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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly! "
That's just cruel. But sometimes you do actually have to ask because the labelling isn't clear. |
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"I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly!
That's just cruel. But sometimes you do actually have to ask because the labelling isn't clear."
You mean that big 'Poundland' sign above the door isn't a clue! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !"
Are things even stranger in there?
The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly!
That's just cruel. But sometimes you do actually have to ask because the labelling isn't clear.
You mean that big 'Poundland' sign above the door isn't a clue! "
A clue only... it gets confusing with the 3 for a £1 (except on Wednesday's when you have to buy this item for £1 that you don't want to get this deal)![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"As well as pound store condoms my local one sells pregnancy tests. Two in a box. So technically, a preggo test for fifty pence, not sure I'd trust it. . .
Oh and vajazzles. Three for a pound. "
That's crazy!!!!!
Who on earth has 3 vajay jays? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"As well as pound store condoms my local one sells pregnancy tests. Two in a box. So technically, a preggo test for fifty pence, not sure I'd trust it. . .
Oh and vajazzles. Three for a pound. "
Use the vajazzles and the condoms before the pregnancy tests? |
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"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !
Are things even stranger in there?
The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind."
I would never go in such an establishment
Selfridges and Harvey Nics all the way for Bussy
I went in Home Bargains once and came out in a rash
I went in B&M and came out with nits (and I haven't got any hair) ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !
Are things even stranger in there?
The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind.
I would never go in such an establishment
Selfridges and Harvey Nics all the way for Bussy
I went in Home Bargains once and came out in a rash
I went in B&M and came out with nits (and I haven't got any hair) "
What's B&M? - it sounds like I need to avoid it! Is there an itchy scalp smiley?
I admit to wandering around in the £1 place today to get cat things. It's not Waitrose, John Lewis or Fenwicks but sometimes needs must ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !
Are things even stranger in there?
The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind.
I would never go in such an establishment
Selfridges and Harvey Nics all the way for Bussy
I went in Home Bargains once and came out in a rash
I went in B&M and came out with nits (and I haven't got any hair)
What's B&M? - it sounds like I need to avoid it! Is there an itchy scalp smiley?
I admit to wandering around in the £1 place today to get cat things. It's not Waitrose, John Lewis or Fenwicks but sometimes needs must "
Oooh Fenwicks
I like it in there too - they have things folded in piles rather than hung on rails
I love the dirty looks when you have unwrapped 20 seperate items and decided none of them are for you ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !
Are things even stranger in there?
The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind.
I would never go in such an establishment
Selfridges and Harvey Nics all the way for Bussy
I went in Home Bargains once and came out in a rash
I went in B&M and came out with nits (and I haven't got any hair) "
Oi you were in B M with me, I didn't get em..................
Oh sorry B & M ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !
Are things even stranger in there?
The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind.
I would never go in such an establishment
Selfridges and Harvey Nics all the way for Bussy
I went in Home Bargains once and came out in a rash
I went in B&M and came out with nits (and I haven't got any hair)
Oi you were in B M with me, I didn't get em..................
Oh sorry B & M "
I will admit to Boundary Mill, but never to Bon Marche (where we all know you get your blouses from) ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !
Are things even stranger in there?
The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind.
I would never go in such an establishment
Selfridges and Harvey Nics all the way for Bussy
I went in Home Bargains once and came out in a rash
I went in B&M and came out with nits (and I haven't got any hair)
What's B&M? - it sounds like I need to avoid it! Is there an itchy scalp smiley?
I admit to wandering around in the £1 place today to get cat things. It's not Waitrose, John Lewis or Fenwicks but sometimes needs must "
B&M is wonderful! It's full of things you never knew you needed and you always come out with something! a lot of it is good quality stuff, or brand products, just cheaper. |
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"B&M is wonderful! It's full of things you never knew you needed and you always come out with something! a lot of it is good quality stuff, or brand products, just cheaper."
and a lot of its crap
it is ok if you are after decorating your walls with glittery silver canvasses and oversized dried flowers tho ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"B&M is wonderful! It's full of things you never knew you needed and you always come out with something! a lot of it is good quality stuff, or brand products, just cheaper.
and a lot of its crap
it is ok if you are after decorating your walls with glittery silver canvasses and oversized dried flowers tho "
Ah that's where you got em from, nice touch![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"B&M is wonderful! It's full of things you never knew you needed and you always come out with something! a lot of it is good quality stuff, or brand products, just cheaper.
and a lot of its crap
it is ok if you are after decorating your walls with glittery silver canvasses and oversized dried flowers tho "
Please stop - I'm going to have nightmares tonight! |
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"B&M is wonderful! It's full of things you never knew you needed and you always come out with something! a lot of it is good quality stuff, or brand products, just cheaper.
and a lot of its crap
it is ok if you are after decorating your walls with glittery silver canvasses and oversized dried flowers tho
Ah that's where you got em from, nice touch "
is this where we say 'touche' ? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead |
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"B&M is wonderful! It's full of things you never knew you needed and you always come out with something! a lot of it is good quality stuff, or brand products, just cheaper.
and a lot of its crap
it is ok if you are after decorating your walls with glittery silver canvasses and oversized dried flowers tho
Ah that's where you got em from, nice touch
is this where we say 'touche' ? "
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"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !
Are things even stranger in there?
The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind.
I would never go in such an establishment
Selfridges and Harvey Nics all the way for Bussy
I went in Home Bargains once and came out in a rash
I went in B&M and came out with nits (and I haven't got any hair)
What's B&M? - it sounds like I need to avoid it! Is there an itchy scalp smiley?
I admit to wandering around in the £1 place today to get cat things. It's not Waitrose, John Lewis or Fenwicks but sometimes needs must
B&M is wonderful! It's full of things you never knew you needed and you always come out with something! a lot of it is good quality stuff, or brand products, just cheaper."
I get my ragley handbags from there |
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"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead"
my dad is like that with TK Maxx
He simply, point plank, refuses to go in ! |
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"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead"
It's difficult getting Bussy out of Boundary Mill, well the Hush Puppies concession anyway ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead
It's difficult getting Bussy out of Boundary Mill, well the Hush Puppies concession anyway "
that is only when you are there
it's the sight of your lumpy ankles popping over the top of the velcro sandals (the ones with the air soles) that does it for me every time |
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"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead
my dad is like that with TK Maxx
He simply, point plank, refuses to go in !"
Jay wont go in dunhelm either, says it smells of old people ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead
my dad is like that with TK Maxx
He simply, point plank, refuses to go in !
Jay wont go in dunhelm either, says it smells of old people "
i love him already |
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"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead
my dad is like that with TK Maxx
He simply, point plank, refuses to go in !"
TK maxx makes me itch! It's a horrible shop that reminds me of a jumble sale! |
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"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead
my dad is like that with TK Maxx
He simply, point plank, refuses to go in !
TK maxx makes me itch! It's a horrible shop that reminds me of a jumble sale! "
wait... u mean it isn't damn I've been bartering in there for months |
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"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead
my dad is like that with TK Maxx
He simply, point plank, refuses to go in !
TK maxx makes me itch! It's a horrible shop that reminds me of a jumble sale!
wait... u mean it isn't damn I've been bartering in there for months"
it is a jumble sale
just an expensive one ! |
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"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!
There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.
What have you found in there?"
I found a set of bullets in there (made in japan) bought em for a laff really thinking you never know ,but not expecting a lot ,but they were amazing.
Whenever i used them women would go wow where you get them ..i was a bit embarrassed to say poundland tbh so used to say I forgot.
They lasted about 9 months ,never saw them again ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!
There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.
What have you found in there?
I found a set of bullets in there (made in japan) bought em for a laff really thinking you never know ,but not expecting a lot ,but they were amazing.
Whenever i used them women would go wow where you get them ..i was a bit embarrassed to say poundland tbh so used to say I forgot.
They lasted about 9 months ,never saw them again "
Bullets? Women? Is there something you need to tell us? |
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"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!
There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.
What have you found in there?
I found a set of bullets in there (made in japan) bought em for a laff really thinking you never know ,but not expecting a lot ,but they were amazing.
Whenever i used them women would go wow where you get them ..i was a bit embarrassed to say poundland tbh so used to say I forgot.
They lasted about 9 months ,never saw them again
Bullets? Women? Is there something you need to tell us?"
Naaa nothing out the ordinary or exciting anyway ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!
There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.
What have you found in there?"
Lots of people with serious personal hygiene problems, despite there being plenty of toiletries abailable in arms reach for the princely sum of a quid! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!
There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.
What have you found in there?"
I found the queue for the jeremy kyle auditions in the one by ours
Ps bussy its Home & Bargain tut tut, us scousers are soooo offended by that horrible name change ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!
There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.
What have you found in there?
I found the queue for the jeremy kyle auditions in the one by ours
Ps bussy its Home & Bargain tut tut, us scousers are soooo offended by that horrible name change "
I'm feeling a bit better about going in to the one near me now. It was clean and tidy and the customers all queued properly with no undue noise. I do like the wheelie baskets too. Now I have to return for kilner jars and bullets! |
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I love pound shops. I often hunt round them for pervertables. The mini butterfly TENS I got a while back are ace, as are the cheap cohesive bandages. As for the electric flyswatters ...
The newer 99p shop in Basingstoke is good too.
A lot of junk, but occasional treasure. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!
There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.
What have you found in there?
I found the queue for the jeremy kyle auditions in the one by ours
Ps bussy its Home & Bargain tut tut, us scousers are soooo offended by that horrible name change
I'm feeling a bit better about going in to the one near me now. It was clean and tidy and the customers all queued properly with no undue noise. I do like the wheelie baskets too. Now I have to return for kilner jars and bullets!"
Doubt you'll get the bullets ,they all went and i have never seen em since ,lol
mind you its not really on my must go to places tbh, so you never know.. |
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By *orkieMan
over a year ago
Who knows |
"I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly! "
Some of the highly intelligent staff (including a family member of mine) equally likes to confuse the retarded fuckwits they get in there who ask stupid questions |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I love pound shops. I often hunt round them for pervertables. The mini butterfly TENS I got a while back are ace, as are the cheap cohesive bandages. As for the electric flyswatters ...
The newer 99p shop in Basingstoke is good too.
A lot of junk, but occasional treasure. "
Pervertables? Have I been missing out on shopping opportunities? |
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"I love pound shops. I often hunt round them for pervertables. The mini butterfly TENS I got a while back are ace, as are the cheap cohesive bandages. As for the electric flyswatters ...
The newer 99p shop in Basingstoke is good too.
A lot of junk, but occasional treasure. "
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!
There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.
What have you found in there?
I found the queue for the jeremy kyle auditions in the one by ours
Ps bussy its Home & Bargain tut tut, us scousers are soooo offended by that horrible name change
I'm feeling a bit better about going in to the one near me now. It was clean and tidy and the customers all queued properly with no undue noise. I do like the wheelie baskets too. Now I have to return for kilner jars and bullets!
Doubt you'll get the bullets ,they all went and i have never seen em since ,lol
mind you its not really on my must go to places tbh, so you never know.."
I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes "
I think he means bullets as in vibro's not for guns , I am sure you would know what to do with them ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead
It's difficult getting Bussy out of Boundary Mill, well the Hush Puppies concession anyway
that is only when you are there
it's the sight of your lumpy ankles popping over the top of the velcro sandals (the ones with the air soles) that does it for me every time "
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"I love pound shops. I often hunt round them for pervertables. The mini butterfly TENS I got a while back are ace, as are the cheap cohesive bandages. As for the electric flyswatters ...
The newer 99p shop in Basingstoke is good too.
A lot of junk, but occasional treasure.
Pervertables? Have I been missing out on shopping opportunities?"
Pervertables are regular household items that can be perverted for sexual (usually kinky) purposes. Examples include clothes pegs, cling film, feathers...
I can spend hours in pound shops, kitchen shops and B&Q inventing new and pervy uses for innocent objects. ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"I love pound shops. I often hunt round them for pervertables. The mini butterfly TENS I got a while back are ace, as are the cheap cohesive bandages. As for the electric flyswatters ...
The newer 99p shop in Basingstoke is good too.
A lot of junk, but occasional treasure.
Pervertables? Have I been missing out on shopping opportunities?
Pervertables are regular household items that can be perverted for sexual (usually kinky) purposes. Examples include clothes pegs, cling film, feathers...
I can spend hours in pound shops, kitchen shops and B&Q inventing new and pervy uses for innocent objects. " wow ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes
I think he means bullets as in vibro's not for guns , I am sure you would know what to do with them "
I only just found out. I'm very innocent really. I did wonder why these women were going wow to ammunition! |
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"I love pound shops. I often hunt round them for pervertables. The mini butterfly TENS I got a while back are ace, as are the cheap cohesive bandages. As for the electric flyswatters ...
The newer 99p shop in Basingstoke is good too.
A lot of junk, but occasional treasure.
Pervertables? Have I been missing out on shopping opportunities?
Pervertables are regular household items that can be perverted for sexual (usually kinky) purposes. Examples include clothes pegs, cling film, feathers...
I can spend hours in pound shops, kitchen shops and B&Q inventing new and pervy uses for innocent objects. "
what aisle are the pervertables in
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes
I think he means bullets as in vibro's not for guns , I am sure you would know what to do with them
I only just found out. I'm very innocent really. I did wonder why these women were going wow to ammunition!"
It was his answers still talking about vibro's and you talking about ammunition that made it funnier. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I love pound shops. I often hunt round them for pervertables. The mini butterfly TENS I got a while back are ace, as are the cheap cohesive bandages. As for the electric flyswatters ...
The newer 99p shop in Basingstoke is good too.
A lot of junk, but occasional treasure.
Pervertables? Have I been missing out on shopping opportunities?
Pervertables are regular household items that can be perverted for sexual (usually kinky) purposes. Examples include clothes pegs, cling film, feathers...
I can spend hours in pound shops, kitchen shops and B&Q inventing new and pervy uses for innocent objects. "
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I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes
I think he means bullets as in vibro's not for guns , I am sure you would know what to do with them
I only just found out. I'm very innocent really. I did wonder why these women were going wow to ammunition!
It was his answers still talking about vibro's and you talking about ammunition that made it funnier. "
i did try and explain ..honest ...![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes
I think he means bullets as in vibro's not for guns , I am sure you would know what to do with them
I only just found out. I'm very innocent really. I did wonder why these women were going wow to ammunition!
It was his answers still talking about vibro's and you talking about ammunition that made it funnier. "
I am always happy to bring a smile to someones face - even if it is cos I is stoopid. ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes
I think he means bullets as in vibro's not for guns , I am sure you would know what to do with them
I only just found out. I'm very innocent really. I did wonder why these women were going wow to ammunition!
It was his answers still talking about vibro's and you talking about ammunition that made it funnier.
I am always happy to bring a smile to someones face - even if it is cos I is stoopid. "
lol if your stooopid call me Jack the Ripper ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"You is not stupid, you just havn't had the pleasure of a bullet yet "
Or pervertables...
I won't tell you what I thought the first time someone suggested a double ender to me (still to be tried). I will be entering the shops with all new eyes ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes
I think he means bullets as in vibro's not for guns , I am sure you would know what to do with them
I only just found out. I'm very innocent really. I did wonder why these women were going wow to ammunition!
It was his answers still talking about vibro's and you talking about ammunition that made it funnier.
I am always happy to bring a smile to someones face - even if it is cos I is stoopid.
lol if your stooopid call me Jack the Ripper "
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TK Max? That reminds me that in the ancient past Bedford Trucks used to make a TK model! Just thought you'd like to know that!
What does TK Max stand for, if anything?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"TK Max? That reminds me that in the ancient past Bedford Trucks used to make a TK model! Just thought you'd like to know that!
What does TK Max stand for, if anything?
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I haven't a clue but they go under slightly different names in different places.
Can I get the Bedford TK in the pound shop? |
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"I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly! "
no lie i went into the pound shop near me yesterday and it had on the front "YES everything is a pound"
so imagine my surprise when im queuing and somebody in front asks how much this ornament is and the young guy on the check-out replies £2.99 i had 2 look around for 2 reasons 2 see if anybody else had heard and if i was still in the pound shop i should sue them for false advertising |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
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"I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly!
no lie i went into the pound shop near me yesterday and it had on the front "YES everything is a pound"
so imagine my surprise when im queuing and somebody in front asks how much this ornament is and the young guy on the check-out replies £2.99 i had 2 look around for 2 reasons 2 see if anybody else had heard and if i was still in the pound shop i should sue them for false advertising"
If your going to sue them for that
I'll sue superdrug
And as for virgin megastore |
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"I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly!
no lie i went into the pound shop near me yesterday and it had on the front "YES everything is a pound"
so imagine my surprise when im queuing and somebody in front asks how much this ornament is and the young guy on the check-out replies £2.99 i had 2 look around for 2 reasons 2 see if anybody else had heard and if i was still in the pound shop i should sue them for false advertising
If your going to sue them for that
I'll sue superdrug
And as for virgin megastore "
fair point i dont think ive ever seen a virgin in that megastore! but i was refering to the fact they clearly say on the front of the shop "YES everything is £1" |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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Resurrecting this as I now find myself going once a week - just to see what's there, of course.
This week they had black stockings with little red bows at the top. As I had bought some tarty shoes earlier I thought it was only right to to test out the Pound Shop stockings too. |
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