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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
What about your bits and pits?
And the rest for that matter
And eyes, ears and mouth and nose too?  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shower is my thinking space, I spend ages there until the water goes cold 
Body, hair then think  "
But then your dirty hair water goes over your body ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shower is my thinking space, I spend ages there until the water goes cold
Body, hair then think
But then your dirty hair water goes over your body ? "
My hair isn't THAT dirty lol it's all caught up in the shampoo foam surely  |
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Jump in
Shout "bastard it to hot"
Find a suitable bottle that's for washing myself out of the 30 or so we have around the bath making sure I've not picked up the bubble bath.
Kick the dog out the bathroom as the little dickhead makes me feel uncomfortable sat staring at me like so evil psychopath.
Blast out the finest rendition of Freddie Mercury - living on my own at the top of my voice.
Wash top to bottom in around 35 seconds.
Whilst rinsing have a few minutes under the hot shower contemplating my own existence
And finally look over to see I've forgot the towel so need to prepare for the cocktrot run across the landing 
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Music on if I'm mega stressed and kind of dancing in the shower and singing my head off. Otherwise in silence and have a notebook handy all my best ideas occur in the shower. Then it's wash my face before water gets too warm and use an oil cleanser. Then hair put in conditioner then wash my body and then finally wash out conditioner. |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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Fanny wash, then shower gel and exfoliating sponge all over, then if I’m washing my hair I’ll shampoo then leave the conditioner in whilst I do my face with Clinique sonic brush and face wash, then I’ll do my teeth (yes in the shower) then rinse my conditioner out and get out.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jump in
Shout "bastard it to hot"
Find a suitable bottle that's for washing myself out of the 30 or so we have around the bath making sure I've not picked up the bubble bath.
Kick the dog out the bathroom as the little dickhead makes me feel uncomfortable sat staring at me like so evil psychopath.
Blast out the finest rendition of Freddie Mercury - living on my own at the top of my voice.
Wash top to bottom in around 35 seconds.
Whilst rinsing have a few minutes under the hot shower contemplating my own existence
And finally look over to see I've forgot the towel so need to prepare for the cocktrot run across the landing
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Kicking the dog out epic |
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"Jump in
Shout "bastard it to hot"
Find a suitable bottle that's for washing myself out of the 30 or so we have around the bath making sure I've not picked up the bubble bath.
Kick the dog out the bathroom as the little dickhead makes me feel uncomfortable sat staring at me like so evil psychopath.
Blast out the finest rendition of Freddie Mercury - living on my own at the top of my voice.
Wash top to bottom in around 35 seconds.
Whilst rinsing have a few minutes under the hot shower contemplating my own existence
And finally look over to see I've forgot the towel so need to prepare for the cocktrot run across the landing
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(Mr Yummy) |
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By *ezzelsMan
over a year ago
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As an environmental scientist ive got a three minute egg timer in mine...to save energy and reduce climate change....the one next to my bed for sex is a two minute timer..never had to turn that over..so both save energy...teehee.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fanny wash, then shower gel and exfoliating sponge all over, then if I’m washing my hair I’ll shampoo then leave the conditioner in whilst I do my face with Clinique sonic brush and face wash, then I’ll do my teeth (yes in the shower) then rinse my conditioner out and get out. "
Do you take your teeth out to wash them? |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"Fanny wash, then shower gel and exfoliating sponge all over, then if I’m washing my hair I’ll shampoo then leave the conditioner in whilst I do my face with Clinique sonic brush and face wash, then I’ll do my teeth (yes in the shower) then rinse my conditioner out and get out.
Do you take your teeth out to wash them? "
Nope they stay firmly in my mouth.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always used to wash my body first then wash my hair but my daughter insisted that’s the wrong way to do it and that I’m weird so now I wash my hair first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always used to wash my body first then wash my hair but my daughter insisted that’s the wrong way to do it and that I’m weird so now I wash my hair first "
I was told to start with your feet because they’re the nearest to the plug, I’m not sure what to think know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put it on cold as possible for as long as.. a minute tops  to de stress due to shouting 'For F@@@s that is effin cold!!'
Then turn it on flamin hot and massager setting. Then its 2-in-1 shampoo, body wash all over bits and pits then out and shave.  |
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