Today I feel like I'm 20 something again.... Why??
Because as a (responsible) adult I really shouldn't get hammered on a Sunday night and ring in sick this morning using Fridays jab as an excuse  .
So be honest ... What's the best excuse you've given for having a not entirely legitimate day off ??
And we've all done it so don't lie haha  |
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over a year ago
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"I think I'm pregnant as I'm throwing up and feel dizzy."
I was actually hungover like crazy after a rare night out but two days later I found out that I was infact actually pregnant.
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
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The last time I pulled a sickie I was working for a large bank beginning with H.
I don't recall the excuse, probably stomach bug (no-one wants a member of their team in work with those issues! Easy.)
I was sitting in my mum's kitchen (few years back, this), watching whatever nonsense on telly, when the news suddenly cut in. I watched over my cornflakes as the second plane hit the World Trade Centre.
Lost a few colleagues, everyone was real messed up for some time.
Always just went to work after that. |
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""I think I'm pregnant as I'm throwing up and feel dizzy."
I was actually hungover like crazy after a rare night out but two days later I found out that I was infact actually pregnant.
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Oh wow haha love that  |
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"The last time I pulled a sickie I was working for a large bank beginning with H.
I don't recall the excuse, probably stomach bug (no-one wants a member of their team in work with those issues! Easy.)
I was sitting in my mum's kitchen (few years back, this), watching whatever nonsense on telly, when the news suddenly cut in. I watched over my cornflakes as the second plane hit the World Trade Centre.
Lost a few colleagues, everyone was real messed up for some time.
Always just went to work after that. "
Oh christ sorry to hear that. Must have been awful  |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"The last time I pulled a sickie I was working for a large bank beginning with H.
I don't recall the excuse, probably stomach bug (no-one wants a member of their team in work with those issues! Easy.)
I was sitting in my mum's kitchen (few years back, this), watching whatever nonsense on telly, when the news suddenly cut in. I watched over my cornflakes as the second plane hit the World Trade Centre.
Lost a few colleagues, everyone was real messed up for some time.
Always just went to work after that.
Oh christ sorry to hear that. Must have been awful "
Yeah it was weird for a while until my brain went "you did see that happening, right?" And then straight on the phone to work.
On a lighter note, I used to forge notes from my mum to get out of PE (unless it was cross country, where we used to bunk off and have a smoke all lesson). |
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"The last time I pulled a sickie I was working for a large bank beginning with H.
I don't recall the excuse, probably stomach bug (no-one wants a member of their team in work with those issues! Easy.)
I was sitting in my mum's kitchen (few years back, this), watching whatever nonsense on telly, when the news suddenly cut in. I watched over my cornflakes as the second plane hit the World Trade Centre.
Lost a few colleagues, everyone was real messed up for some time.
Always just went to work after that.
Oh christ sorry to hear that. Must have been awful
Yeah it was weird for a while until my brain went "you did see that happening, right?" And then straight on the phone to work.
On a lighter note, I used to forge notes from my mum to get out of PE (unless it was cross country, where we used to bunk off and have a smoke all lesson)."
Oh I remember the school cross country days and fag stops |
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