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By *ackformore100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Over the years there have been some "voices of" commentators...

Bill McClaren

John Motson

David Coleman

Murrey Walker

Jonners et al

Who have uttered some memorable one liners...

"Aguerroooo" as city won the prem..

"the batsmans holding the batsmans Willey" eng v West indies test match

"he opens his legs and shows his class".. One of many David Coleman gems...

What makes you chuckle... Or maybe goosebump?

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Over the years there have been some "voices of" commentators...

Bill McClaren

John Motson

David Coleman

Murrey Walker

Jonners et al

Who have uttered some memorable one liners...

"Aguerroooo" as city won the prem..

"the batsmans holding the batsmans Willey" eng v West indies test match

"he opens his legs and shows his class".. One of many David Coleman gems...

What makes you chuckle... Or maybe goosebump? "

Doh...

The batsmans holding the bowlers Willey..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And for those of you watching on a black and white television....the pink is next to the green....Ted Lowe.

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

I think that the Michael Holding/Peter Wiley one is an urban myth.

“Oh it must be! And it is! Peter Withe”. Rotterdam, 26th May 1982

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

As a Chelsea fan, Gary Nevilles orgasm as Torres put us into the champions league final...

...oh, and “the greatest night in the history of Chelsea football club” still makes me well up!

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

And it's an up and under

Some of the crowd are on the pitch, they think it's all over

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

This free kick is to close for Ronaldo to get it up and over the wall...

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

For those of you watching in black and white Spurs are in yellow - John Motson

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clive Tyldesley: Into Sherrigham, and Solskjaer has won it! Manchester United have reached the promised land!

Chills

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Get in there Frank - Harry Carpenter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For those of you watching in black and white Spurs are in yellow - John Motson"

Motson again when Wimbledon beat Liverpool in FACup Final: 'The Crazy Gang have beaten The Culture Club !'

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Murray Walker.

The car you are looking at is unique.....

Except for the other identical one being driven by his team mate.

You could actually sense Murray giving himself a face palm as he said it, classic.

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By *anae21Woman  over a year ago

Nearer than you think

Chris Kamara missing the goal....

Unbelievable, Jeff.

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Chris Kamara missing the goal....

Unbelievable, Jeff. "

The only one I know.

And when he missed whatever happened at Pompey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ravi Shastri: In the air... Sreesanth... Taken! India win

In the first T20 world cup final. I'd go as far as to say if India didn't win that, T20 may not have taken off in India the way it did.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Paul Merson talking about the Chelsea player Will.i.am

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Some from the legend that was david coleman...

*That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.

*Don’t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let’s just have another look at Italy’s winning goal.

*He is accelerating all the time. The last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.

*For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.

*It’s gold or nothing…and it’s nothing. He comes away with the silver medal.

*Forest have now lost six matches without winning.

*And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19-year-old Kenyan who turned 20 a few weeks ago.

*I think there is no doubt, she’ll probably qualify for the final.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Football is a game of two halves!

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

They think it’s all over

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

You win nothing with kids

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Some from the legend that was david coleman...

*That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.

*Don’t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let’s just have another look at Italy’s winning goal.

*He is accelerating all the time. The last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.

*For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.

*It’s gold or nothing…and it’s nothing. He comes away with the silver medal.

*Forest have now lost six matches without winning.

*And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19-year-old Kenyan who turned 20 a few weeks ago.

*I think there is no doubt, she’ll probably qualify for the final.

"

Ah used to love the Colemanballs column in Private Eye...here's one of my favourites of his...

"The big Cuban opened his legs and showed his class"

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Much as it pains me to say it because it relates to the moment Arsenal won the title at Anfield in 1989..this from Brian Moore is a classic...said just as Michael Thomas broke through on goal..

"It's up for grabs now..."

So simple and yet captured the moment perfectly

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

And who can ever forget the classic..

"Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana, vi har slått dem alle sammen, vi har slått dem alle sammen! (we have beaten them all, we have beaten them all!). Maggie Thatcher, can you hear me? Maggie Thatcher ... your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There are germans sat on the field crying... you don't see that often

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim

“The Helicopter is changing direction..”

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Murray Walker:

"The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Tin town

And of course Murray walker made a few....

*And now, excuse me while I interrupt myself.

*I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to be wrong.

*There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire.

*That's history. I say history because it happened in the past.

*And that just shows you how important the car is in Formula One Racing.

*Either the car is stationary, or it's on the move.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everything that came out of Murray's mouth was pure gold. F1 was never the same without him and the world's a poorer place for his loss.

"Unless I'm very much mistaken, I am, I am very much mistaken"

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By *ogueAngelMan  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

Anything Michael Owen says:

"They've just gotta go out and score more goals than the opposition to win".

Thanks, Michael.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Everything that came out of Murray's mouth was pure gold. F1 was never the same without him and the world's a poorer place for his loss.

"Unless I'm very much mistaken, I am, I am very much mistaken" "

Your spot on.

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By *ieselJuiceMan  over a year ago

Stratford

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"[Removed by poster at 23/05/21 20:16:10]"

I think this item of commentary is likely from -Erect-Jim- of the nocturnal thread

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By *ieselJuiceMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"Murray Walker.

The car you are looking at is unique.....

Except for the other identical one being driven by his team mate.

You could actually sense Murray giving himself a face palm as he said it, classic. "

Do miss Murry Walkers voice. F1 has not been the same without him in my opinion.

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton

“Let's go down to Chris Kamara at Fratton Park, where there's been a sending off but for who?”

"Sending off? I must have missed that, Jeff.”

“Kammy are you not watching? I am, now come and tell us what's happened.”

“I don't know Jeff!'

"Kammy, according to our sources Anthony Vanden Borre's been sent off for a second bookable offence, get your fingers out and count the number of players on the pitch!”

Greatest moment in live tv history

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

"Diouf is a master of the dark arts of the winger. Draws you in. Sucks you off."

Garry Birtles on co-commentary duties.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything Michael Owen says:

"They've just gotta go out and score more goals than the opposition to win".

Thanks, Michael. "

Great player....but a fucking idiot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Over the years there have been some "voices of" commentators...

Bill McClaren

John Motson

David Coleman

Murrey Walker

Jonners et al

Who have uttered some memorable one liners...

"Aguerroooo" as city won the prem..

"the batsmans holding the batsmans Willey" eng v West indies test match

"he opens his legs and shows his class".. One of many David Coleman gems...

What makes you chuckle... Or maybe goosebump?

Doh...

The batsmans holding the bowlers Willey.. "

" It's up for grabs now, Thomas , right at the end "

What a fantastic evening, thanks , the late Brain Moore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"And for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink ball is next to the green" Ted Lowe, Pot Black in 1969

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Too many words to type but one of my faves of all time was the tms commentary of Brian Johnstone and Jonathan agnew when "Botham got his leg over"... If you've not heard it... Its worth two minutes of your youtube time.

And we've forgotten Harry carpenter and Eddie waring and Peter osullivan and Peter alliss and who was the whispering guy who used to call the snooker?

Radford... Oh my word.!

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Too many words to type but one of my faves of all time was the tms commentary of Brian Johnstone and Jonathan agnew when "Botham got his leg over"... If you've not heard it... Its worth two minutes of your youtube time.

And we've forgotten Harry carpenter and Eddie waring and Peter osullivan and Peter alliss and who was the whispering guy who used to call the snooker?

Radford... Oh my word.!

"

Peter Alliss musing on Carol Vorderman: "I got aroused."

Co-commentator: "That's terrible."

Allis: "It's not that bad. It's a seven letter word."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Is Gascoigne going to have a crack? He is you know…"

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire


"As a Chelsea fan, Gary Nevilles orgasm as Torres put us into the champions league final...

...oh, and “the greatest night in the history of Chelsea football club” still makes me well up! "

And in the final 'It is written....in.... the....stars'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lovely cushioned header to Gerrrrrrrrrrarddddd

Corner taken quickly, Origiiiiiiii

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Some people are on the pitch!

They think its all over!

It is now!"

How could you miss that one!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Murray Walker.

The car you are looking at is unique.....

Except for the other identical one being driven by his team mate.

You could actually sense Murray giving himself a face palm as he said it, classic.

Do miss Murry Walkers voice. F1 has not been the same without him in my opinion. "

Look up there... that's the sky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Where were the Germans? But frankly, who cares?" Barry Davies, commentating on the men's Olympic hockey final, Seoul, 1988.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/olympics/18837421

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By *ieselJuiceMan  over a year ago

Stratford

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

Eric "king" Cantona.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rugby player said about Premier Football League, it should be renamed the Andrex League, because it is Very soft and Over priced

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