 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed 
Wow!! 
yes i am that good
can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please"
thats too easy.
take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.
ps may sting alittle in the morning |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed
Wow!!
yes i am that good
can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please
thats too easy.
take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.
ps may sting alittle in the morning"
 surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed
Wow!!
yes i am that good
can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please
thats too easy.
take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.
ps may sting alittle in the morning
surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble "
or you could find a lookalike, do it to him, see pain free |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed
Wow!!
yes i am that good
can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please
thats too easy.
take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.
ps may sting alittle in the morning
surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble
or you could find a lookalike, do it to him, see pain free "
  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed
Wow!!
yes i am that good
can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please
thats too easy.
take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.
ps may sting alittle in the morning
surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble
or you could find a lookalike, do it to him, see pain free "
Now your talking. Do you know any masochists with a mahoosive cock? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed
Wow!!
yes i am that good
can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please
thats too easy.
take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.
ps may sting alittle in the morning
surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble
or you could find a lookalike, do it to him, see pain free
Now your talking. Do you know any masochists with a mahoosive cock? "
no but know a few of your exact look alikes |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed
Wow!!
yes i am that good
can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please
thats too easy.
take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.
ps may sting alittle in the morning
surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble "
Simple - cheat! Just cut the stalk off 6 inches (ok - make it 3! lol) below the flower - take an elastic band and attach said rose to your knob keeping the stalk hidden by your knob.
Then when taking the 'evidence pic' simply ensure the camera angle is sufficient to make it appear to be jutting from your japs eye!
Hey presto! Simples!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed
Wow!!
yes i am that good
can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please
thats too easy.
take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.
ps may sting alittle in the morning
surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble
or you could find a lookalike, do it to him, see pain free
Now your talking. Do you know any masochists with a mahoosive cock?
no but know a few of your exact look alikes "
they need to be able to pick up a doughnut with their trunk |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed
Wow!!
yes i am that good
can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please
thats too easy.
take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.
ps may sting alittle in the morning
surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble
Simple - cheat! Just cut the stalk off 6 inches (ok - make it 3! lol) below the flower - take an elastic band and attach said rose to your knob keeping the stalk hidden by your knob.
Then when taking the 'evidence pic' simply ensure the camera angle is sufficient to make it appear to be jutting from your japs eye!
Hey presto! Simples!
"
good thinking, then i wont need to use the cameras red eye facility |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed
Wow!!
yes i am that good
can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please
thats too easy.
take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.
ps may sting alittle in the morning
surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble
Simple - cheat! Just cut the stalk off 6 inches (ok - make it 3! lol) below the flower - take an elastic band and attach said rose to your knob keeping the stalk hidden by your knob.
Then when taking the 'evidence pic' simply ensure the camera angle is sufficient to make it appear to be jutting from your japs eye!
Hey presto! Simples!
good thinking, then i wont need to use the cameras red eye facility"
pmsl |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed
Wow!!
yes i am that good
can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please
thats too easy.
take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.
ps may sting alittle in the morning
surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble
Simple - cheat! Just cut the stalk off 6 inches (ok - make it 3! lol) below the flower - take an elastic band and attach said rose to your knob keeping the stalk hidden by your knob.
Then when taking the 'evidence pic' simply ensure the camera angle is sufficient to make it appear to be jutting from your japs eye!
Hey presto! Simples!
good thinking, then i wont need to use the cameras red eye facility
pmsl "
Resisting all temptation to say no wide angle but possibly a zoom lens!
Oops! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed
Wow!!
yes i am that good
can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please
thats too easy.
take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.
ps may sting alittle in the morning
surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble
Simple - cheat! Just cut the stalk off 6 inches (ok - make it 3! lol) below the flower - take an elastic band and attach said rose to your knob keeping the stalk hidden by your knob.
Then when taking the 'evidence pic' simply ensure the camera angle is sufficient to make it appear to be jutting from your japs eye!
Hey presto! Simples!
good thinking, then i wont need to use the cameras red eye facility
pmsl
Resisting all temptation to say no wide angle but possibly a zoom lens!
Oops! "
No need for zoom when your knuckles scrape the ground |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"and a macro cock ring
gonna need a minature rose at this rate lol
Dwarf Ryan, they're called Dwarf roses - no need to be PC here! "
i have a small rose and youve just really hurt his feelings  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Hi! I'm new to this thread and haven't been keeping an eye on it.
Can we have an update on the wank, did it happen? Was it good?
I had my 'Funky's lunch time wank time®' and it was great! Thanks to all my fans in Canada chat room that turned up! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I need to go and wash my hair and get changed ready to go out but I'm tired and can't muster the energy and enthusiasm."
If you go out you might miss an update to this thread.
Sit back have a wank and watch. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I need to go and wash my hair and get changed ready to go out but I'm tired and can't muster the energy and enthusiasm.
If you go out you might miss an update to this thread.
Sit back have a wank and watch."
If I don't go out I won't get waxed and will miss some play opportunities.
Wank or play... hmm tough call... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I need to go and wash my hair and get changed ready to go out but I'm tired and can't muster the energy and enthusiasm.
and this made you think about wanking?"
No this is my problem that needs fixing. Wanking is never a problem! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I need to go and wash my hair and get changed ready to go out but I'm tired and can't muster the energy and enthusiasm.
and this made you think about wanking?
No this is my problem that needs fixing. Wanking is never a problem!"
Oh yes, sorry. I completely forgot swinger fix it for you was in the room |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I need to go and wash my hair and get changed ready to go out but I'm tired and can't muster the energy and enthusiasm.
and this made you think about wanking?
No this is my problem that needs fixing. Wanking is never a problem!
Oh yes, sorry. I completely forgot swinger fix it for you was in the room "
wash your hair in a cold shower, all thoughts of wanking and beeing tired will be gone.... see fixed |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I need to go and wash my hair and get changed ready to go out but I'm tired and can't muster the energy and enthusiasm.
and this made you think about wanking?
No this is my problem that needs fixing. Wanking is never a problem!
Oh yes, sorry. I completely forgot swinger fix it for you was in the room wash your hair in a cold shower, all thoughts of wanking and beeing tired will be gone.... see fixed "
Alas this solution came too late. I'd already dragged my behind into the shower and washed my hair and I am now lovely and smooth and defluffed.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
