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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
It might not have the alliteration associated with other daily threads but don’t let that sway you from posting!
Post your rant here and I shall either approve or deny your wrongful or righteous ranting request |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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My mini rant will be about self styled saphiophiles who've jumped on a bandwagon to try and appeal to the "more intelligent" women they think they deserve who soon revert back to habit and try and steer every, single, fecking conversation back to sex. Honestly, I don't find your attempt at pseudo-psychological sex talk arousing Sebastian. Sorry.
I'm so annoyed I've forgone necessary punctuation to give that angrily typing and not pausing for a breath feel to my words. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My mini rant will be about self styled saphiophiles who've jumped on a bandwagon to try and appeal to the "more intelligent" women they think they deserve who soon revert back to habit and try and steer every, single, fecking conversation back to sex. Honestly, I don't find your attempt at pseudo-psychological sex talk arousing Sebastian. Sorry.
I'm so annoyed I've forgone necessary punctuation to give that angrily typing and not pausing for a breath feel to my words."
Liars innit
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mini rant will be about self styled saphiophiles who've jumped on a bandwagon to try and appeal to the "more intelligent" women they think they deserve who soon revert back to habit and try and steer every, single, fecking conversation back to sex. Honestly, I don't find your attempt at pseudo-psychological sex talk arousing Sebastian. Sorry.
I'm so annoyed I've forgone necessary punctuation to give that angrily typing and not pausing for a breath feel to my words."
That was excellent. I was quite breathless by the end of that; my heart thumping and blood boiling!! When will you be running for Parliament? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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distractions.
now that ive handed my dissertation in (yay me  ), i am minus distraction.
and i don't like it.
i need things to do, to fill my every waking moment so i don't have time to think or feel anything.
recommendations to me inbox please.
Px |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, sorry, Meli’s rant roused me to the point of distraction.
My rant is my phone’s constant betrayal at my attempt to spell and write with proper grammar with its insistence on autoINcorrecting me at every turn turning messaging a rant such as this into a marathon or back sliding to correct every other word!!
Phew, there, I tried that in the same fashion as Meli’s. Not sure if it worked as well as hers but I feel better.
Thank you Tea Monkey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning Tea. Face mask spots ! I wear a mask all day for work and have bloody teenage spots as a result.  "
Wipe your face with a tea tree (or other spot focused) wet wipe occasionally through the day - even just at lunchtime should help. Also avoid sugary / fatty foods as it's your breath inside the mask that's causing the zits. Having said all this, I still have a big juicy spot right in the middle of my chin! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"distractions.
now that ive handed my dissertation in (yay me ), i am minus distraction.
and i don't like it.
i need things to do, to fill my every waking moment so i don't have time to think or feel anything.
recommendations to me inbox please.
Px "
Was there a rant in there or just a humble brag?
Denied for being smug |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning Tea. Face mask spots ! I wear a mask all day for work and have bloody teenage spots as a result.
Wipe your face with a tea tree (or other spot focused) wet wipe occasionally through the day - even just at lunchtime should help. Also avoid sugary / fatty foods as it's your breath inside the mask that's causing the zits. Having said all this, I still have a big juicy spot right in the middle of my chin! "
Ah thank you  Yes, a regular wipe over is a good idea. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Oh, sorry, Meli’s rant roused me to the point of distraction.
My rant is my phone’s constant betrayal at my attempt to spell and write with proper grammar with its insistence on autoINcorrecting me at every turn turning messaging a rant such as this into a marathon or back sliding to correct every other word!!
Phew, there, I tried that in the same fashion as Meli’s. Not sure if it worked as well as hers but I feel better.
Thank you Tea Monkey."
Turn off the settings. Technology learns from how we phrase or words we frequently use.
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People in general at the moment. Too many wallies crossing my path. But to be fair may be my lack of resilience to idiots who knows.
Other than that builders who don't turn up on the day stated arghhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ridiculous threads on the virus room. I haven’t known so many ‘experts’ in one place before. Many seem to be all for choice as long as it’s based on not getting vaccinated or conspiracy theory against controlling groups that want to know everything about us etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, sorry, Meli’s rant roused me to the point of distraction.
My rant is my phone’s constant betrayal at my attempt to spell and write with proper grammar with its insistence on autoINcorrecting me at every turn turning messaging a rant such as this into a marathon or back sliding to correct every other word!!
Phew, there, I tried that in the same fashion as Meli’s. Not sure if it worked as well as hers but I feel better.
Thank you Tea Monkey.
Turn off the settings. Technology learns from how we phrase or words we frequently use.
Denied"
That would explain it then. My phone is a few days old and insists on spelling everything the American way and why does it keep changing my “and” to “abs”. I am certain I do not use the word abs anywhere near as often as I use and. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"People in general at the moment. Too many wallies crossing my path. But to be fair may be my lack of resilience to idiots who knows.
Other than that builders who don't turn up on the day stated arghhh"
Approved on both counts.
People... just...
No |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"The ridiculous threads on the virus room. I haven’t known so many ‘experts’ in one place before. Many seem to be all for choice as long as it’s based on not getting vaccinated or conspiracy theory against controlling groups that want to know everything about us etc. "
Denied. The virus room is there to keep them all together in one place, for collective culling... possibly.
Don’t go in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ridiculous threads on the virus room. I haven’t known so many ‘experts’ in one place before. Many seem to be all for choice as long as it’s based on not getting vaccinated or conspiracy theory against controlling groups that want to know everything about us etc.
Denied. The virus room is there to keep them all together in one place, for collective culling... possibly.
Don’t go in! "
That is so true. I hadn’t thought about it that way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really, really don't like my manager.
He cares more about providing metrics to higher ups to show the performance of the team and constantly chases people to check things are done on time to drive those metrics. However, he doesn't look at obvious issues with current processes and changes that would improve quality going forward and doesn't provide advice on what people under him can do to improve and progress. When you ask him a question too, he'll just direct you to another senior member of staff because he knows nothing  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I really, really don't like my manager.
He cares more about providing metrics to higher ups to show the performance of the team and constantly chases people to check things are done on time to drive those metrics. However, he doesn't look at obvious issues with current processes and changes that would improve quality going forward and doesn't provide advice on what people under him can do to improve and progress. When you ask him a question too, he'll just direct you to another senior member of staff because he knows nothing "
Sounds like every middle manager in every company in the world. I think that there’s a mould somewhere.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"My mini rant will be about self styled saphiophiles who've jumped on a bandwagon to try and appeal to the "more intelligent" women they think they deserve who soon revert back to habit and try and steer every, single, fecking conversation back to sex. Honestly, I don't find your attempt at pseudo-psychological sex talk arousing Sebastian. Sorry.
I'm so annoyed I've forgone necessary punctuation to give that angrily typing and not pausing for a breath feel to my words.
That was excellent. I was quite breathless by the end of that; my heart thumping and blood boiling!! When will you be running for Parliament?"
Oh once I UNLOS from here. Parliament is definitely my calling, thank you for recognising that.  |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
Lego sets with missing pieces.
My camper van is stuck in limbo with 2 missing bits to make it complete!
Sure I can request replacements for free, but its still my time and energy...
I may as well not have bothered! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My mini rant will be about self styled saphiophiles who've jumped on a bandwagon to try and appeal to the "more intelligent" women they think they deserve who soon revert back to habit and try and steer every, single, fecking conversation back to sex. Honestly, I don't find your attempt at pseudo-psychological sex talk arousing Sebastian. Sorry.
I'm so annoyed I've forgone necessary punctuation to give that angrily typing and not pausing for a breath feel to my words.
That was excellent. I was quite breathless by the end of that; my heart thumping and blood boiling!! When will you be running for Parliament?
Oh once I UNLOS from here. Parliament is definitely my calling, thank you for recognising that. "
Cool, I’ll just screen shot your profile for blackm**l/government access later |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Lego sets with missing pieces.
My camper van is stuck in limbo with 2 missing bits to make it complete!
Sure I can request replacements for free, but its still my time and energy...
I may as well not have bothered!"
In addition to the time and energy that you’ve invested, Lego have also given you the gift of anticipation...
Wait for it... |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My cat sleeps outdoors at night. But when I let her in for breakfast, the first thing she does is pee in the cat litter tray. Why can't she pee outside? "
Is this a rant?
She’s saving your neighbours gardens and lawns.
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
My laptop that I purchased for personal use is having a meltdown and not co-operating due to being used for work purposes since Lockdown1.
When it finally gives up the ghost (quite likely doing so as I type) my manager will expect me to buy another laptop out of my own pocket so I can carry on working from home!
I could easily be back in the office again but the manager enjoys sitting on their sofa watching netflix to much for that!!!  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I'm stuck in a hospital bed in the worst pain I've ever felt (and I live with sciatica every day) having had an emergency OP yesterday. I'm not being listened to with regards to pain relief and all I can do is cry constantly.
And they won't agree to sedate me, induce a coma, give me the good painkillers I know I can take because I actually have them on prescription at home or give me a sharp knife.
Rant over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm stuck in a hospital bed in the worst pain I've ever felt (and I live with sciatica every day) having had an emergency OP yesterday. I'm not being listened to with regards to pain relief and all I can do is cry constantly.
And they won't agree to sedate me, induce a coma, give me the good painkillers I know I can take because I actually have them on prescription at home or give me a sharp knife.
Rant over."
((hugs)) |
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Boss who scolded me for not updating the spreadsheet. If she was so perfect she would have remembered that she had already signed off the document in question.
"Please ensure the spreadsheet is updated promptly"
Fuck only been waiting 13 days for you to authorise the spending.  |
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"I'm stuck in a hospital bed in the worst pain I've ever felt (and I live with sciatica every day) having had an emergency OP yesterday. I'm not being listened to with regards to pain relief and all I can do is cry constantly.
And they won't agree to sedate me, induce a coma, give me the good painkillers I know I can take because I actually have them on prescription at home or give me a sharp knife.
Rant over."
Ouch! Hug to you, hope they crack out the good meds for you soon |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My laptop that I purchased for personal use is having a meltdown and not co-operating due to being used for work purposes since Lockdown1.
When it finally gives up the ghost (quite likely doing so as I type) my manager will expect me to buy another laptop out of my own pocket so I can carry on working from home!
I could easily be back in the office again but the manager enjoys sitting on their sofa watching netflix to much for that!!! "
Businesses should provide reasonable equipment or reimbursement for use of personal equipment in the process of working.
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Heavy Duty Heat Sealed packaging on children's toys - what's that all about "
Nothing is more protected or harder to get into than child’s toys.
They should use that packaging on cars, no one would be injured ever again!
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I'm stuck in a hospital bed in the worst pain I've ever felt (and I live with sciatica every day) having had an emergency OP yesterday. I'm not being listened to with regards to pain relief and all I can do is cry constantly.
And they won't agree to sedate me, induce a coma, give me the good painkillers I know I can take because I actually have them on prescription at home or give me a sharp knife.
Rant over."
Doctors are assholes.
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I hope you’re feeling better soon and they give you the good stuff |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Boss who scolded me for not updating the spreadsheet. If she was so perfect she would have remembered that she had already signed off the document in question.
"Please ensure the spreadsheet is updated promptly"
Fuck only been waiting 13 days for you to authorise the spending. "
Buck passing ass hats.
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"Boss who scolded me for not updating the spreadsheet. If she was so perfect she would have remembered that she had already signed off the document in question.
"Please ensure the spreadsheet is updated promptly"
Fuck only been waiting 13 days for you to authorise the spending.
Buck passing ass hats.
Allowed"
Thank you |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My face is as red as a beetroot today as I was a dick and forgot my sunscreen can I have some overcast clouds please "
The sun’s been out for half a minute!
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You can get a parasol and some after sun though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mini rant will be about self styled saphiophiles who've jumped on a bandwagon to try and appeal to the "more intelligent" women they think they deserve who soon revert back to habit and try and steer every, single, fecking conversation back to sex. Honestly, I don't find your attempt at pseudo-psychological sex talk arousing Sebastian. Sorry.
I'm so annoyed I've forgone necessary punctuation to give that angrily typing and not pausing for a breath feel to my words.
That was excellent. I was quite breathless by the end of that; my heart thumping and blood boiling!! When will you be running for Parliament?
Oh once I UNLOS from here. Parliament is definitely my calling, thank you for recognising that. "
You have my vote! Please don’t be the parties with L in their names!!! |
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