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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty "

Well, Little Tony likes the idea of naming his counterpart.

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By *anc30Man  over a year ago

Warbuton


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty "

Mmmmmmm, slippy lips..... thats a gooden! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gripping Gash

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By *oveAndBangCouple  over a year ago

where the mood takes us

Ladies label themselves too. They often call themselves 'big boobed', 'curvalicious' etc. Isn't it pretty much the same thing?

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Pulsating pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ladies label themselves too. They often call themselves 'big boobed', 'curvalicious' etc. Isn't it pretty much the same thing? "

You may be taking my thread more seriously than it was intended

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By *anc30Man  over a year ago

Warbuton


"Gripping Gash "

Oooooo, nothing like being clenched..... cheeky!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Gripping Gash "

Love this one

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

There are quite a few women who make reference to their boobs in their username.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Gripping Gash

Love this one "

I'm waiting for clenching clunge to make an appearance

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By *oveAndBangCouple  over a year ago

where the mood takes us


"Ladies label themselves too. They often call themselves 'big boobed', 'curvalicious' etc. Isn't it pretty much the same thing?

You may be taking my thread more seriously than it was intended "

Not at all.

Meaty badger sounds pretty appealing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There are quite a few women who make reference to their boobs in their username. "

It's just a silly thread

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By *lymanMan  over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Big clitty kitty

Tight Tania

Loosey lucy

Slippery Sue

Deep Debbie

Bacon chops babs

Cavernous Karen

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ladies label themselves too. They often call themselves 'big boobed', 'curvalicious' etc. Isn't it pretty much the same thing?

You may be taking my thread more seriously than it was intended

Not at all.

Meaty badger sounds pretty appealing "

Oooo that sounds fierce!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Big clitty kitty

Tight Tania

Loosey lucy

Slippery Sue

Deep Debbie

Bacon chops babs

Cavernous Karen

"

Haha no one wants their pussy called cavernous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rightey tightey

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I'm Slug Labia Lola

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm Slug Labia Lola "

love it

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Ladies label themselves too. They often call themselves 'big boobed', 'curvalicious' etc. Isn't it pretty much the same thing? "

We're talking genitalia names

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tasty Tania.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I'm Slug Labia Lola

love it"

If I tease the inner labia they squirm around like two slugs making lurve

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Rightey tightey "

I want to meet lefty loosey

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By *oveAndBangCouple  over a year ago

where the mood takes us

Hairy fairy

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By *anowar777Man  over a year ago

Stevenage

Clitorus Allsorts

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

Granny Crumpet could change her name to Granny Growler.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm looking for tight twat Tina or marvelous minge Mary to drop by.

I got it on the downlow to give punched lasagne Louise a wide berth.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Two-holes Tarnia

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clitalicious

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Clitorus Allsorts"

Clitorus maximus?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Clitorus Allsorts"

Genius....

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

Pastrami Pants has a certain je ne sais quoir to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm Slug Labia Lola

love it

If I tease the inner labia they squirm around like two slugs making lurve "

That's really quite an image you've conjured up in my mind!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty "

Lol you know what I’m going to say straight away !

What man doesn’t like sugar puffs !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chubby muff!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty "

Slick Lipped Sprockett has a ring to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty

Slick Lipped Sprockett has a ring to it "

That's almost a tongue twister haha, say it three times, I challenge you

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By *lymanMan  over a year ago

PLYMOUTH


"Big clitty kitty

Tight Tania

Loosey lucy

Slippery Sue

Deep Debbie

Bacon chops babs

Cavernous Karen

Haha no one wants their pussy called cavernous "

Should also apologies to anyone who's name appears above xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pastrami Pants has a certain je ne sais quoir to it "

Kipper knickers??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Seems we've exhausted the list

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spanner

Let me fix you right up !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Penetrate-me Pussy

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By *eavertrackerMan  over a year ago

Bridgwater

Tidy beaver

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By *lymanMan  over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Michelle puff muffin

Beef Taco tracy

Dropped kebab Donna

Ripped welly wendy

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By *ambertMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

Full flanged felicity

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Puddle Pussy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

QuirkyQuim

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Pastrami Pants has a certain je ne sais quoir to it

Kipper knickers?? "

That all you could come up with?

Would you call a man pissy pants?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Magical pussy"

Draws men from far and wide!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kebab

Obviously without the special sauce !

Provided at no extra cost !

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Angry Axe Wound Angie/Annie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some of you ladies need to adopt these names, just for shits and gigs

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty

Slick Lipped Sprockett has a ring to it

That's almost a tongue twister haha, say it three times, I challenge you"

I've done it. Now all I need is someone to do it closer to my SLS !!

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

For me a normal name works must be my age

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You would definitely be perky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pastrami Pants has a certain je ne sais quoir to it

Kipper knickers??

That all you could come up with?

Would you call a man pissy pants?"

If I was having a hissy fit I couldn't rule it out.

But it's not about what I'd call someone is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty

Slick Lipped Sprockett has a ring to it

That's almost a tongue twister haha, say it three times, I challenge you

I've done it. Now all I need is someone to do it closer to my SLS !! "

Lol, while sticking their tongue out

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By *lymanMan  over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

I can numb it ,

Num num num num xxx

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By *unmatt888Man  over a year ago

Duns


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty "

Just listen to the song “Canada” by Kevin Bloody Wilson, that should give you enough terms to last a lifetime

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm changing my name to SparkleMingeMini. Cheers Kitty

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty

Just listen to the song “Canada” by Kevin Bloody Wilson, that should give you enough terms to last a lifetime"

That's a LOT of effort when you could just list them for me

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By *rodie53Man  over a year ago

Manchester

Mouses ear now there was a gal

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm changing my name to SparkleMingeMini. Cheers Kitty "

Oooo love this one

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By *ugarbearCouple  over a year ago

Tredegar

Watford gap Sugar

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty

Slick Lipped Sprockett has a ring to it

That's almost a tongue twister haha, say it three times, I challenge you

I've done it. Now all I need is someone to do it closer to my SLS !!

Lol, while sticking their tongue out "

Repeatedly

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty

Slick Lipped Sprockett has a ring to it

That's almost a tongue twister haha, say it three times, I challenge you

I've done it. Now all I need is someone to do it closer to my SLS !!

Lol, while sticking their tongue out

Repeatedly "

Let's hope he's articulate!

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman  over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Badly packed kebab

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Someone I know said a guy once likened her vagina to two eels having a slippery cuddle. Not sure it was the compliment he was hoping for

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Plunge clunge?

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Pastrami Pants has a certain je ne sais quoir to it

Kipper knickers??

That all you could come up with?

Would you call a man pissy pants?

If I was having a hissy fit I couldn't rule it out.

But it's not about what I'd call someone is it? "

I meant would you suggest it to a man.

I don't get the pastrami pants reference, so I'm probably confused.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Someone I know said a guy once likened her vagina to two eels having a slippery cuddle. Not sure it was the compliment he was hoping for "

Eels, slugs, pretty much the same thing

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Puffy pudenda

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By *renzMan  over a year ago

Between Chichester and Havant

The purse.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yawning Yoni

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Yawning Yoni"

Yummy yoni

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty

Slick Lipped Sprockett has a ring to it

That's almost a tongue twister haha, say it three times, I challenge you

I've done it. Now all I need is someone to do it closer to my SLS !!

Lol, while sticking their tongue out

Repeatedly

Let's hope he's articulate! "

And enthusiastic!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/05/21 12:23:31]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vacume Vag Vera

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yawning Yoni

Yummy yoni "

Upgrade approved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Vacume Vag Vera "

Once the dick goes in, it can never leave

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Pastrami Pants has a certain je ne sais quoir to it

Kipper knickers??

That all you could come up with?

Would you call a man pissy pants?

If I was having a hissy fit I couldn't rule it out.

But it's not about what I'd call someone is it?

I meant would you suggest it to a man.

I don't get the pastrami pants reference, so I'm probably confused.

"

I said Pastrami Pants as an alliteration based on the fact that labia are usually referred to in a meaty way, you know like beef curtains etc, I didn’t think it would need an explanation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Little Miss neat & tidy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cock-ready C*nt

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By *ilverjagMan  over a year ago

swansea

Tunnel of love.

Hairy lasso.

Gateway to glory.

Entrance is ecstasy.

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By *ogueAngelMan  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty "

Have you noticed that all the guy labels suggest their appendage is rather large. Nobody ever describes themselves as "a bit small but knows how to use it".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sweet honey pot

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Pastrami Pants has a certain je ne sais quoir to it

Kipper knickers??

That all you could come up with?

Would you call a man pissy pants?

If I was having a hissy fit I couldn't rule it out.

But it's not about what I'd call someone is it?

I meant would you suggest it to a man.

I don't get the pastrami pants reference, so I'm probably confused.

I said Pastrami Pants as an alliteration based on the fact that labia are usually referred to in a meaty way, you know like beef curtains etc, I didn’t think it would need an explanation "

You don't know me when I'm tired

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Margaret's Magnificent Minge....

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Pastrami Pants has a certain je ne sais quoir to it

Kipper knickers??

That all you could come up with?

Would you call a man pissy pants?

If I was having a hissy fit I couldn't rule it out.

But it's not about what I'd call someone is it?

I meant would you suggest it to a man.

I don't get the pastrami pants reference, so I'm probably confused.

I said Pastrami Pants as an alliteration based on the fact that labia are usually referred to in a meaty way, you know like beef curtains etc, I didn’t think it would need an explanation

You don't know me when I'm tired "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty

Have you noticed that all the guy labels suggest their appendage is rather large. Nobody ever describes themselves as "a bit small but knows how to use it".

"

Tiny todger, top technique?

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty

Have you noticed that all the guy labels suggest their appendage is rather large. Nobody ever describes themselves as "a bit small but knows how to use it".

Tiny todger, top technique? "

Perfectly petite penis

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty

Have you noticed that all the guy labels suggest their appendage is rather large. Nobody ever describes themselves as "a bit small but knows how to use it".

"

I call mine Little Tony.

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Universal Socket.

With adaptor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty

Have you noticed that all the guy labels suggest their appendage is rather large. Nobody ever describes themselves as "a bit small but knows how to use it".

Tiny todger, top technique? "

Haha I love this

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Mimis Misanthropic Minge

Or

Mimis Madescent Minge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gripping Gash "

I like the GGs.

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

WWW - warm, welcoming, wet

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By *inchfredMan  over a year ago

Winchester

Did anyone mention beef box?

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By *ak4uMan  over a year ago

chelmsford

BBC receptacle.....?

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

wokingham

Isn’t bbw widely used?

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Big clitty kitty

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Haha no one wants their pussy called cavernous "

Dammit, I was gonna use that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty "

hahaha funny post xx slippy lips!!! mmmm.... well I am neither BBC or BWC... Well Hung? I'm sure I've ordered meals from there?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"BBC receptacle.....?"
BBC champagne glass would be more elegant.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Open all hours

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

Harley Quim

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Magnificent Minge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Long tails and bob tails.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Harley Quim"

That’s genius

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

VMT

Venus Man Trap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Clam shell without the smell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC...

I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits?

What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly

Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty "

Sloppy slit would win me over

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I reckon this has some legs!

You could be a PIM OP

Perfect immaculate Minge

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple  over a year ago

Darlington

I mean

Our name is an apt description of my missus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lucy Bonnet, with the luxurious sausage wallet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

PG Lips

Twenty-Four Hours From Vulva

Kwik Clit

Open All Hours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dunno if shr was inspired by this thread but there's a lady in the hot pics called Pulsating Pusey

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clitty clitty bang bang

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"Clitty clitty bang bang "

love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well this thread popped back up out of nowhere! Funny how that happens

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well this ping pong ball popped back up out of nowhere! Funny how that happens "

Greatest show on earth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gripping Gash "

Class

How did I miss this thread?!

X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well this thread popped back up out of nowhere! Funny how that happens "

Lol sugar puff alley

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