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Are you a man or a mouse?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In former years I would have proudly declared a man.
But now, I think it may be better to be a mouse (at times) make oneself small and hope it goes away quickly....or duck out quickly with smarts.
What sayest thou? |
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"I feel like a hag today  If you had a choice between being a hag of a lady and a bag lady which would you choose?
Definitely a hag Why?"
Because I can change being a hag , being a bag means i will be used more that a wifes dirty wank knickers |
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"I'm a woman
And she has the pictures to prove it. 
I've got a certificate too 
Birth certificate, I presume?
I wasn't born, I was created
Of course! Carved from pure alabaster "
Ooo smooth. Well played sir!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I feel like a hag today If you had a choice between being a hag of a lady and a bag lady which would you choose?
Definitely a hag Why?
Because I can change being a hag , being a bag means i will be used more that a wifes dirty wank knickers "
Sounds acceptable as a reason to make a choice! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a woman I know! Because your a Tiger!
All stripey and fierce? Caged in?
Actually, yes. "
We are safe from your predations (wipes the sweat from head) |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"I'm a woman
And she has the pictures to prove it.
I've got a certificate too
Birth certificate, I presume?
I wasn't born, I was created
Of course! Carved from pure alabaster
Ooo smooth. Well played sir!
Corrected due to auto correct being insulting "
It’s ok. I figured it out. I’m smarter than the average bear! But thanks all the same. |
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"I'm a woman
And she has the pictures to prove it.
I've got a certificate too
Birth certificate, I presume?
I wasn't born, I was created
Of course! Carved from pure alabaster
Ooo smooth. Well played sir!
Corrected due to auto correct being insulting
It’s ok. I figured it out. I’m smarter than the average bear! But thanks all the same. "
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"I'm a woman I know! Because your a Tiger!
All stripey and fierce? Caged in?
Actually, yes.
We are safe from your predations (wipes the sweat from head)"
Never turn your back to me, caged or not... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In former years I would have proudly declared a man.
But now, I think it may be better to be a mouse (at times) make oneself small and hope it goes away quickly....or duck out quickly with smarts.
What sayest thou?"
Momma bear when needed. One thing I learned in the Army quiet as a Church mouse is beneficial. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But a man stands up surveys his kingdom and sits down on his settee.
A mouse rears up surveys his/her kingdom/Queendom and settles down behind a fridge.
Does size matter? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a woman I know! Because your a Tiger!
All stripey and fierce? Caged in?
Actually, yes.
We are safe from your predations (wipes the sweat from head)
Never turn your back to me, caged or not... "
but what if I am a mouse running away from your cage...is that OK? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In former years I would have proudly declared a man.
But now, I think it may be better to be a mouse (at times) make oneself small and hope it goes away quickly....or duck out quickly with smarts.
What sayest thou?
Momma bear when needed. One thing I learned in the Army quiet as a Church mouse is beneficial. "
..beneficial is good. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But a man stands up surveys his kingdom and sits down on his settee.
A mouse rears up surveys his/her kingdom/Queendom and settles down behind a fridge.
Does size matter?"
I cannot speak for women as I do not know what they do in the privacy of their homes. |
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