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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Welcome to any new peeps on here. Don't be scared to post and don't worry if peeps don't notice you for a while. It tends to go that way, just like down t't pub or club. xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hang on!!
Where's all the newbies?? All I can see so far is the same old (but lovely nonetheless!!) faces??
Oh and boobs/bums etc! Lol
Come on newbies - show yourselves! We know your out there!! Jump out of the closet and declare "I'm a forum newbie and proud!!!"  |
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By *af90Man
over a year ago
Anywhere in the South West |
I'm one of those newbies, woohoo!!
And if there's any kind ladies or couples who would like to help me continue my initiation into the wonderful 'Fabswingers' family then I'm open to offers!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I class myself as new as I'm still under a year old but I have thrown away my water wings and am at it full pelt now 
Oh and welcome to the newer newbies than meeeee 
that's the best way 
Well yes it's much more fun at the deep end 
specially if it is the breast stroke."
I can think of many strokes to enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not a newbie or regular.
Part-timer suits me fine!  "
Full time or Part time - Fab's the one place where the 'benefits' are the same!!
No discrimination here whether an hour a week - or 493 like some forumites!
(Although have to say - the pension scheme sucks!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!"
Little Star!
Post what you like! Your thoughts, your ramblings, your shopping list, the names of every pet you've ever had
Just don't change your avatar!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!
Little Star!
Post what you like! Your thoughts, your ramblings, your shopping list, the names of every pet you've ever had
Just don't change your avatar!!! "
I was thinking the same! Marvellous mammaries there mmmmmm |
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"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!"
Please warn me before you post so i can sit further away from the computer, i nearly had my head squashed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woo hoo .... Time to get shot of the rubber dinghy and jump in at the deep end!! I'm hoping some of you will help if I don't float !
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I'll help u float! I have built in flotation devises for ur pleasure x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank you for the welcome.
I was reading a thread earlier seems some newbies get a little annoyed about getting negative comments or ignored on here. I think they need to get a life and get over themselves. All you Forum regulars if you want to slag me off or abuse me over this comment feel free. It ain't going to change my life.
Oh... and all you sexy ladies out there you can cum and abuse me any time you want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woo hoo .... Time to get shot of the rubber dinghy and jump in at the deep end!! I'm hoping some of you will help if I don't float !
I'll help u float! I have built in flotation devises for ur pleasure x "
Now that's tempting me in never learning to swim !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh... and all you sexy ladies out there you can cum and abuse me any time you want. "
Abuse gladly given after a quick perv, um I mean investigative look!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woo hoo .... Time to get shot of the rubber dinghy and jump in at the deep end!! I'm hoping some of you will help if I don't float !
I'll help u float! I have built in flotation devises for ur pleasure x
Now that's tempting me in never learning to swim !! "
Lol naughty boy! I can spot a fake a mile off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woo hoo .... Time to get shot of the rubber dinghy and jump in at the deep end!! I'm hoping some of you will help if I don't float !
I'll help u float! I have built in flotation devises for ur pleasure x
Now that's tempting me in never learning to swim !!
Lol naughty boy! I can spot a fake a mile off! "
No fake here... But I will have to test your buoyancy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm new cheers for the welcome
Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it
Don't push it noob! nah push harder lol xx"
and repeatedly !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm new cheers for the welcome
Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it"
Welcome fella!
And congrats on the recent posts! Seriously funny!!!
(Obviously not up to mine, Bussy's, Ryan's, Pablo's and others - but he's not bad folks! ) |
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"I'm new cheers for the welcome
Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it
Welcome fella!
And congrats on the recent posts! Seriously funny!!!
(Obviously not up to mine, Bussy's, Ryan's, Pablo's and others - but he's not bad folks! )"
The student shows promise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm new cheers for the welcome
Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it
Welcome fella!
And congrats on the recent posts! Seriously funny!!!
(Obviously not up to mine, Bussy's, Ryan's, Pablo's and others - but he's not bad folks! )The student shows promise"
He has learnt much - but he is not a Jedi yet!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well having only been here a few weeks I'm still fairly new to this site so I'll say 'thank you for the welcome'.
Some people (from other parts of the country) have made me feel very welcome indeed and have given me some very positive comments, bit of a shame that some of the people in my local area have made me feel as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit (just not in their clique). Never mind, I thank the regulars on this thread |
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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago
oxford |
Hi all
We are relatively new ! We both had our first club experience at the lodge in Gloucester and we are both hungry fir more ! just trying to fish out the fakes of this new and thrilling world !
J&M |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im pretty new in the forums... love it here. So many nice people and others make me pee my pants
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I've just double checked your interests!
Yep - its there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im pretty new in the forums... love it here. So many nice people and others make me pee my pants
I've just double checked your interests!
Yep - its there! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im pretty new in the forums... love it here. So many nice people and others make me pee my pants
I've just double checked your interests!
Yep - its there!
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We like to make the newbies feel all warm and.....whatever floats there boat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wel done mate... You sound like a nice fella, im fairly new to this business but looking up too peeps like you, funny guy..."
Your welcome! Hope you're enjoying the madhouse!
Oh - and less of the 'oldies' young man - I'm only 36 FFS!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!
Little Star!
Post what you like! Your thoughts, your ramblings, your shopping list, the names of every pet you've ever had
Just don't change your avatar!!! "
My boyfriend tried to get me to change it but I refused. He showed the guys at work a topless pic of me the other day so it's only fair!
PS shopping list currently consists of shower gel, butter and new glasses. Any cash donations gratefully welcomed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!
Little Star!
Post what you like! Your thoughts, your ramblings, your shopping list, the names of every pet you've ever had
Just don't change your avatar!!!
My boyfriend tried to get me to change it but I refused. He showed the guys at work a topless pic of me the other day so it's only fair!
PS shopping list currently consists of shower gel, butter and new glasses. Any cash donations gratefully welcomed!"
I'll give you 50p if you tell me where your boyfriend works? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!"
im sorry what i didn't see what u said was too distracted by ur display picture
anyway im not new to the site been here nearly a year but am relatively new to the forums didnt even know fab had forums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!
Little Star!
Post what you like! Your thoughts, your ramblings, your shopping list, the names of every pet you've ever had
Just don't change your avatar!!!
My boyfriend tried to get me to change it but I refused. He showed the guys at work a topless pic of me the other day so it's only fair!
PS shopping list currently consists of shower gel, butter and new glasses. Any cash donations gratefully welcomed!
I'll give you 50p if you tell me where your boyfriend works? "
Well THAT could be taken a few ways!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!
Little Star!
Post what you like! Your thoughts, your ramblings, your shopping list, the names of every pet you've ever had
Just don't change your avatar!!!
My boyfriend tried to get me to change it but I refused. He showed the guys at work a topless pic of me the other day so it's only fair!
PS shopping list currently consists of shower gel, butter and new glasses. Any cash donations gratefully welcomed!
I'll give you 50p if you tell me where your boyfriend works?
Well THAT could be taken a few ways! "
Ha! Ok - you drive a hard bargain!
75p and just PM it over! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slightly new to the forums, I like to watch and occasionally reply.
Thanks for the warm welcome and a big hello to everybody old and new "
Welcome purring!!!!
Nice to see Ryan's sharing his flag!! |
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"As people say we dont welcome newbies, this is the official welcome the newbies thread. Ive seen lots of new faces on the forums of late.
So WELCOME NEWBIES"
Well ... there is the "Introductions" forum... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hello everyone!!
*wanders back to favourite lurking point over by the bar*
Welcome!
I'll have a babycham!! "
no babycham left... pleny of Cherry B and a ropey old bottle of Thunderbird tho! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"As people say we dont welcome newbies, this is the official welcome the newbies thread. Ive seen lots of new faces on the forums of late.
So WELCOME NEWBIES
Well ... there is the "Introductions" forum..."
Don't confuse things with facts. See it as a welcome to the lounge. Plenty of sofas, TV usually on, games corner, bar, bbq some days and on high days and holidays people sometimes sing and dance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As people say we dont welcome newbies, this is the official welcome the newbies thread. Ive seen lots of new faces on the forums of late.
So WELCOME NEWBIES
Well ... there is the "Introductions" forum...
Don't confuse things with facts. See it as a welcome to the lounge. Plenty of sofas, TV usually on, games corner, bar, bbq some days and on high days and holidays people sometimes sing and dance."
Don't forget the topless barmaids, pole dancers and that weird bloke that sits in the corner chain feeding the jukebox to play 'only the lonely'! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on "
And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to............. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the topless barmaids, pole dancers and that weird bloke that sits in the corner chain feeding the jukebox to play 'only the lonely'! "
oi! i just got you a Cherry B in... be nice
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Don't forget the topless barmaids, pole dancers and that weird bloke that sits in the corner chain feeding the jukebox to play 'only the lonely'! "
You noticed Pablo there too did ya????
Welcome newbies, I've just had a serious half hour perving new profiles (I do it in stealth mode so you'll never know.......) now need to pop off for a short while for a lie down in a darkened room with a medley of veg.... carrots, parsnips, cucumber and maybe a butternut squash
Veg soup for tea it is then |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the topless barmaids, pole dancers and that weird bloke that sits in the corner chain feeding the jukebox to play 'only the lonely'!
You noticed Pablo there too did ya????
Welcome newbies, I've just had a serious half hour perving new profiles (I do it in stealth mode so you'll never know.......) now need to pop off for a short while for a lie down in a darkened room with a medley of veg.... carrots, parsnips, cucumber and maybe a butternut squash
Veg soup for tea it is then "
oiy i thought the veggies where for the muff party BBQ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't forget the topless barmaids, pole dancers and that weird bloke that sits in the corner chain feeding the jukebox to play 'only the lonely'!
oi! i just got you a Cherry B in... be nice
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Sorry! 
No Taboo or Mirage lurking around then?
Failing that a cheeky vimto ?  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the topless barmaids, pole dancers and that weird bloke that sits in the corner chain feeding the jukebox to play 'only the lonely'!
You noticed Pablo there too did ya????
Welcome newbies, I've just had a serious half hour perving new profiles (I do it in stealth mode so you'll never know.......) now need to pop off for a short while for a lie down in a darkened room with a medley of veg.... carrots, parsnips, cucumber and maybe a butternut squash
Veg soup for tea it is then
oiy i thought the veggies where for the muff party BBQ"
I'm a sharing, caring kinda girl, there'll be plenty for everyone |
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"As people say we dont welcome newbies, this is the official welcome the newbies thread. Ive seen lots of new faces on the forums of late.
So WELCOME NEWBIES
Well ... there is the "Introductions" forum...
Don't confuse things with facts. See it as a welcome to the lounge. Plenty of sofas, TV usually on, games corner, bar, bbq some days and on high days and holidays people sometimes sing and dance.
Don't forget the topless barmaids, pole dancers and that weird bloke that sits in the corner chain feeding the jukebox to play 'only the lonely'! "
That's my favourite song, leave me out of this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on
And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to............."
brill... Never thought of that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on
And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to............."
Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on
And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............
Obiguy from (Wilts...) ? "
I didn't like to say...but did notice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on
And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............
Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?
I didn't like to say...but did notice "
I resemble that remark!!!!!
I mean - after a good hard........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on
And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............
Obiguy from (Wilts...) ? "
Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on
And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............
Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?
I didn't like to say...but did notice
I resemble that remark!!!!!
I mean - after a good hard........ "
Lollipop??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on
And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............
Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?
I didn't like to say...but did notice
I resemble that remark!!!!!
I mean - after a good hard........
Lollipop??? "
They're in my front pocket - help yourself!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on
And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............
Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?
I didn't like to say...but did notice
I resemble that remark!!!!!
I mean - after a good hard........
Lollipop???
They're in my front pocket - help yourself!! "
That an open offer? Could do with something tasty in my mouth
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on
And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............
Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?
I didn't like to say...but did notice
I resemble that remark!!!!!
I mean - after a good hard........
Lollipop???
They're in my front pocket - help yourself!!
That an open offer? Could do with something tasty in my mouth
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Come one - come all!!
(Come me!!! ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi we are newbies and looking to making some new friends
Hello and a lovely pair of newbies you have... I mean are..."
I'm glad you like them .... I meant us |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on
And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............
Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?
I didn't like to say...but did notice
I resemble that remark!!!!!
I mean - after a good hard........
Lollipop???
They're in my front pocket - help yourself!!
That an open offer? Could do with something tasty in my mouth
Come one - come all!!
(Come me!!! )"
Do you always cum first? Hope there is enough to go around...us girls can get very greedy when it comes to lollipops |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on
And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............
Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?
I didn't like to say...but did notice
I resemble that remark!!!!!
I mean - after a good hard........
Lollipop???
They're in my front pocket - help yourself!!
That an open offer? Could do with something tasty in my mouth
Come one - come all!!
(Come me!!! )
Do you always cum first? Hope there is enough to go around...us girls can get very greedy when it comes to lollipops"
Always last!
I was a fat kid at school! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on
And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............
Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?
I didn't like to say...but did notice
I resemble that remark!!!!!
I mean - after a good hard........
Lollipop???
They're in my front pocket - help yourself!!
That an open offer? Could do with something tasty in my mouth
Come one - come all!!
(Come me!!! )
Do you always cum first? Hope there is enough to go around...us girls can get very greedy when it comes to lollipops
Always last!
I was a fat kid at school! "
Must have been the lollipops in your pocket weighing you down |
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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago
Bradford |
"I'm new cheers for the welcome
Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it
Welcome fella!
And congrats on the recent posts! Seriously funny!!!
(Obviously not up to mine, Bussy's, Ryan's, Pablo's and others - but he's not bad folks! )"
Lmao thanx but I've got better lol |
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"I'm new cheers for the welcome
Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it
Welcome fella!
And congrats on the recent posts! Seriously funny!!!
(Obviously not up to mine, Bussy's, Ryan's, Pablo's and others - but he's not bad folks! )
Lmao thanx but I've got better lol"
Preferred you when you were ill tbh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome all newbies..*does a special wiggle of bum n boobs just for new posters*
I missed it can you repeat it for me "
She said new posters! Are your glasses steamed up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hang on!!
Where's all the newbies?? All I can see so far is the same old (but lovely nonetheless!!) faces??
Oh and boobs/bums etc! Lol
Come on newbies - show yourselves! We know your out there!! Jump out of the closet and declare "I'm a forum newbie and proud!!!" "
here we am lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hang on!!
Where's all the newbies?? All I can see so far is the same old (but lovely nonetheless!!) faces??
Oh and boobs/bums etc! Lol
Come on newbies - show yourselves! We know your out there!! Jump out of the closet and declare "I'm a forum newbie and proud!!!"
here we am lmao "
And we're more than happy to have you!!!!
(I mean in the forums - honest!! ) |
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