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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All you thickos that dont put the dumbells and equipment back in the right place stay off the steriods as they are affecting your brain.
Him"
Don't get me started. It fcuks me off right and royally when people don't re-rack their weights. There's now the added dimension that they need to antibac the equipment after use, and some lazy pr!ck5 seem to find it beneath their dignity to do this!
Speech over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"While we're at it a) wiping down equipment isn't just paper towel, the spray next to it isn't decorative, and b) the paper towel goes in the bin you mingers"
Couldn't agree more!! |
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Leaving your towel on or by a machine and some clown jumping in while you go and top your water up.
People who use about 36 dumbbells at the same time (are you starting a collection?)
People who spend about 3 hrs on 1 machine. |
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I was there yesterday and 3 men were huddled around the chest press, loaded with 100kg each side.
1 guy pressing, another stood in front of him pulling and a 3rd yelling 'come on you got this'.
1st guy jumps off celebrating 1 rep max. I'm like dude you pushed half that, your mate pulled the rest of it. |
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"And re-rack your goddamn plates! I don't want to take off 4 lots of 25kg plates on the leg press machine that you used for 2 half reps you utter knobend  "
The ones who actually slam the weights down on the floor are the Best |
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"Thank god its not just me then lol
So many thickos and considering its a gym how lazy they are to put things away or in its rightful place...6kg dumbells do not go in the 10kg space etc you knob. "
 you seem very aggy.... Maybe you need to go to the gym to work your stress out |
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"And re-rack your goddamn plates! I don't want to take off 4 lots of 25kg plates on the leg press machine that you used for 2 half reps you utter knobend
The ones who actually slam the weights down on the floor are the Best"
Slam... Count one two three... Sound like a wounded wildebeest... Looks around for admiration.
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"Thank god its not just me then lol
So many thickos and considering its a gym how lazy they are to put things away or in its rightful place...6kg dumbells do not go in the 10kg space etc you knob. "
No one at the gym is lazy they have made the effort to go this is a first world problem everyone need to get over it. |
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"Thank god its not just me then lol
So many thickos and considering its a gym how lazy they are to put things away or in its rightful place...6kg dumbells do not go in the 10kg space etc you knob.
you seem very aggy.... Maybe you need to go to the gym to work your stress out "
Lol
I just go to eye up the ladies x |
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"And re-rack your goddamn plates! I don't want to take off 4 lots of 25kg plates on the leg press machine that you used for 2 half reps you utter knobend
The ones who actually slam the weights down on the floor are the Best
Slam... Count one two three... Sound like a wounded wildebeest... Looks around for admiration.
"
Boss
I remember these 2 lads shouting incomprehensible slogans at each other |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont rant about much in the gym other than people tidying up and putting weights back and those who have 3 bits of kit on the go doing some weird superset, I usually just steal the piece of kit I want
I probably feature on most peoples rant lists though
Wheres all the 20kg plates? ahh MrMonkey has 12-14 doing deadlifts or 20 + on the leg press. Someone actually got the manager once saying I had too many of them
Yes I use one squat rack for 90 minutes, if you want to join in you're welcome but you train at my pace and the same exercises
Yes I make noise, dont like it, tough |
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"I dont rant about much in the gym other than people tidying up and putting weights back and those who have 3 bits of kit on the go doing some weird superset, I usually just steal the piece of kit I want
I probably feature on most peoples rant lists though
Wheres all the 20kg plates? ahh MrMonkey has 12-14 doing deadlifts or 20 + on the leg press. Someone actually got the manager once saying I had too many of them
Yes I use one squat rack for 90 minutes, if you want to join in you're welcome but you train at my pace and the same exercises
Yes I make noise, dont like it, tough "
I make noise too - the ones I complain about are where it's clearly theatrics 
Oh 100kg deadlift and you're dying. Cute |
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"And re-rack your goddamn plates! I don't want to take off 4 lots of 25kg plates on the leg press machine that you used for 2 half reps you utter knobend
The ones who actually slam the weights down on the floor are the Best
Slam... Count one two three... Sound like a wounded wildebeest... Looks around for admiration.
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#crossfitters  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont rant about much in the gym other than people tidying up and putting weights back and those who have 3 bits of kit on the go doing some weird superset, I usually just steal the piece of kit I want
I probably feature on most peoples rant lists though
Wheres all the 20kg plates? ahh MrMonkey has 12-14 doing deadlifts or 20 + on the leg press. Someone actually got the manager once saying I had too many of them
Yes I use one squat rack for 90 minutes, if you want to join in you're welcome but you train at my pace and the same exercises
Yes I make noise, dont like it, tough
I make noise too - the ones I complain about are where it's clearly theatrics
Oh 100kg deadlift and you're dying. Cute "
Best one I saw was 4 lads, all about 60kg, deadlifting 160kg with the worst form I've ever seen. 3 cheering the guy lifting, with one recording.
I pointed out they might want to lower the weights as the were asking for serious injury, didn't listen.
Few weeks later same lads back in, doing the same thing. Guy on the platform lifting detatched his hamstring, then he made some real noise.
I laughed inside a little bit, wrong I know but people just don't listen. |
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"I dont rant about much in the gym other than people tidying up and putting weights back and those who have 3 bits of kit on the go doing some weird superset, I usually just steal the piece of kit I want
I probably feature on most peoples rant lists though
Wheres all the 20kg plates? ahh MrMonkey has 12-14 doing deadlifts or 20 + on the leg press. Someone actually got the manager once saying I had too many of them
Yes I use one squat rack for 90 minutes, if you want to join in you're welcome but you train at my pace and the same exercises
Yes I make noise, dont like it, tough
I make noise too - the ones I complain about are where it's clearly theatrics
Oh 100kg deadlift and you're dying. Cute
Best one I saw was 4 lads, all about 60kg, deadlifting 160kg with the worst form I've ever seen. 3 cheering the guy lifting, with one recording.
I pointed out they might want to lower the weights as the were asking for serious injury, didn't listen.
Few weeks later same lads back in, doing the same thing. Guy on the platform lifting detatched his hamstring, then he made some real noise.
I laughed inside a little bit, wrong I know but people just don't listen."
Anyone filming in a gym should receive a life time ban .
Same goes for anyone wearing a vest, a back to front cap and a pair of over sized headphones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont rant about much in the gym other than people tidying up and putting weights back and those who have 3 bits of kit on the go doing some weird superset, I usually just steal the piece of kit I want
I probably feature on most peoples rant lists though
Wheres all the 20kg plates? ahh MrMonkey has 12-14 doing deadlifts or 20 + on the leg press. Someone actually got the manager once saying I had too many of them
Yes I use one squat rack for 90 minutes, if you want to join in you're welcome but you train at my pace and the same exercises
Yes I make noise, dont like it, tough
I make noise too - the ones I complain about are where it's clearly theatrics
Oh 100kg deadlift and you're dying. Cute
Best one I saw was 4 lads, all about 60kg, deadlifting 160kg with the worst form I've ever seen. 3 cheering the guy lifting, with one recording.
I pointed out they might want to lower the weights as the were asking for serious injury, didn't listen.
Few weeks later same lads back in, doing the same thing. Guy on the platform lifting detatched his hamstring, then he made some real noise.
I laughed inside a little bit, wrong I know but people just don't listen.
Anyone filming in a gym should receive a life time ban .
Same goes for anyone wearing a vest, a back to front cap and a pair of over sized headphones. "
I disagree on the filming, I do to check form from time to time and make sure bad habits aren't creeping back in |
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"I dont rant about much in the gym other than people tidying up and putting weights back and those who have 3 bits of kit on the go doing some weird superset, I usually just steal the piece of kit I want
I probably feature on most peoples rant lists though
Wheres all the 20kg plates? ahh MrMonkey has 12-14 doing deadlifts or 20 + on the leg press. Someone actually got the manager once saying I had too many of them
Yes I use one squat rack for 90 minutes, if you want to join in you're welcome but you train at my pace and the same exercises
Yes I make noise, dont like it, tough
I make noise too - the ones I complain about are where it's clearly theatrics
Oh 100kg deadlift and you're dying. Cute
Best one I saw was 4 lads, all about 60kg, deadlifting 160kg with the worst form I've ever seen. 3 cheering the guy lifting, with one recording.
I pointed out they might want to lower the weights as the were asking for serious injury, didn't listen.
Few weeks later same lads back in, doing the same thing. Guy on the platform lifting detatched his hamstring, then he made some real noise.
I laughed inside a little bit, wrong I know but people just don't listen."
It's the performance that gets me. Yes yes you big man. I get it, go you. I'm not here to congratulate you, sorry. |
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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago
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I put my weights back as I remember being in one of those spit & sawdust type places in my teens (by the by one guy there was scary strong, like could lift a Mini metro, roll up a frying pan in half strong) I was yelled at once by this hulk “Oi! If you can lift it you can put it away!”
To this day still do it.
I just generally keep to myself in the gym, Don’t hog all the plates, try not to ogle the women, headphones in, music on, world off... |
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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago
quite close to you |
"I dont rant about much in the gym other than people tidying up and putting weights back and those who have 3 bits of kit on the go doing some weird superset, I usually just steal the piece of kit I want
I probably feature on most peoples rant lists though
Wheres all the 20kg plates? ahh MrMonkey has 12-14 doing deadlifts or 20 + on the leg press. Someone actually got the manager once saying I had too many of them
Yes I use one squat rack for 90 minutes, if you want to join in you're welcome but you train at my pace and the same exercises
Yes I make noise, dont like it, tough
I make noise too - the ones I complain about are where it's clearly theatrics
Oh 100kg deadlift and you're dying. Cute
Best one I saw was 4 lads, all about 60kg, deadlifting 160kg with the worst form I've ever seen. 3 cheering the guy lifting, with one recording.
I pointed out they might want to lower the weights as the were asking for serious injury, didn't listen.
Few weeks later same lads back in, doing the same thing. Guy on the platform lifting detatched his hamstring, then he made some real noise.
I laughed inside a little bit, wrong I know but people just don't listen.
It's the performance that gets me. Yes yes you big man. I get it, go you. I'm not here to congratulate you, sorry."
I was doing a improvement exercise and this guy came up to me all smug and mockingly asked me if what I was doing was to help me pull up my trousers.
I said let me show you what it does, and snatched his Deadlift. Crickets after that. I leave others alone I don’t see a point in judging |
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"I dont rant about much in the gym other than people tidying up and putting weights back and those who have 3 bits of kit on the go doing some weird superset, I usually just steal the piece of kit I want
I probably feature on most peoples rant lists though
Wheres all the 20kg plates? ahh MrMonkey has 12-14 doing deadlifts or 20 + on the leg press. Someone actually got the manager once saying I had too many of them
Yes I use one squat rack for 90 minutes, if you want to join in you're welcome but you train at my pace and the same exercises
Yes I make noise, dont like it, tough
I make noise too - the ones I complain about are where it's clearly theatrics
Oh 100kg deadlift and you're dying. Cute
Best one I saw was 4 lads, all about 60kg, deadlifting 160kg with the worst form I've ever seen. 3 cheering the guy lifting, with one recording.
I pointed out they might want to lower the weights as the were asking for serious injury, didn't listen.
Few weeks later same lads back in, doing the same thing. Guy on the platform lifting detatched his hamstring, then he made some real noise.
I laughed inside a little bit, wrong I know but people just don't listen.
It's the performance that gets me. Yes yes you big man. I get it, go you. I'm not here to congratulate you, sorry.
I was doing a improvement exercise and this guy came up to me all smug and mockingly asked me if what I was doing was to help me pull up my trousers.
I said let me show you what it does, and snatched his Deadlift. Crickets after that. I leave others alone I don’t see a point in judging "
I don't make a sport of it, but sometimes I silently think "really?" You know? |
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