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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Short arsed, bearded, pretty ugly IMHO - oh - and of course French!
But boy does he produce some bangin tunes - and no doubt utilises his quite frankly epic DJ skills to entice supermodels, pop stars and leggy lovelies around the globe to gobble on his Gallic glans!
So who's your nomination to join him in the prestigious 'Fugly But Shagging Legends' club? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"before i answer your question obi can i just ask exactly what is wrong with being short assed and bearded ?  "
Nothing at all Bussy mate, nothing at all!!
Unless your day job is as a gnome or one of santa's elves!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"before i answer your question obi can i just ask exactly what is wrong with being short assed and bearded ?
Nothing at all Bussy mate, nothing at all!!
Unless your day job is as a gnome or one of santa's elves!! "
I am a part-time Ass Midget actually
So careful what you say or you could find me in a street near you sometime soon  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"before i answer your question obi can i just ask exactly what is wrong with being short assed and bearded ?
Nothing at all Bussy mate, nothing at all!!
Unless your day job is as a gnome or one of santa's elves!!
I am a part-time Ass Midget actually
So careful what you say or you could find me in a street near you sometime soon "
Being young and innocent - and having no idea what an 'Ass Midget' is - I've just enquirer via that useful tool that is google!
And the first link contains this description!
"Unusual, but a full size black rubber gnome with the aptly title of the ass midget. Beyond this no explanation is needed, not for beginners or the feint at heart."
It's a butt plug!
Who the fuck came up with that idea? And more importantly - at which job centre did you see the advert? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Who the fuck came up with that idea? And more importantly - at which job centre did you see the advert? "
It wasn't a job centre
I spotted it in a shop window and thought 'I can do that' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyway guetting back to the point in question (see what i did there ? clever eh !), it's gotta be Peter Stringfellow !"
Bussy - you live in a strange neighbourhood! Lol
Stringers? Good call!
My next vote would be Bill Oddie.
The birds love him! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Anyway guetting back to the point in question (see what i did there ? clever eh !), it's gotta be Peter Stringfellow !
Bussy - you live in a strange neighbourhood! Lol
Stringers? Good call!
My next vote would be Bill Oddie.
The birds love him! "
Now I'm really short bit our Bill is the same height as he is wide and seems short to me  |
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"Disagree David Guetta is pure pish and wins the Gorgonzola award for sellout tosh dj of the century award.
He's hardly Greg Wilson, LTJ Bukem or Diggers is he.
Cheese  "
Glad someone else thinks that too... along with the Swedish Cheese Mafia.
I'm sure they'll figure highly in the DJ Magazine top 100 again though as they're asking their Twitter fans to vote.
Oh and Guetta's wife is hot from what I remember. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Who the fuck came up with that idea? And more importantly - at which job centre did you see the advert?
It wasn't a job centre
I spotted it in a shop window and thought 'I can do that' "
I knew I recognised you from somewhere!!
I thought it was the y-front pages of my Littlewoods catalogue. But no.... It was my butt-plugs-r-us mailshot.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"before i answer your question obi can i just ask exactly what is wrong with being short assed and bearded ?
Nothing at all Bussy mate, nothing at all!!
Unless your day job is as a gnome or one of santa's elves!! "
This xmas, stay well.away from the panto's!
We know who you are and where you live
Don't worry Bussy, he'll get sorted |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
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"Disagree David Guetta is pure pish and wins the Gorgonzola award for sellout tosh dj of the century award.
He's hardly Greg Wilson, LTJ Bukem or Diggers is he.
Cheese "
 sell out is right his career seems to be based on crap tunes, often re mixes, with a pop star as a front but featuring another star or two so as to maximise the buying audience. |
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