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The late late nocturnal thread ©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jimbo

Did you know it isn't long until Crimbo?

And by crimbo I mean Christmas.

Badabing badaboom.

I like to vacuum.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Hi stud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo Jim-bro!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooo it’s early ... hi Jim, hi all xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening gorgeous!"

good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty.

You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

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By *asilForty77Man over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Evening Jim and one and all

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Evening early tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Jim. I have been told off for being rude this evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lady Bug. How was your Monday day? Was it more eventful than your Sunday day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Nocturallers

Hey Jim, how's your day been? Mine's been lovely and relaxed and I've achieved very little.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface"

Crumbs, a premature LNNT, i wasnt ready for you Jim-star

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimbo

Jimbo

Did you know it isn't long until Crimbo?

And by crimbo I mean Christmas.

Badabing badaboom.

I like to vacuum.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I know what Crimbo means.

What sort of vacuum cleaner have you got?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

This is very early!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi stud

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mystique. It's always good to see your cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo Jim-bro!

I'm a Jim hot Jim-bro. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. What do you knows?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Evening Jim

Evening Perverts....

I've just watched the new Pink documentary on Amazon, and I love her even more now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening gorgeous!

good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty.

You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface"

Last time i got a pack of chocolate hobnobs for coming first. What gives? Have there been cuts??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooo it’s early ... hi Jim, hi all xxxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate.

I like to keep you on your feet. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimbo

Jimbo

Did you know it isn't long until Crimbo?

And by crimbo I mean Christmas.

Badabing badaboom.

I like to vacuum.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I know what Crimbo means.

What sort of vacuum cleaner have you got? "

I am so excited for Christmas. *does a Christmas dance*

I have a Vax vacuum! It's alright but it doesn't give great blowjobs.

Do you have a good vacuum? And is it noisy? And on a scale of 1-10 how hard does it make you?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Dear gentle-Jim so kind within how have you been ole bean?

Nothing to report from ye olde London town. It's grey Grey GREY and wetter than diluted powdered water. Alas, I'm making so sense at all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimbo

Jimbo

Did you know it isn't long until Crimbo?

And by crimbo I mean Christmas.

Badabing badaboom.

I like to vacuum.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I know what Crimbo means.

What sort of vacuum cleaner have you got?

I am so excited for Christmas. *does a Christmas dance*

I have a Vax vacuum! It's alright but it doesn't give great blowjobs.

Do you have a good vacuum? And is it noisy? And on a scale of 1-10 how hard does it make you?

I noticed the avatar. You need a clit vacuum LBC

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and one and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Basil. Have you been jogging in your grey joggers today? Smileyface

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Iv gone cordless for time being till I get another

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiief Jim, that's early

Today has been a reasonably pleasant change from the stress of the weekend. Just plain ol' work from the living room. A spot of student MH counselling. Some mail merging. Some scheduling. Simple stuff

We're BOTH going into the college tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening early tonight "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Smooth. Early burley. Mr Smooth, do you listen to Smooth FM?

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Evening early tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Smooth. Early burley. Mr Smooth, do you listen to Smooth FM?"

Heart FM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yo Jim-bro!

I'm a Jim hot Jim-bro. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. What do you knows?"

I know f... all.

Shhh don't tell anyone.

I'm "happy puppy" today;-) that's all i know. What animal spirit your soul is calling out today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim. I have been told off for being rude this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Whoever told you off, up yours. You know how it works here. Talk about anything you want. Which means, you can be as rude as you want. And not just on Sundays.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lady Bug. How was your Monday day? Was it more eventful than your Sunday day?"

I was a busy wee bee today Jim, it was very eventful but not very exciting!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening you kinky lot x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Nocturallers

Hey Jim, how's your day been? Mine's been lovely and relaxed and I've achieved very little."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell.

I spent aaaaaaaaaall day in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim. I have been told off for being rude this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Whoever told you off, up yours. You know how it works here. Talk about anything you want. Which means, you can be as rude as you want. And not just on Sundays."

I mentioned licking cum. It didn't go down too well

I am not as innocent as my eyesight lead you to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Nocturallers

Hey Jim, how's your day been? Mine's been lovely and relaxed and I've achieved very little.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell.

I spent aaaaaaaaaall day in bed. "

You've had a day like mine! We must be twins. Actually, I did make it to the sofa so I've been marginally more productive than you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimbo

Jimbo

Did you know it isn't long until Crimbo?

And by crimbo I mean Christmas.

Badabing badaboom.

I like to vacuum.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I know what Crimbo means.

What sort of vacuum cleaner have you got?

I am so excited for Christmas. *does a Christmas dance*

I have a Vax vacuum! It's alright but it doesn't give great blowjobs.

Do you have a good vacuum? And is it noisy? And on a scale of 1-10 how hard does it make you?

I noticed the avatar. You need a clit vacuum LBC

I want to use a man for that job. But his name has to be Henry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Crumbs, a premature LNNT, i wasnt ready for you Jim-star "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Well you better get ready. Hold on, hold on. What do the letters in that abbreviation stand for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim. I have been told off for being rude this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Whoever told you off, up yours. You know how it works here. Talk about anything you want. Which means, you can be as rude as you want. And not just on Sundays.

I mentioned licking cum. It didn't go down too well

I am not as innocent as my eyesight lead you to be

Hope is NOT innocent

And she recommends everybody licks some jizz juice at least once in their lifetime!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is very early!!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You are an observational observation woman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimbo

Jimbo

Did you know it isn't long until Crimbo?

And by crimbo I mean Christmas.

Badabing badaboom.

I like to vacuum.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I know what Crimbo means.

What sort of vacuum cleaner have you got?

I am so excited for Christmas. *does a Christmas dance*

I have a Vax vacuum! It's alright but it doesn't give great blowjobs.

Do you have a good vacuum? And is it noisy? And on a scale of 1-10 how hard does it make you?

I noticed the avatar. You need a clit vacuum LBC

I want to use a man for that job. But his name has to be Henry.

Delete delete!!!

I had someone changing username recently because of similar comment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim. I have been told off for being rude this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Whoever told you off, up yours. You know how it works here. Talk about anything you want. Which means, you can be as rude as you want. And not just on Sundays.

I mentioned licking cum. It didn't go down too well

I am not as innocent as my eyesight lead you to be

Hope is NOT innocent

And she recommends everybody licks some jizz juice at least once in their lifetime!!"

You know it!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"This is very early!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You are an observational observation woman."

Obvs.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Jimbo

Jimbo

Did you know it isn't long until Crimbo?

And by crimbo I mean Christmas.

Badabing badaboom.

I like to vacuum.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I know what Crimbo means.

What sort of vacuum cleaner have you got?

I am so excited for Christmas. *does a Christmas dance*

I have a Vax vacuum! It's alright but it doesn't give great blowjobs.

Do you have a good vacuum? And is it noisy? And on a scale of 1-10 how hard does it make you?

I noticed the avatar. You need a clit vacuum LBC

I want to use a man for that job. But his name has to be Henry.

You can get desktop sized Henry and Hetty Hoovers. You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts....

I've just watched the new Pink documentary on Amazon, and I love her even more now

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. I don't know much about Pink. But I reckon that'll be an interesting documentary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Grumpy loves Pink.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimbo

Jimbo

Did you know it isn't long until Crimbo?

And by crimbo I mean Christmas.

Badabing badaboom.

I like to vacuum.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I know what Crimbo means.

What sort of vacuum cleaner have you got?

I am so excited for Christmas. *does a Christmas dance*

I have a Vax vacuum! It's alright but it doesn't give great blowjobs.

Do you have a good vacuum? And is it noisy? And on a scale of 1-10 how hard does it make you?

I noticed the avatar. You need a clit vacuum LBC

I want to use a man for that job. But his name has to be Henry.

You can get desktop sized Henry and Hetty Hoovers. You're welcome

Hallelujah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening gorgeous!

good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty.

You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Last time i got a pack of chocolate hobnobs for coming first. What gives? Have there been cuts??

You've won a coffee, in Shrewsbury. If you know where Shrewsbury is, there's a coffee there for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening gorgeous!

good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty.

You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Last time i got a pack of chocolate hobnobs for coming first. What gives? Have there been cuts??

You've won a coffee, in Shrewsbury. If you know where Shrewsbury is, there's a coffee there for you."

I think its unacceptable you don't have travel directions on your bio.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Evening Jim and all. Wish weather would make up it mind. One minute blue skies. Next heavy rain. Want to sort out garage.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Grumpy loves Pink."

Oh I so do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooo it’s early ... hi Jim, hi all xxxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate.

I like to keep you on your feet. x"

I’m keeping my heels on ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimbo

Jimbo

Did you know it isn't long until Crimbo?

And by crimbo I mean Christmas.

Badabing badaboom.

I like to vacuum.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I know what Crimbo means.

What sort of vacuum cleaner have you got?

I am so excited for Christmas. *does a Christmas dance*

I have a Vax vacuum! It's alright but it doesn't give great blowjobs.

Do you have a good vacuum? And is it noisy? And on a scale of 1-10 how hard does it make you?

I know what you mean, it's only 215 days away. Two, one and five are such small numbers.

I hope you get Dyson for Christmas.

I've got a Vax too. Does that mean something? My Vax is a noisy fucker and quite frankly doesn't really do it for me. 3/10.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Good night folks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hellooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear gentle-Jim so kind within how have you been ole bean?

Nothing to report from ye olde London town. It's grey Grey GREY and wetter than diluted powdered water. Alas, I'm making so sense at all. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. I need a Nero. I'm holding out for a Nero 'til the end of the night. He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast. And he's gotta be fresh from the fight. I need a Nero. I'm holding out for a Nero 'til the morning light. He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon. And he's gotta be larger than life, larger than life.

Yeah, I'm alright.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Crumbs, a premature LNNT, i wasnt ready for you Jim-star

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Well you better get ready. Hold on, hold on. What do the letters in that abbreviation stand for?"

Late

Night

Nocturnal

Thread.

Aka LNNT.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good night folks

Na night. Follow your heart. Listen to Heart.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Crumbs, a premature LNNT, i wasnt ready for you Jim-star

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Well you better get ready. Hold on, hold on. What do the letters in that abbreviation stand for?

Late

Night

Nocturnal

Thread.

Aka LNNT.

Bugger, I've arsed that up haven't I!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Iv gone cordless for time being till I get another

Next you'll be telling us that you eat cheesecake.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Dear gentle-Jim so kind within how have you been ole bean?

Nothing to report from ye olde London town. It's grey Grey GREY and wetter than diluted powdered water. Alas, I'm making so sense at all.

Yeah, I'm alright."

Oh you're the top dollar and no mistake.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

Not a good day. The builders booked to show up today to start home renovations, failed to arrive. Suspected last wk they might not do so, as Owner failed to show up for Site Meeting, and could not be contacted. I visited office his later today, found it closed and locked up; neighbouring company hasn't seen anyone in for 3 weeks!

So 4 months of planning down the drain, and back to Square 1 having to find new contractors. If work cannot be done in my timetable, Surgeon cannot give operation a go-ahead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiief Jim, that's early

We're BOTH going into the college tomorrow!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I know!

Sounds like a nice mundane Monday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo Jim-bro!

I'm a Jim hot Jim-bro. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. What do you knows?

I know f... all.

Shhh don't tell anyone.

I'm "happy puppy" today;-) that's all i know. What animal spirit your soul is calling out today?

Mum's the word.

My animal spirit soul mammal is a donkey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lady Bug. How was your Monday day? Was it more eventful than your Sunday day?

I was a busy wee bee today Jim, it was very eventful but not very exciting! "

Hey, I think you've done some good Mondaying today. Nice work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

So 4 months of planning down the drain, and back to Square 1 having to find new contractors. If work cannot be done in my timetable, Surgeon cannot give operation a go-ahead. "

Happy belated birthday Iain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yo Jim-bro!

I'm a Jim hot Jim-bro. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. What do you knows?

I know f... all.

Shhh don't tell anyone.

I'm "happy puppy" today;-) that's all i know. What animal spirit your soul is calling out today?

Mum's the word.

My animal spirit soul mammal is a donkey."

Like eeyore ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening you kinky lot x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, RuleBreakers. Happy Monday! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How am I half an hour behind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim. I have been told off for being rude this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Whoever told you off, up yours. You know how it works here. Talk about anything you want. Which means, you can be as rude as you want. And not just on Sundays.

I mentioned licking cum. It didn't go down too well

I am not as innocent as my eyesight lead you to be

Cum licker!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Evening Jim and all. Wish weather would make up it mind. One minute blue skies. Next heavy rain. Want to sort out garage.

Same! Our garden is a tip but it pisses down incessantly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How am I half an hour behind?"

Age related?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Nocturallers

Hey Jim, how's your day been? Mine's been lovely and relaxed and I've achieved very little.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell.

I spent aaaaaaaaaall day in bed.

You've had a day like mine! We must be twins. Actually, I did make it to the sofa so I've been marginally more productive than you."

You've been very active in my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim. I have been told off for being rude this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Whoever told you off, up yours. You know how it works here. Talk about anything you want. Which means, you can be as rude as you want. And not just on Sundays.

I mentioned licking cum. It didn't go down too well

I am not as innocent as my eyesight lead you to be

Cum licker!"

I didn't say I lick cum. Why lick when you can swallow

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiief Jim, that's early

We're BOTH going into the college tomorrow!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I know!

Sounds like a nice mundane Monday. Smileyface"

I'm hoping Mundane Monday becomes Tedious Tuesday. Nice and simple is the life I crave

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimbo

Jimbo

Did you know it isn't long until Crimbo?

And by crimbo I mean Christmas.

Badabing badaboom.

I like to vacuum.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I know what Crimbo means.

What sort of vacuum cleaner have you got?

I am so excited for Christmas. *does a Christmas dance*

I have a Vax vacuum! It's alright but it doesn't give great blowjobs.

Do you have a good vacuum? And is it noisy? And on a scale of 1-10 how hard does it make you?

I noticed the avatar. You need a clit vacuum LBC

I want to use a man for that job. But his name has to be Henry.

I'd get down there like an eager pig eagerly searching for truffles. Even though my spirit animal soul mammal is a donkey. I'd do a better job than a Vax on a Wednesday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is very early!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You are an observational observation woman.

Obvs. "

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

So 4 months of planning down the drain, and back to Square 1 having to find new contractors. If work cannot be done in my timetable, Surgeon cannot give operation a go-ahead.

Happy belated birthday Iain

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimbo

Jimbo

Did you know it isn't long until Crimbo?

And by crimbo I mean Christmas.

Badabing badaboom.

I like to vacuum.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I know what Crimbo means.

What sort of vacuum cleaner have you got?

I am so excited for Christmas. *does a Christmas dance*

I have a Vax vacuum! It's alright but it doesn't give great blowjobs.

Do you have a good vacuum? And is it noisy? And on a scale of 1-10 how hard does it make you?

I noticed the avatar. You need a clit vacuum LBC

I want to use a man for that job. But his name has to be Henry.

You can get desktop sized Henry and Hetty Hoovers. You're welcome

Little suckers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimbo

Jimbo

Did you know it isn't long until Crimbo?

And by crimbo I mean Christmas.

Badabing badaboom.

I like to vacuum.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I know what Crimbo means.

What sort of vacuum cleaner have you got?

I am so excited for Christmas. *does a Christmas dance*

I have a Vax vacuum! It's alright but it doesn't give great blowjobs.

Do you have a good vacuum? And is it noisy? And on a scale of 1-10 how hard does it make you?

I noticed the avatar. You need a clit vacuum LBC

I want to use a man for that job. But his name has to be Henry.

You can get desktop sized Henry and Hetty Hoovers. You're welcome

Hallelujah

Happy Monday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening gorgeous!

good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty.

You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Last time i got a pack of chocolate hobnobs for coming first. What gives? Have there been cuts??

You've won a coffee, in Shrewsbury. If you know where Shrewsbury is, there's a coffee there for you.

I think its unacceptable you don't have travel directions on your bio.

Go west.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. Wish weather would make up it mind. One minute blue skies. Next heavy rain. Want to sort out garage.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, GJB. The weather can suck my balls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Grumpy loves Pink.

Oh I so do

I know what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooo it’s early ... hi Jim, hi all xxxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate.

I like to keep you on your feet. x

I’m keeping my heels on ok?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Jimbo

Jimbo

Did you know it isn't long until Crimbo?

And by crimbo I mean Christmas.

Badabing badaboom.

I like to vacuum.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I know what Crimbo means.

What sort of vacuum cleaner have you got?

I am so excited for Christmas. *does a Christmas dance*

I have a Vax vacuum! It's alright but it doesn't give great blowjobs.

Do you have a good vacuum? And is it noisy? And on a scale of 1-10 how hard does it make you?

I noticed the avatar. You need a clit vacuum LBC

I want to use a man for that job. But his name has to be Henry.

You can get desktop sized Henry and Hetty Hoovers. You're welcome

Little suckers."

They're probably ideally sized for clit-sucking actually. Perhaps one could ask the assistant in Currys for advice?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Evening Jim and all. Wish weather would make up it mind. One minute blue skies. Next heavy rain. Want to sort out garage.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, GJB. The weather can suck my balls. "

A very bold statement, Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimbo

Jimbo

Did you know it isn't long until Crimbo?

And by crimbo I mean Christmas.

Badabing badaboom.

I like to vacuum.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I know what Crimbo means.

What sort of vacuum cleaner have you got?

I am so excited for Christmas. *does a Christmas dance*

I have a Vax vacuum! It's alright but it doesn't give great blowjobs.

Do you have a good vacuum? And is it noisy? And on a scale of 1-10 how hard does it make you?

I noticed the avatar. You need a clit vacuum LBC

I want to use a man for that job. But his name has to be Henry.

You can get desktop sized Henry and Hetty Hoovers. You're welcome

Hallelujah

Happy Monday!"

Ah we like a Happy Monday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hellooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. I like your new username. And you're here two nights running! Smileyface

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Evening Jim and all. Wish weather would make up it mind. One minute blue skies. Next heavy rain. Want to sort out garage.

Same! Our garden is a tip but it pisses down incessantly

Jim please do not remind me of garden also. Normally would have vegetables growing now. But not planted due to moving. So lot of s which need to get rid of also. Not fair on new owners . As want to grow some veg their also.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. Wish weather would make up it mind. One minute blue skies. Next heavy rain. Want to sort out garage.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, GJB. The weather can suck my balls.

A very bold statement, Jim

Well we know that the Vax isn't up to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Crumbs, a premature LNNT, i wasnt ready for you Jim-star

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Well you better get ready. Hold on, hold on. What do the letters in that abbreviation stand for?

Late

Night

Nocturnal

Thread.

Aka LNNT.

Bugger, I've arsed that up haven't I!! "

Yes! TLLNT for goodness sakes. If you're going to abbreviate, abbreviate properly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

TLLNT, have you got that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear gentle-Jim so kind within how have you been ole bean?

Nothing to report from ye olde London town. It's grey Grey GREY and wetter than diluted powdered water. Alas, I'm making so sense at all.

Yeah, I'm alright.

Oh you're the top dollar and no mistake. "

Ayyyy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hellooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. I like your new username. And you're here two nights running! Smileyface"

Finally been waiting ages for a response ha, yeah been thinking of a change for a while back to the old school see how I feel in a week,

I think you need an assistant sometimes Jimbo so you can keep up with demand or for someone to keep you in check

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

So 4 months of planning down the drain, and back to Square 1 having to find new contractors. If work cannot be done in my timetable, Surgeon cannot give operation a go-ahead. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Flippin' heck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo Jim-bro!

I'm a Jim hot Jim-bro. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. What do you knows?

I know f... all.

Shhh don't tell anyone.

I'm "happy puppy" today;-) that's all i know. What animal spirit your soul is calling out today?

Mum's the word.

My animal spirit soul mammal is a donkey.

Like eeyore ?"

That's the donkey!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How am I half an hour behind?

Age related?

Rude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hope swallows.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope swallows."

Hope Floats

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiief Jim, that's early

We're BOTH going into the college tomorrow!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I know!

Sounds like a nice mundane Monday. Smileyface

I'm hoping Mundane Monday becomes Tedious Tuesday. Nice and simple is the life I crave

I hope you get your TT.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimbo

Jimbo

Did you know it isn't long until Crimbo?

And by crimbo I mean Christmas.

Badabing badaboom.

I like to vacuum.

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I know what Crimbo means.

What sort of vacuum cleaner have you got?

I am so excited for Christmas. *does a Christmas dance*

I have a Vax vacuum! It's alright but it doesn't give great blowjobs.

Do you have a good vacuum? And is it noisy? And on a scale of 1-10 how hard does it make you?

I noticed the avatar. You need a clit vacuum LBC

I want to use a man for that job. But his name has to be Henry.

You can get desktop sized Henry and Hetty Hoovers. You're welcome

Little suckers.

They're probably ideally sized for clit-sucking actually. Perhaps one could ask the assistant in Currys for advice?! "

They're very helpful in Currys. Other shops are available.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. Wish weather would make up it mind. One minute blue skies. Next heavy rain. Want to sort out garage.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, GJB. The weather can suck my balls.

A very bold statement, Jim

I'm a very bold man. Or in Steph's eyes, a very old man.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Crumbs, a premature LNNT, i wasnt ready for you Jim-star

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Well you better get ready. Hold on, hold on. What do the letters in that abbreviation stand for?

Late

Night

Nocturnal

Thread.

Aka LNNT.

Bugger, I've arsed that up haven't I!!

Yes! TLLNT for goodness sakes. If you're going to abbreviate, abbreviate properly."

FFS, frightfully sorry old bean.

Must try harder ....

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

So 4 months of planning down the drain, and back to Square 1 having to find new contractors. If work cannot be done in my timetable, Surgeon cannot give operation a go-ahead.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Flippin' heck."

Yep, starting retirement with negativity! I hit the phones today, and have 4 contractors coming in by Saturday morning to view and quote.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. Wish weather would make up it mind. One minute blue skies. Next heavy rain. Want to sort out garage.

Same! Our garden is a tip but it pisses down incessantly

That was Mrs KC!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. Wish weather would make up it mind. One minute blue skies. Next heavy rain. Want to sort out garage.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, GJB. The weather can suck my balls.

A very bold statement, Jim

Well we know that the Vax isn't up to it

That's true.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Evening Jim and all. Wish weather would make up it mind. One minute blue skies. Next heavy rain. Want to sort out garage.

Same! Our garden is a tip but it pisses down incessantly

That was Mrs KC!"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"TLLNT, have you got that?"

GIMP*

Got

Pal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hellooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. I like your new username. And you're here two nights running! Smileyface

Finally been waiting ages for a response ha, yeah been thinking of a change for a while back to the old school see how I feel in a week,

I think you need an assistant sometimes Jimbo so you can keep up with demand or for someone to keep you in check

I notice things.

I need something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hope swallows.

Hope Floats "

Especially in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fellas, when did you last spunk in the bath?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Hellooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. I like your new username. And you're here two nights running! Smileyface

Finally been waiting ages for a response ha, yeah been thinking of a change for a while back to the old school see how I feel in a week,

I think you need an assistant sometimes Jimbo so you can keep up with demand or for someone to keep you in check

We have assisted before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fellas, when did you last spunk in the bath?

That is why I shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh. Steph, I thought you meant you were waiting for a response to your new username. Look, I'm slow, it's just the way it is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope swallows.

Hope Floats

Especially in the bath."

No she gets wedged in a bath and creates a tsunami

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Crumbs, a premature LNNT, i wasnt ready for you Jim-star

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Well you better get ready. Hold on, hold on. What do the letters in that abbreviation stand for?

Late

Night

Nocturnal

Thread.

Aka LNNT.

Bugger, I've arsed that up haven't I!!

Yes! TLLNT for goodness sakes. If you're going to abbreviate, abbreviate properly.

FFS, frightfully sorry old bean.

Must try harder ...."

Apology accepted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

So 4 months of planning down the drain, and back to Square 1 having to find new contractors. If work cannot be done in my timetable, Surgeon cannot give operation a go-ahead.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Flippin' heck.

Yep, starting retirement with negativity! I hit the phones today, and have 4 contractors coming in by Saturday morning to view and quote."

Four contractors is reason for optimism.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"TLLNT, have you got that?

GIMP*

Got

Pal

Haha.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Fellas, when did you last spunk in the bath?

That is why I shower

Who would spunk in your bath at your house, Hope?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fellas, when did you last spunk in the bath?

That is why I shower

Because you don't like to bathe with floating sperm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fellas, when did you last spunk in the bath?

That is why I shower

Who would spunk in your bath at your house, Hope?!

Nobody as we don't have a bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh. Steph, I thought you meant you were waiting for a response to your new username. Look, I'm slow, it's just the way it is."

Nah just a normal hello would suffice but you can put it down to old age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fellas, when did you last spunk in the bath?

That is why I shower

Because you don't like to bathe with floating sperm."

Why did I start this little conversation? It would have been better kept in my head

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Fellas, when did you last spunk in the bath?

That is why I shower

Who would spunk in your bath at your house, Hope?!

Nobody as we don't have a bath

We don't have a bath now either. We DO have a jolly nice shower, before anyone (Jim) makes a smart-alec comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You simply cannot spaff in Hope's bath. What with her being bathless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh. Steph, I thought you meant you were waiting for a response to your new username. Look, I'm slow, it's just the way it is.

Nah just a normal hello would suffice but you can put it down to old age

People in their thirties are so cheeky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have you heard about Mr KC? Apparently he's a jolly nice shower.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You simply cannot spaff in Hope's bath. What with her being bathless."

Hope in her head "Do not respond. Seriously do not respond"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you heard about Mr KC? Apparently he's a jolly nice shower."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Hello twinkles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee."

Well deserved Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello twinkles

Jim is going for twinkles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee."

Enjoy you have deserved it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Have you heard about Mr KC? Apparently he's a jolly nice shower."

He is indeed more of a shower than a grower

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello twinkles

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

How was your Monday day today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

Well deserved Jim

Thanks. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

Enjoy you have deserved it

I'm going to celebrate with a flapjack and a mocha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

Enjoy you have deserved it

I'm going to celebrate with a flapjack and a mocha."

Are you a coffee shop?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

Enjoy you have deserved it

I'm going to celebrate with a flapjack and a mocha.

Are you a coffee shop? "

No, I'm a Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

Enjoy you have deserved it

I'm going to celebrate with a flapjack and a mocha.

Are you a coffee shop?

No, I'm a Jim."

Jim bean coffee or is that a whisky brand I'm confused

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fell asleep on the sofa and now have a crick in my neck. I should drag my lazy self to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

Enjoy you have deserved it

I'm going to celebrate with a flapjack and a mocha.

Are you a coffee shop?

No, I'm a Jim."

Boom boom - I am Basil Brush

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

Evening all. Not sure how long I'll last been up since 5

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good night everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good night everyone

xx"

Sweet dreams

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

Enjoy you have deserved it

I'm going to celebrate with a flapjack and a mocha.

Are you a coffee shop? "

Jim, you should open a Fab coffee shop in Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

Enjoy you have deserved it

I'm going to celebrate with a flapjack and a mocha.

Are you a coffee shop?

No, I'm a Jim.

Jim bean coffee or is that a whisky brand I'm confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fell asleep on the sofa and now have a crick in my neck. I should drag my lazy self to bed."

I wondered where you got to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Jim how are you, good i hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good night everyone

xx"

Sweet dreams. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

Enjoy you have deserved it

I'm going to celebrate with a flapjack and a mocha.

Are you a coffee shop?

No, I'm a Jim.

Boom boom - I am Basil Brush

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all. Not sure how long I'll last been up since 5"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cy. You've had a long ass day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

Enjoy you have deserved it

I'm going to celebrate with a flapjack and a mocha.

Are you a coffee shop?

Jim, you should open a Fab coffee shop in Shrewsbury

Just what Shrewsbury needs, another coffee shop.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hello Jim et al, I finally managed to watch the cheese fest that is Army of the Dead.

I also am a bit sad but it's too late for jelly now isn't it? How are you doing Jimbo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim how are you, good i hope"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. I'm not too bad. More importantly, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim et al, I finally managed to watch the cheese fest that is Army of the Dead.

I also am a bit sad but it's too late for jelly now isn't it? How are you doing Jimbo? "

Meli have a jelly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

Enjoy you have deserved it

I'm going to celebrate with a flapjack and a mocha.

Are you a coffee shop?

Jim, you should open a Fab coffee shop in Shrewsbury

Just what Shrewsbury needs, another coffee shop."

Do you have an equal amount of charity shops?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim et al, I finally managed to watch the cheese fest that is Army of the Dead.

I also am a bit sad but it's too late for jelly now isn't it? How are you doing Jimbo? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.

What time do you call this?! I think I'll swerve Army of the Dead.

I've just had a flapjack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim et al, I finally managed to watch the cheese fest that is Army of the Dead.

I also am a bit sad but it's too late for jelly now isn't it? How are you doing Jimbo?

Meli have a jelly

Yeah!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Jim et al, I finally managed to watch the cheese fest that is Army of the Dead.

I also am a bit sad but it's too late for jelly now isn't it? How are you doing Jimbo?

Meli have a jelly

It's far too late, I'd be filled with sugar and bouncing off the walls like an annoying Tigger.

How are you Hope?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

Enjoy you have deserved it

I'm going to celebrate with a flapjack and a mocha.

Are you a coffee shop?

Jim, you should open a Fab coffee shop in Shrewsbury

Just what Shrewsbury needs, another coffee shop."

But it'd be Jim's coffee shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

Enjoy you have deserved it

I'm going to celebrate with a flapjack and a mocha.

Are you a coffee shop?

Jim, you should open a Fab coffee shop in Shrewsbury

Just what Shrewsbury needs, another coffee shop.

Do you have an equal amount of charity shops? "

There's a few. I tend to stick to the local charity shops. I haven't been in a shop since last December. The weather still feels like December.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

Enjoy you have deserved it

I'm going to celebrate with a flapjack and a mocha.

Are you a coffee shop?

Jim, you should open a Fab coffee shop in Shrewsbury

Just what Shrewsbury needs, another coffee shop.

But it'd be Jim's coffee shop

Don't be Cryface.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim et al, I finally managed to watch the cheese fest that is Army of the Dead.

I also am a bit sad but it's too late for jelly now isn't it? How are you doing Jimbo?

Meli have a jelly

It's far too late, I'd be filled with sugar and bouncing off the walls like an annoying Tigger.

How are you Hope? "

Do you not have sugar free jelly? And I doubt you would be annoying.

I am very well. I created a post on here. It got a response. I have talked about cum, that did not go down so well

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple over a year ago

Birmingham

In b4 too bigging!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've done everyone. I'm going for a sit down wee.

Enjoy you have deserved it

I'm going to celebrate with a flapjack and a mocha.

Are you a coffee shop?

Jim, you should open a Fab coffee shop in Shrewsbury

Just what Shrewsbury needs, another coffee shop.

Do you have an equal amount of charity shops?

There's a few. I tend to stick to the local charity shops. I haven't been in a shop since last December. The weather still feels like December."

It flipping does.

I would come to your coffee shop. Fabulous goodies and sit down wee restrooms

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim et al, I finally managed to watch the cheese fest that is Army of the Dead.

I also am a bit sad but it's too late for jelly now isn't it? How are you doing Jimbo?

Meli have a jelly

It's far too late, I'd be filled with sugar and bouncing off the walls like an annoying Tigger.

How are you Hope?

Do you not have sugar free jelly? And I doubt you would be annoying.

I am very well. I created a post on here. It got a response. I have talked about cum, that did not go down so well

Did it go down the wrong way?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Hello Jim et al, I finally managed to watch the cheese fest that is Army of the Dead.

I also am a bit sad but it's too late for jelly now isn't it? How are you doing Jimbo?

Meli have a jelly

It's far too late, I'd be filled with sugar and bouncing off the walls like an annoying Tigger.

How are you Hope?

Do you not have sugar free jelly? And I doubt you would be annoying.

I am very well. I created a post on here. It got a response. I have talked about cum, that did not go down so well

Did it go down the wrong way?"

It got in her eye

See, makes you cry....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pops head in to say good evening Jim and everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Maybe there is room for another coffee shop in Shrewsbury.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello Jim et al, I finally managed to watch the cheese fest that is Army of the Dead.

I also am a bit sad but it's too late for jelly now isn't it? How are you doing Jimbo?

Meli have a jelly

Everyone should only eat food that rhymes with their name.

Hope, have some... Erm... Dope??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pops head in to say good evening Jim and everyone "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim 'tis midnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Explorers. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim et al, I finally managed to watch the cheese fest that is Army of the Dead.

I also am a bit sad but it's too late for jelly now isn't it? How are you doing Jimbo?

Meli have a jelly

Everyone should only eat food that rhymes with their name.

Hope, have some... Erm... Dope??"

Soap on a rope?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim 'tis midnight"

I know, you've stolen my thunder. I was saying good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Explorers. Then I was going to say, the streetlights have gone out. That can only mean one thing, it's the midnight hour.

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