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"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?
For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.
I've worked 38 hours this week.
Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June
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Don't you offer table service? How many inches have your lips travelled.   |
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"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?
For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.
I've worked 38 hours this week.
Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June
I’m in security so probably a lot of mileage probably about 78 miles at guess both underpaid and undervalued in my opinion
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"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?
For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.
I've worked 38 hours this week.
Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June
Don't you offer table service? How many inches have your lips travelled. "
We do offer table service. I look after 10 tables at a time
My lips? They've forgotten how to have a workout |
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"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?
For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.
I've worked 38 hours this week.
Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June
I’m in security so probably a lot of mileage probably about 78 miles at guess both underpaid and undervalued in my opinion
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Defo not that many holy fuckballs!
Underpaid for sure
Undervalued.... most of the time
I got 2 written compliments this week which meant a lot. No prompting, no asking.
They went home and wrote in. Gave me a tear in me eye and everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?
For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.
I've worked 38 hours this week.
Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June
Don't you offer table service? How many inches have your lips travelled.
We do offer table service. I look after 10 tables at a time
My lips? They've forgotten how to have a workout "
You must be a sensei of time management. That's a lot of tables. Qudos. |
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"28km and I’ll have those tits on the 32nd of July ta
Km???? We're in the UK innit. I bet you're one of those people that fills their car up in litres, then works out the mpg    "
I’m Millwall Kev of course I’m a Europhile! Fuck your English miles |
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"165
Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month.
Close enough!
44.71 miles.
My legs aren't too chuffed with me. In fact, I'd say if they could speak they'd call me a proper cunt "
aww I wasn't far out ...do I qualify for a bit of nip ?  |
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"165
Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month.
Close enough!
44.71 miles.
My legs aren't too chuffed with me. In fact, I'd say if they could speak they'd call me a proper cunt aww I wasn't far out ...do I qualify for a bit of nip ? "
You can have the plucked hair from one as a trophy |
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"165
Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month.
Close enough!
44.71 miles.
My legs aren't too chuffed with me. In fact, I'd say if they could speak they'd call me a proper cunt aww I wasn't far out ...do I qualify for a bit of nip ?
You can have the plucked hair from one as a trophy "
I am going to mount it |
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"165
Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month.
Close enough!
44.71 miles.
My legs aren't too chuffed with me. In fact, I'd say if they could speak they'd call me a proper cunt aww I wasn't far out ...do I qualify for a bit of nip ?
You can have the plucked hair from one as a trophy I am going to mount it "
You can have one of mine too |
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over a year ago
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"165
Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month.
Close enough!
44.71 miles.
My legs aren't too chuffed with me. In fact, I'd say if they could speak they'd call me a proper cunt "
I get the boobeeeeeezzzzz |
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"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?
For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.
I've worked 38 hours this week.
Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June
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No idea but I done 76 miles and that's 13 less than last week |
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"165
Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month.
Close enough!
44.71 miles.
My legs aren't too chuffed with me. In fact, I'd say if they could speak they'd call me a proper cunt
I get the boobeeeeeezzzzz "
Remind me on 31st June, my memory is shocking unless it's recalling times and dates when some cunt crossed me, and I have it etched and ready for combat |
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"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?
For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.
I've worked 38 hours this week.
Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June
No idea but I done 76 miles and that's 13 less than last week "
Show off
If you cheated and did it horseback I'll bust ya bonse  |
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"165
Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month.
Close enough!
44.71 miles.
My legs aren't too chuffed with me. In fact, I'd say if they could speak they'd call me a proper cunt
I get the boobeeeeeezzzzz "
can you send me some of yours?  |
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"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?
For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.
I've worked 38 hours this week.
Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June
No idea but I done 76 miles and that's 13 less than last week
Show off
If you cheated and did it horseback I'll bust ya bonse "
On my family name that's all walking only and I think I deserve a flash for my efforts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well based on what I walk on each shift I do on average 28 thousand steps which is about 12 miles and I do that 4x a week. I don’t know if it would be as much as that so I’ll guess at 21 miles? |
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