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"A man walks into a drumkit....ba-da-boom-cha!" that was good | |||
"What do people and washing machines have in common? Their both turned on by knobs. Thank you and goodnight." that was bad | |||
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"A man walks into a drumkit....ba-da-boom-cha!" You mean “tssst” at the end, surely? | |||
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"I took my snail to a snail racing night. I wanted him to go faster so removed his shell. It's didn't work, it just made him sluggish...." The trick is to paint the letter "S" on the shell, makes them twice as fast and you can hear the commentators saying "Wow look at that escargot" Sorry I'll get my coat | |||
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