Tease my turnip

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tell what you'd do and how'd it make you feel

By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I never know the diffetence between a turnip and a swede

By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I'd put him next to a lady turnip in a low-cut top.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I never know the diffetence between a turnip and a swede

Slather my Swede

By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Butter my parsnip

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Butter my parsnip

Only if you tease my turnip

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I never know the diffetence between a turnip and a swede

One is like a big carrot and the other one starts the Friday/ Saturday night threads.

By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Squash my butternut