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You're the last person on the planet
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Of your gender. There's one other person of the opposite gender. Mankind will be extinct of you don't have sex and make babies.
You don't fancy the other person and you're not attracted to them.
What would you do?
Witty answers welcomed!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wank "
The alternative is to have kids who end up fucking each other for the survival of the species and that’s not ideal is it. I’d rather let humanity end. |
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"Of your gender. There's one other person of the opposite gender. Mankind will be extinct of you don't have sex and make babies.
You don't fancy the other person and you're not attracted to them.
What would you do?
Witty answers welcomed!
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Stuff mankind and spend the rest of our days traveling the world on borrowed super yachts, supercars and planes.
Visiting every place I've not ticked off my bucket list.
There's always doggy style safe sex and brown paper bags if we don't fancy each other but get horny  |
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By *tue555Man
over a year ago
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Have I missed something? If I was the last person on the planet - there would not be anyone else so fuck or not to fuck would be completely irrelevant.
If I was a woman I'd have to look for a sperm bank, no fucking involved anyway.
Just a thought
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After many cold and lonely nights... I'm sure we'd end up in the same bed... If only to keep warm. Eventually our love for each other would grow... At which point I'd spunk on her tits and bid her good night 
I may even cook breakfast in the morning |
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"Have I missed something? If I was the last person on the planet - there would not be anyone else so fuck or not to fuck would be completely irrelevant.
If I was a woman I'd have to look for a sperm bank, no fucking involved anyway.
Just a thought
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Read it again lol gender..last of your gender  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have I missed something? If I was the last person on the planet - there would not be anyone else so fuck or not to fuck would be completely irrelevant.
If I was a woman I'd have to look for a sperm bank, no fucking involved anyway.
Just a thought
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Post says last person of your gender. |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"The alternative is to have kids who end up fucking each other for the survival of the species and that’s not ideal is it. I’d rather let humanity end. "
You beat me to it! |
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By *tue555Man
over a year ago
Passed Beyond Reach |
"Have I missed something? If I was the last person on the planet - there would not be anyone else so fuck or not to fuck would be completely irrelevant.
If I was a woman I'd have to look for a sperm bank, no fucking involved anyway.
Just a thought
Read it again lol gender..last of your gender "
The tittle of the thread was last person on the planet. If you were the last person of your gender, doesn't mean last person person on the planet.
Not picking holes really just making conversion, its is like famous misquotes that's all.
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Of your gender. There's one other person of the opposite gender. Mankind will be extinct of you don't have sex and make babies.
You don't fancy the other person and you're not attracted to them.
What would you do?
Witty answers welcomed!
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I'd get d*unk for the first time me in life to help me out with that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Humanity can't be saved with that small a gene pool sadly, the chromosomal abnormalities that would result from the necessary 2nd generation breeding would eventually lead to infertility, hence making the whole situation utterly pointless.
I'd just get d*unk instead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Humanity can't be saved with that small a gene pool sadly, the chromosomal abnormalities that would result from the necessary 2nd generation breeding would eventually lead to infertility, hence making the whole situation utterly pointless.
I'd just get d*unk instead. "
Could we not just try anyway? |
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"Of your gender. There's one other person of the opposite gender. Mankind will be extinct of you don't have sex and make babies.
You don't fancy the other person and you're not attracted to them.
What would you do?
Witty answers welcomed!
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Pretend I’ve not had the snip and have sex anyway. We still have to have sex or what’s the point being alive?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Humanity can't be saved with that small a gene pool sadly, the chromosomal abnormalities that would result from the necessary 2nd generation breeding would eventually lead to infertility, hence making the whole situation utterly pointless.
I'd just get d*unk instead.
Could we not just try anyway? "
If he had a body like yours, yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If its only us left on the planet. Im going straight to a supercar showroom and living my best life. Get my shades on. Might even give aviation a crack lol |
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"Of your gender. There's one other person of the opposite gender. Mankind will be extinct of you don't have sex and make babies.
You don't fancy the other person and you're not attracted to them.
What would you do?
Witty answers welcomed!
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reproduction wise your screwed I've been sterilised near a decade now.
As for the rest, I'll be partying with the animals & restoring the mess humans made back to their natural states. |
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Wank myself into a stupor and let the planet flourish without mankind fucking it up.
Besides, anyone offspring that came into being who had to procreate after us would be committing an ultimate sin so that's a firm no from me.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So after a week or so of low key perving I'd send her a message, something like...
' Hi, I notice we're the last people on earth, do you fancy meeting up for a coffee sometime... "
That would be read but no reply  .
Then a week or so later, I'd go to follow up the original message, but see a warning. You already contacted 'the last woman on earth ' and didn't get a reply.
So I'd think 'ah, fuck it' and that would be the end of humanity. |
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"So after a week or so of low key perving I'd send her a message, something like...
' Hi, I notice we're the last people on earth, do you fancy meeting up for a coffee sometime... "
That would be read but no reply .
Then a week or so later, I'd go to follow up the original message, but see a warning. You already contacted 'the last woman on earth ' and didn't get a reply.
So I'd think 'ah, fuck it' and that would be the end of humanity. "
Funniest (and truest) thing I’ve read on here in a while. And the name also gives you bonus points!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well with me left mankind is totally screwed , no baby making opportunities here, may as well see out the end of humanity in a hedonistic blaze of glory |
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