We're used to being freshly showered, trimmed, shaved, clean clothes etc in the modern world. But the profiles and meets of olde fab, how would they have read?
"I make an effort in my appearance, not many lice, scab puss dried out, got wet in the rain earlier, so fresh and raring to go". |
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It's been many a year since I last wet my whistle. I wouldst enjoy the company of a comely wench (free of syphilis and crabs but I do have a pigs bladder so not essential).
And if it's not too smelly I can spend many hours with my head between your thighs (woodcut smiley face). |
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