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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No!! I’ll have yours OP.
I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.
I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins. "
Gherkin jelly? |
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"No!! I’ll have yours OP.
I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.
I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins. "
What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"No!! I’ll have yours OP.
I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.
I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.
What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass? "
Are you flirting with me? |
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"No!! I’ll have yours OP.
I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.
I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.
What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?
Are you flirting with me? "
Erm..... Nooooo..?? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"No!! I’ll have yours OP.
I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.
I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.
What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm..... Nooooo..?? "
Damn. *does a cry* |
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"No!! I’ll have yours OP.
I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.
I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.
What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm..... Nooooo..??
Damn. *does a cry*"
Women are so much hotter when they cry. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"No!! I’ll have yours OP.
I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.
I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.
What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm..... Nooooo..??
Damn. *does a cry*
Women are so much hotter when they cry. "
#dacrophile  |
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"No!! I’ll have yours OP.
I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.
I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.
What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm..... Nooooo..??
Damn. *does a cry*
Women are so much hotter when they cry.
#dacrophile "
I've seen people crying milk, can't be too hard to cry pickle juice... Come give it a go with us!  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"No!! I’ll have yours OP.
I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.
I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.
What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm..... Nooooo..??
Damn. *does a cry*
Women are so much hotter when they cry.
#dacrophile
I've seen people crying milk, can't be too hard to cry pickle juice... Come give it a go with us! "
I can cry blood. True story. Although only when I have a nosebleed (it comes out my tear ducts rather than nose). |
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"No!! I’ll have yours OP.
I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.
I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.
What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm..... Nooooo..??
Damn. *does a cry*
Women are so much hotter when they cry.
#dacrophile
I've seen people crying milk, can't be too hard to cry pickle juice... Come give it a go with us!
I can cry blood. True story. Although only when I have a nosebleed (it comes out my tear ducts rather than nose). "
Even I'm not going suggest the next step... |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"No!! I’ll have yours OP.
I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.
I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.
What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm..... Nooooo..??
Damn. *does a cry*
Women are so much hotter when they cry.
#dacrophile
I've seen people crying milk, can't be too hard to cry pickle juice... Come give it a go with us!
I can cry blood. True story. Although only when I have a nosebleed (it comes out my tear ducts rather than nose).
Even I'm not going suggest the next step... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gherkins ruin burgers
They are filthy slimy little green things 
I think that should cease to exist!
I think you should cease to exist! "
 take your slimy green filth and be gone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did read somewhere (forget where) that the gherkins are add for tax reasons... No, really.
There's something to do with the sugar/salt ratio. Without it, the sugars mean a big mac would legally be a cake.
I don't know if it's true, but it stuck in my head. Not burger bashing, I love a big mac |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pass your Gherkins over here _ deeelicous 
Sometimes its the extras that make a meal something special Gherkins are to burgers like a pearl necklace or velvet cho ker that make an outfit 
Is it a bit early for such deep burger philosophy
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I want extra gherkins on mine, just ask for them not to put any on yours as they make it....simples 