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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The most out there offer you have been made in a sexual context. Remember one's vanilla is someone's chilli. No kink shaming please.  .
Me:
Put a live fish up my vagina!
Sew a diamond in my knickers made up of someone's late friends ashes.
Your turn! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A guy asked me to pick him up ( I don't drive ) , take him to a field , strip him naked , shit on him, and leave him there  .
I shit you not 
Beat that  "
I laughed hard at "I shit you not" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A colleague spilled curry sauce in her lap when we were out picking up a takeaway said If I were a gentleman I'd offer to lick it off!.. "
Hahaha
I guess you aren't a curry fan? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I took frozen fish stock to a woman collecting frozen sperm to defrost and eat. I hadn’t frozen my wanks as I didn’t believe she was for real."
Oh no.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I snogged a girl once. After she'd puked 
Where were you yesterday, Romeo  "
Nothing sexier than being on the streets, early hours of the morning, holding her hair while she chunters and then sticking my tongue in her mouth. Those were the days |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I snogged a girl once. After she'd puked
Where were you yesterday, Romeo
Nothing sexier than being on the streets, early hours of the morning, holding her hair while she chunters and then sticking my tongue in her mouth. Those were the days "
Irresistible |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
"A man sent me a pic with a whole apple up his bum and asked if we’d like to eat it 
An apple a day keeps the doctors away  "
My doctor is a vegan, so I find a bacon butty does the job! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm very vanilla so this might not seem so bad to others but.. I was having a very hot chat with a gorgeous lady. All was well until she asked me what I'd do if her mum and brother were to join us.. |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
Slurry man mistook me for a farmer and wanted to be covered in liquid manure from a tractor. Good to the stage where he was to put a deposit for tractor fuel in a bag by a gate in a field somewhere. I didn’t let him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got asked if a it was ok if the guy brings his sister and brother and they all have a good insta blocked
Ones got asked to do Bachelor party ware the guy would be blind folded tie to chare I was to suck him hard then bonce on his cock then his friends would remove the blind fold to reveal a tv/ts was fuck him as they all stood and laugh at him humiliating him obviously decided and blocked them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm very vanilla so this might not seem so bad to others but.. I was having a very hot chat with a gorgeous lady. All was well until she asked me what I'd do if her mum and brother were to join us.. "
I'd bet £3.72 that it was a man, not a woman... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy asked me to pick him up ( I don't drive ) , take him to a field , strip him naked , shit on him, and leave him there .
I shit you not
Beat that "
Did you go back the next day to see if he was still there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aliens took me in their spaceship to mars and asked me to have interracial midget alien anal sex with them
That might have been a dream though now that I think about it |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"The most out there offer you have been made in a sexual context. Remember one's vanilla is someone's chilli. No kink shaming please. .
Me:
Put a live fish up my vagina!
Sew a diamond in my knickers made up of someone's late friends ashes.
Your turn!"
I notice, nowhere did you say that you declined  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The most out there offer you have been made in a sexual context. Remember one's vanilla is someone's chilli. No kink shaming please. .
Me:
Put a live fish up my vagina!
Sew a diamond in my knickers made up of someone's late friends ashes.
Your turn!
I notice, nowhere did you say that you declined "
I have.. come on.. |
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"The most out there offer you have been made in a sexual context. Remember one's vanilla is someone's chilli. No kink shaming please. .
Me:
Put a live fish up my vagina!
Sew a diamond in my knickers made up of someone's late friends ashes.
Your turn!"
Ah the diamond guy, he's been doing the rounds then. I was tempted to ask him who was doing the sewing!! |
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