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"It used to be the kitchen sink ...... but since I slackened.........
Just the plug hole or the whole sink?  "
Stupid Mystique........ A hole won't fill a hole. You need the whole sink to fill a hole , on the whole. |
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"A vintage coopers caliper 
You’re being too sensible now Hope 
Have you seen the size of them 
Yes, I’ve seen the size of yours  "
As you are from the north I will say Mersey Tunnel springs to mind |
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"It used to be the kitchen sink ...... but since I slackened.........
Just the plug hole or the whole sink?
Stupid Mystique........ A hole won't fill a hole. You need the whole sink to fill a hole , on the whole. "
Holey smoke |
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"A vintage coopers caliper
You’re being too sensible now Hope
Have you seen the size of them
Yes, I’ve seen the size of yours
As you are from the north I will say Mersey Tunnel springs to mind "
If it’s the Jubilee one then |
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"A vintage coopers caliper
You’re being too sensible now Hope
Have you seen the size of them
Yes, I’ve seen the size of yours
As you are from the north I will say Mersey Tunnel springs to mind
If it’s the Jubilee one then "
Don't confuse me. Is there more than one? |
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"A vintage coopers caliper
You’re being too sensible now Hope
Have you seen the size of them
Yes, I’ve seen the size of yours
As you are from the north I will say Mersey Tunnel springs to mind
If it’s the Jubilee one then
Don't confuse me. Is there more than one?"
You know a lady has more than one hole |
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"The sink plunger, then when I pull it out it pulls out anything I’ve left up there.
Even your guts? "
No, you know, like watches and things that have got lost up there. I pulled out a riding whip once |
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"My salt lamp 
Don’t get it wet
You’re only telling me now
You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert...
They were in Chinese I think I trusted you to keep me right "
EVERYONE knows not to buy Chinese ones |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"My salt lamp
Don’t get it wet
You’re only telling me now
You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert...
They were in Chinese I think I trusted you to keep me right
EVERYONE knows not to buy Chinese ones "
Do I look like everyone I always do the opposite of what I’m told  |
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"My salt lamp
Don’t get it wet
You’re only telling me now
You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert...
They were in Chinese I think I trusted you to keep me right
EVERYONE knows not to buy Chinese ones
Do I look like everyone I always do the opposite of what I’m told "
Hhhmmm, no you don’t  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"My salt lamp
Don’t get it wet
You’re only telling me now
You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert...
They were in Chinese I think I trusted you to keep me right
EVERYONE knows not to buy Chinese ones
Do I look like everyone I always do the opposite of what I’m told
Hhhmmm, no you don’t "
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"I use a old hula hoop I got in the shed it’s more for width than length but it does the job .."
I tried a hula hoop. The first one broke when I tried to get my cock through the hole. A few of the others did too, but there are loads in the packet so I will try against later. Don't want to waste them though, they are salt and vinegar and my favourite. |
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"I like to test my elasticity and vice like grip using a pogo stick which insert and then jump up and down on
You like the feel of the spring coils don’t you? "
You just made me wince and cross my legs lol |
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"I like to test my elasticity and vice like grip using a pogo stick which insert and then jump up and down on
You like the feel of the spring coils don’t you?
You just made me wince and cross my legs lol"
Sharon Stone’esq? |
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"Anyone said traffic cone yet?
I use a traffic cone. The unit of measurement is the Ring (R).
Can you get passed the white band? "
I haven't tried recently. I'll go and fetch one off the M60 to try |
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"Anyone said traffic cone yet?
I use a traffic cone. The unit of measurement is the Ring (R).
Can you get passed the white band?
I haven't tried recently. I'll go and fetch one off the M60 to try "
I’d take the flashing light off the top first so you can gain a few more inches |
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"Anyone said traffic cone yet?
I use a traffic cone. The unit of measurement is the Ring (R).
Can you get passed the white band?
I haven't tried recently. I'll go and fetch one off the M60 to try
I’d take the flashing light off the top first so you can gain a few more inches "
Apologies to anyone around the M60 J13 for Worsley this afternoon. Yes, that was me wheelings down the ex-hard shoulder to collect my traffic cone. No flashing |
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