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"If you date a tyre fitter you're getting pumped
R
Think that may only sound funny in scottish
Everything is funnier in scottish
R"
Yer no kidding...
Unless you're called Carl or Carole ... both the same sound |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you date a carpet fitter, you'll probably get your underfelt.
Or carried on the shoulder, rolled on the floor, laid well and proper, then sadly walked all over."
You'd definitely be well stretched. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"If you date a dentist you'll get a good drilling, or if you date the nurse you'll be sure of good suction "
This
"Cavity Search" by Weird Al Yankovic
Listen to the Muzak
Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root Canal
My molars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy
Doctor, please
My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me
You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here
'Cause I'm so severe
Pain
Please stop for a bit
Let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me
You validate my parking
I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment for
A week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon
A problem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!
I'm getting absurd
Well, I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me |
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"If you date a dentist you'll get a good drilling, or if you date the nurse you'll be sure of good suction
This
"Cavity Search" by Weird Al Yankovic
Listen to the Muzak
Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root Canal
My molars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy
Doctor, please
My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me
You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here
'Cause I'm so severe
Pain
Please stop for a bit
Let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me
You validate my parking
I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment for
A week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon
A problem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!
I'm getting absurd
Well, I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me"
Excellent |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"If you date a dentist you'll get a good drilling, or if you date the nurse you'll be sure of good suction
This
"Cavity Search" by Weird Al Yankovic
Listen to the Muzak
Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root Canal
My molars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy
Doctor, please
My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me
You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here
'Cause I'm so severe
Pain
Please stop for a bit
Let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me
You validate my parking
I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment for
A week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon
A problem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!
I'm getting absurd
Well, I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me
Excellent "
And that's the whole tooth! |
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