So I’ve been talking to a forumite for a long time now. Finally sent her a voice note so she could hear my voice and show I’m legit.
A week later she still hadn’t sent me one. I raised the question; I’m currently sat having a number two whilst checking messages and laughing out loud at my responses to people when I get an incoming call from this special person!!!
What would you do in that situation? Would you answer?  |
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over a year ago
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‘Hold on darling, I’m just giving birth to a demon from hell. I’d say it’s a 0.5 on the Bristol Stool Scale and I might need surgery on my second ring’
Usually works... |
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"So...... What happened???
We need to know
I had a poo. I thought I’d already explained that
Well obviously..
Did she call back? Did you call her?
You can't leave us in suspense! "
Well the first thing I did was wipe my bum
Then I washed my hands, even using soap
Then I dried my hands
Then I wiped my phone down with a baby while (yes! That’s something I actually do!!!)
And then?
Then it’s none of your business. #DiscretionAssured haha |
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"So...... What happened???
We need to know
I had a poo. I thought I’d already explained that
Well obviously..
Did she call back? Did you call her?
You can't leave us in suspense!
Well the first thing I did was wipe my bum
Then I washed my hands, even using soap
Then I dried my hands
Then I wiped my phone down with a baby while (yes! That’s something I actually do!!!)
And then?
Then it’s none of your business. #DiscretionAssured haha"
With a baby?! |
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"So...... What happened???
We need to know
I had a poo. I thought I’d already explained that
Well obviously..
Did she call back? Did you call her?
You can't leave us in suspense!
Well the first thing I did was wipe my bum
Then I washed my hands, even using soap
Then I dried my hands
Then I wiped my phone down with a baby while (yes! That’s something I actually do!!!)
And then?
Then it’s none of your business. #DiscretionAssured haha"
You tease.... |
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"So...... What happened???
We need to know
I had a poo. I thought I’d already explained that
Well obviously..
Did she call back? Did you call her?
You can't leave us in suspense!
Well the first thing I did was wipe my bum
Then I washed my hands, even using soap
Then I dried my hands
Then I wiped my phone down with a baby while (yes! That’s something I actually do!!!)
And then?
Then it’s none of your business. #DiscretionAssured haha
With a baby?! "
Haha bloody autocorrect!!! BabyWIPES!!! |
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