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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

if you had to have your skin replaced with that of a different animal, if you HAD TO, which animal would you choose?

Another person doesn't count. Remember you obviously have to sleep in this skin, work in it, poop in it...

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By *ed velvet thornWoman over a year ago

over the rainbow

Wolf so I can howl at the moon

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Polar bear.

I think it's fur is remarkable.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Wolf so I can howl at the moon

Now I'm thinking of "Porky's".

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I think I would go for a panther, then no one would see me in true ninja mode

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

Oh... addendum... the requisite number of that animal WILL be killed in order to obtain enough replacement skin. Careful or you'll have the WWF's lawyers on your back, as well as half a white tiger...

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"Wolf so I can howl at the moon

Hey, you're already free to do that, I think many around here do!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A man? That counts right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tiger I think the stripes look amazing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Silverback gorilla

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"A man? That counts right

If they're somehow also not people, absolutely.

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Cuttlefish, so I could change colour!

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"Cuttlefish, so I could change colour!"

I wonder if all the tentacles would have to be included... I think it's fair to say they would be. Waste not, want not.

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By *easidersCouple over a year ago

Wirral

Naked mole rat. Pink and wrinkly. Why change a winning* formula?

* winning not guaranteed.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"Naked mole rat. Pink and wrinkly. Why change a winning* formula?

* winning not guaranteed. "

Yeah that could work. Sneaky. Of course, your top front teeth would need to somehow come out through your skin above your top lip, but there are plenty on Fab who wouldn't mind that at all!

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple over a year ago

Epsom

Hedgehog for social distancing or a lion if I get to keep the huge mane

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Giraffe as their skin is like velvet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A duck. Both waterproof and comfortable.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"A duck. Both waterproof and comfortable. "

I hope you realise you don't get the extra 4 duck vaginas..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lion or a tigger

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’d rather have an armpit which dispensed lube.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"I’d rather have an armpit which dispensed lube. "

hey hey hey, don't go giving away my inspiration! Mine are original so far though!

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"Lion or a tigger "

There's only one real Tigger in the world, and it wouldn't cover your body even nearly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jaguar

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By *eyondhornyMan over a year ago

Edwardsville

"Wolf so I can howl at the moon

Now I'm thinking of "Porky's".

Only a problem in male locker rooms if I am getting the scene right.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Wolf so I can howl at the moon

Now I'm thinking of "Porky's".

Only a problem in male locker rooms if I am getting the scene right.

Lol. Yes.

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By *entlemanrogueMan over a year ago

Motherwell

Probably a wolf, kinky women seem to have a thing for wolves.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"Probably a wolf, kinky women seem to have a thing for wolves."

Would you not get tired of moulting? Waking up to a bed full of hair... maybe you do already!?

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Cuttlefish, so I could change colour!

I wonder if all the tentacles would have to be included... I think it's fair to say they would be. Waste not, want not."

They could be interesting...

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Iguana I think.....

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Chinchilla, I'd be so damn fluffy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snake, nice and cool..

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"Chinchilla, I'd be so damn fluffy"
And so damn hot! You'd never be able to go to a hot sunny country again! No more sun bathing...

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Chinchilla, I'd be so damn fluffy"

Until they're scared & then they lose their fur.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Chinchilla, I'd be so damn fluffy

Until they're scared & then they lose their fur. "

Yes, but I wouldn't actually be q chinchilla would I lol, I'd be me, covered in chinchilla fur and fear isn't generally something that we deal with a lot. If anything it may help as the poster above you said, when it's hot I'm summer, I'll just get someone to scare me and then bam, all cool and smooth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Panda bear big cuddly and has loads of people watch them have sex cos their endangered

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"Panda bear big cuddly and has loads of people watch them have sex cos their endangered

One less if you have your disgusting, dispicable way. the WWF will definitely want to get in touch on that one!

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