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over a year ago
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So - what's your talent?
Funny as fuck? (Bussy, Pablo et al)
Can stop a moving train with one flash of your boobies? (Not naming - ladies they're all wonderful!!  )
Can fly faster than a speeding bullet?
Here's your chance to proclaim your mystical talents!!
(and possibly have everyone say 'yeah, right - as if!  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's yours??
Ooh - now where do I start!
I can do a great impression of a helicopter! 
prove it  "
For health and safety reasons you'll all have to wear these!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent"
Pretty sure you're in the 'train stopping boobs' section - or the 'keeping your legs raised the longest' one! |
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"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent
Pretty sure you're in the 'train stopping boobs' section - or the 'keeping your legs raised the longest' one! "
Oh yes i can hold my legs in that position for ages, a doctor told me i was flexible when she did my smear test and i had to hold my legs up for 20 minutes lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent
Pretty sure you're in the 'train stopping boobs' section - or the 'keeping your legs raised the longest' one!
Oh yes i can hold my legs in that position for ages, a doctor told me i was flexible when she did my smear test and i had to hold my legs up for 20 minutes lol"
Pretty sure that wasn't part of the test!
Did she have lots of tattoos, short hair and was wearing dungarees whilst whistling 'constant craving'?  |
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"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent
Pretty sure you're in the 'train stopping boobs' section - or the 'keeping your legs raised the longest' one!
Oh yes i can hold my legs in that position for ages, a doctor told me i was flexible when she did my smear test and i had to hold my legs up for 20 minutes lol"
did u see her credentials? did she stay down longer than she had to? |
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"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent
Pretty sure you're in the 'train stopping boobs' section - or the 'keeping your legs raised the longest' one!
Oh yes i can hold my legs in that position for ages, a doctor told me i was flexible when she did my smear test and i had to hold my legs up for 20 minutes lol
did u see her credentials? did she stay down longer than she had to?"
lol no, they couldnt find my cervix |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent
Pretty sure you're in the 'train stopping boobs' section - or the 'keeping your legs raised the longest' one!
Oh yes i can hold my legs in that position for ages, a doctor told me i was flexible when she did my smear test and i had to hold my legs up for 20 minutes lol
did u see her credentials? did she stay down longer than she had to?
lol no, they couldnt find my cervix "
But was it cervix with a smile?
Boom Boom! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent
Pretty sure you're in the 'train stopping boobs' section - or the 'keeping your legs raised the longest' one!
Oh yes i can hold my legs in that position for ages, a doctor told me i was flexible when she did my smear test and i had to hold my legs up for 20 minutes lol
did u see her credentials? did she stay down longer than she had to?
lol no, they couldnt find my cervix "
its not the cervix your looking for *waves hand* |
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