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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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Ok, you know the score.

Just lay off my hat, will be getting a new one in Barcelona in a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep the hat...

Change the face...

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keep the hat...

Change the face...

;-)"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is insultations even a word???? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there's always a smart arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keep the hat...

Change the face...

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there's always a smart arse

I have a nice arse.... and he did ask to be insulted!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there's always a smart arse

ps your arse looks well smart!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is insultations even a word???? lol"

Insultingsalutations... Is a bit of a mouthful...;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is insultations even a word???? lol

Insultingsalutations... Is a bit of a mouthful...;-)"

So now its gone from a lynx can to a mouthful...get in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is insultations even a word???? lol

Insultingsalutations... Is a bit of a mouthful...;-)"

so's puttin in a full donut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is insultations even a word???? lol

Insultingsalutations... Is a bit of a mouthful...;-)

So now its gone from a lynx can to a mouthful...get in

don't think I'd like a mouthful of lynx though... hehehe x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is insultations even a word???? lol

Insultingsalutations... Is a bit of a mouthful...;-)

so's puttin in a full donut

U put more than that in.....remember the garlic bread

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Keep the hat...

Change the face...

;-)"

Wishes he had a face

Is a stand in mannequin for the meerkats adverts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is insultations even a word???? lol

Insultingsalutations... Is a bit of a mouthful...;-)

So now its gone from a lynx can to a mouthful...get in

don't think I'd like a mouthful of lynx though... hehehe x"

Depends on flavour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is insultations even a word???? lol

Insultingsalutations... Is a bit of a mouthful...;-)

so's puttin in a full donut

mmm donuts!!! now ya talkin lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/08/12 08:01:37]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is insultations even a word???? lol

Insultingsalutations... Is a bit of a mouthful...;-)

So now its gone from a lynx can to a mouthful...get in

don't think I'd like a mouthful of lynx though... hehehe x

Depends on flavour

I only know the "Africa" one lol

love your pics btw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well the oh uses lynx and have to say taste ok when one is ermmmm licking...

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well the oh uses lynx and have to say taste ok when one is ermmmm licking...

Why thank you

I shall take your word for it on the taste... I'll get thrown out of boots for sampling the flavours lol

and yvw x

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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Never been to Scotland

Has all the Bay City Rollers tracks on her iPod

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is a stand in mannequin for the meerkats adverts "

Has a whole knitting needle collection from doing the Shreddies ads...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never been to Scotland

Has all the Bay City Rollers tracks on her iPod "

if only I had an iPod lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well the oh uses lynx and have to say taste ok when one is ermmmm licking...

Why thank you

Aerosol or ball...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well the oh uses lynx and have to say taste ok when one is ermmmm licking...

Why thank you

Aerosol or ball...?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well the oh uses lynx and have to say taste ok when one is ermmmm licking...

Why thank you

Aerosol or ball...?"

oh god... that's hilarious!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You owes me a new keyboard missus...

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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Wears dungarees

Apart from being a menace to society also steals kittens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You owes me a new keyboard missus...

Stop spitting on it then....told ya swallow....

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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Vacuums meticulously but only on a Tuesday

Once worked as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that much is true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vacuums meticulously but only on a Tuesday

Once worked as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that much is true "

Vacuums every night... One day the pump will work...

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

The vacuum works, he's manage to increase its length to 3 inches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The vacuum works, he's manage to increase its length to 3 inches"

Wears sunglasses to hide the fact that hes a Visitor...

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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Can't buy a round as he only has Euros in his deep pockets

Best chat up line is, Voulez-vous coucher avec moi se soir

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Steals chips off other peoples plate because they have no calories if you didn't pay for them

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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5 a day means a 5 knuckle shuffle

Counts calories on his abacus

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Ate his abacus

Thought the counters were m and m's

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is in love with Eminem

Confused him with Tracey Emin

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Think I would prefer him to her in many ways

Has chronic constipation after eating his abacus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I would prefer him to her in many ways

Has chronic constipation after eating his abacus"

Couldnt work it out with a slide rule and a tub of KY....

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

The nicest person you could ever meet, and so generous and understanding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The nicest person you could ever meet, and so generous and understanding"

Cant remember the rules to games...;-)

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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Doesn't furtle round the fens, just mucks out the hens

Walks with a slight limp after an unfortunate incident with a cockerel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

dunno about u lot but this threads pish, anyway..I dont care what yas think anyway...so it is.fuck off.

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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Is quite charming actually

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is Paddys half sister.... Sadly, the one without the brains or the looks...

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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Wishes he was Paddy so he could swear in Scottish

Thinks Ben Nevis is a pornstar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wishes he was Paddy so he could swear in Scottish

Thinks Ben Nevis is a pornstar"

Discovered the back passage up Brokeback mountain...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is Tim Nice But Dim's less bright and less pleasant sibling.

Smells of fermenting sugar beet.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman over a year ago

leeds

wears rubber gloves in order to examine large animals!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

er.. um.. I just can't be insulting lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"er.. um.. I just can't be insulting lol"

Gives all her chocolate away to married men...

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