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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let's meet and go on a date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your hair is ace.

If I was a chick I’d definitely date you.

Come on all the single ladies!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your hair is ace.

If I was a chick I’d definitely date you.

Come on all the single ladies!!!!

Thanks Sam!

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By *ollydoesWoman over a year ago

Shangri-La

Where woukd we go?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I was a woman I would probably be at home playing with my new boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels"

Feed the squirrels? That's new!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Let's meet and go on a date

Yes please, your hair is lush

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Evening

Isn't he yummy

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Feed the squirrels? That's new!"

Squirrels do eat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I absolutely love that you said feed the squirrels!

Chicks get all the best stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feed the squirrels? That's new!

Squirrels do eat

Yeah but usually a squirrel sees you and bolts.....never thought about going out my way to feed them.....sounds good....if its do-able! Cute little feckers

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Yeah but usually a squirrel sees you and bolts.....never thought about going out my way to feed them.....sounds good....if its do-able! Cute little feckers"

It will depend on how used to people they are. Try Central Park

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels"

Don’t feed the ducks bread it bloats them Out and then they can’t take off or have pudding.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Hello. I love squirrels and I am ready to get married.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I absolutely love that you said feed the squirrels!

Chicks get all the best stuff.

Sam I feel you want to go on a date with me?

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By *tarbuck007Man over a year ago

up2no good

What shampoo do you use? I need some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello. I love squirrels and I am ready to get married.

We can invite the squirrels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I absolutely love that you said feed the squirrels!

Chicks get all the best stuff.

Sam I feel you want to go on a date with me?"

If he doesn’t I will

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels

Don’t feed the ducks bread it bloats them Out and then they can’t take off or have pudding."

They loves peas... Look on YouTube!

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

Squirrels are my favourite animal

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I absolutely love that you said feed the squirrels!

Chicks get all the best stuff.

Sam I feel you want to go on a date with me?

If he doesn’t I will "

Sam, you and OP? Oooooft.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I was a woman I would probably be at home playing with my new boobs. "

That’s exactly what I am doing.

Mmm. Loving my new boobs

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Hello. I love squirrels and I am ready to get married.

We can invite the squirrels"

Oh my gosh.

It’s happening.

I’ll tell my mum to get a hat

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By *anae21Woman over a year ago

Nearer than you think

"Hello. I love squirrels and I am ready to get married.

We can invite the squirrels"

Show them your monkey nuts; they go mad for monkey nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello. I love squirrels and I am ready to get married.

We can invite the squirrels

Oh my gosh.

It’s happening.

I’ll tell my mum to get a hat "

I don’t think Squirrels wear hats.

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By *1ueWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hello. I love squirrels and I am ready to get married.

We can invite the squirrels

Oh my gosh.

It’s happening.

I’ll tell my mum to get a hat "

Can I be bridesmaid

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I was a woman I would probably be at home playing with my new boobs.

That’s exactly what I am doing.

Mmm. Loving my new boobs

Do you shake them to watch them wobble?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello. I love squirrels and I am ready to get married.

We can invite the squirrels

Oh my gosh.

It’s happening.

I’ll tell my mum to get a hat

Can I be bridesmaid

Will you bring squirrels?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels"

Fuck squirrels...rats with fluffy tails

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By *ionelhutzMan over a year ago

liverpool

"Hello. I love squirrels and I am ready to get married.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Hello. I love squirrels and I am ready to get married.

We can invite the squirrels

Oh my gosh.

It’s happening.

I’ll tell my mum to get a hat

I don’t think Squirrels wear hats."

How did you know my mum was a squirrel?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I absolutely love that you said feed the squirrels!

Chicks get all the best stuff.

Sam I feel you want to go on a date with me?"

I’d definitely take a stroll and feed some duck/squirrels with you.

If we went to a popular spot I’m pretty sure we’d meet some nice women folk that we could romance the night away with.

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Count me in

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By *1ueWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hello. I love squirrels and I am ready to get married.

We can invite the squirrels

Oh my gosh.

It’s happening.

I’ll tell my mum to get a hat

Can I be bridesmaid

Will you bring squirrels?"

I'll k*dnap some from my garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels

Fuck squirrels...rats with fluffy tails "

Did a squirrel upset you once? You can't judge them all from the actiond of one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello. I love squirrels and I am ready to get married.

We can invite the squirrels

Oh my gosh.

It’s happening.

I’ll tell my mum to get a hat

Can I be bridesmaid

Will you bring squirrels?

I'll k*dnap some from my garden"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I was a woman I would probably be at home playing with my new boobs.

That’s exactly what I am doing.

Mmm. Loving my new boobs

Do you shake them to watch them wobble?"

They don’t wobble all that much. They’re way to new and firm to move around lots

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By *1ueWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels

Fuck squirrels...rats with fluffy tails "

Noooo don't f*ck squirrels

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I was a woman I would probably be at home playing with my new boobs.

That’s exactly what I am doing.

Mmm. Loving my new boobs

Do you shake them to watch them wobble?

They don’t wobble all that much. They’re way to new and firm to move around lots

Can I test this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello. I love squirrels and I am ready to get married.

We can invite the squirrels

Oh my gosh.

It’s happening.

I’ll tell my mum to get a hat

I don’t think Squirrels wear hats.

How did you know my mum was a squirrel?! "

I bumped into her in bargain booze and she asked me where the nuts were.

I miss heard her and said all over your tits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I was a woman I would probably be at home playing with my new boobs.

That’s exactly what I am doing.

Mmm. Loving my new boobs

Do you shake them to watch them wobble?

They don’t wobble all that much. They’re way to new and firm to move around lots

Can I test this?"

I’m still healing but once I’m out and about..... never say never

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Hello. I love squirrels and I am ready to get married.

We can invite the squirrels

Oh my gosh.

It’s happening.

I’ll tell my mum to get a hat

I don’t think Squirrels wear hats.

How did you know my mum was a squirrel?!

I bumped into her in bargain booze and she asked me where the nuts were.

I miss heard her and said all over your tits.

My poor squirrel mum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fat squirrel once stole my ice cream cone, so I can't go on any dates involving squirrels.

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels

Fuck squirrels...rats with fluffy tails

Noooo don't f*ck squirrels

No, the little feckers can’t take the hint and keep texting, calling and turning up!

It was a one night thing Nutty!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes squirrels are just three mice in a duffle coat.

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By *ieselJuiceMan over a year ago

Stratford

Squirel domestic

https://youtu.be/ZGhZHlpSE6k

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"A fat squirrel once stole my ice cream cone, so I can't go on any dates involving squirrels. "

Was it Pistachio?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A fat squirrel once stole my ice cream cone, so I can't go on any dates involving squirrels. "

Did you report them to the squirrel police?

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels

Feed the squirrels? That's new!"

I’m assuming that you Chuck a few nuts at them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A fat squirrel once stole my ice cream cone, so I can't go on any dates involving squirrels.

Did you report them to the squirrel police?"

Yeah, it was kind of cute seeing his fuzzy grey tail sticking out of his police uniform. He didn't say much though.

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels

Feed the squirrels? That's new!

I’m assuming that you Chuck a few nuts at them

Don’t get your nuts out in the park...

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

I’m actually not a woman. Just a bunch of squirrels in a long coat. I urge everyone to feed the squirrels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m actually not a woman. Just a bunch of squirrels in a long coat. I urge everyone to feed the squirrels "

Did you take my ice cream cone??

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By *ieselJuiceMan over a year ago

Stratford

"I’m actually not a woman. Just a bunch of squirrels in a long coat. I urge everyone to feed the squirrels "

Someone should speak to your manager Roland Rat

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"I’m actually not a woman. Just a bunch of squirrels in a long coat. I urge everyone to feed the squirrels

Did you take my ice cream cone??

I’m not sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels

Feed the squirrels? That's new!

I’m assuming that you Chuck a few nuts at them

Only one, I need the other one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m actually a load of mice in groups of three, in duffle coats, pretending to be squirrels, who, in turn, are in a coat pending to be me.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"If he doesn’t I will

Sam, you and OP? Oooooft."

This is getting hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I regret mentioning squirrels now... They seem to get more dates than me

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Damn it I wish I was looking for a boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m actually not a woman. Just a bunch of squirrels in a long coat. I urge everyone to feed the squirrels

Did you take my ice cream cone??

I’m not sorry. "

*gives Jamie the stink eye*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn it I wish I was looking for a boyfriend "

If not a bf then what?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"If I was a woman I would probably be at home playing with my new boobs.

That’s exactly what I am doing.

Mmm. Loving my new boobs

POIDH

(I think that's right?)

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I regret mentioning squirrels now... They seem to get more dates than me"

I reckon they eat dates as well as nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I regret mentioning squirrels now... They seem to get more dates than me"

Every squirrel is on a dare being egged on by three mates up a tree.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels

Fuck squirrels...rats with fluffy tails

Did a squirrel upset you once? You can't judge them all from the actiond of one?"

Yes...one tried to bite my nuts...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it’s been a while since i had a relationship and missing the connection between two people, would just love to wine and dine a beautiful glamorous lady

Any offers ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"it’s been a while since i had a relationship and missing the connection between two people, would just love to wine and dine a beautiful glamorous lady

Any offers ??"

Apparently people are more interested in squirrels...

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"it’s been a while since i had a relationship and missing the connection between two people, would just love to wine and dine a beautiful glamorous lady

Any offers ??

Apparently people are more interested in squirrels..."

And your hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"it’s been a while since i had a relationship and missing the connection between two people, would just love to wine and dine a beautiful glamorous lady

Any offers ??

Apparently people are more interested in squirrels..."

Yeah just had a read of the thread, well I’m sure I could bring squirrels into the equation lol

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By *attaHatter84Man over a year ago

towcester

"it’s been a while since i had a relationship and missing the connection between two people, would just love to wine and dine a beautiful glamorous lady

Any offers ??

Apparently people are more interested in squirrels..."

Squirrels are bastards !! And your very cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"it’s been a while since i had a relationship and missing the connection between two people, would just love to wine and dine a beautiful glamorous lady

Any offers ??

Apparently people are more interested in squirrels...

And your hair

I think it's because it looks a bit like a squirrel

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"it’s been a while since i had a relationship and missing the connection between two people, would just love to wine and dine a beautiful glamorous lady

Any offers ??

Apparently people are more interested in squirrels...

And your hair

I think it's because it looks a bit like a squirrel"

Nah, it isn't any shade of grey yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"it’s been a while since i had a relationship and missing the connection between two people, would just love to wine and dine a beautiful glamorous lady

Any offers ??

Apparently people are more interested in squirrels...

And your hair

I think it's because it looks a bit like a squirrel

Nah, it isn't any shade of grey yet

It's like one of those rare Brown squirrels

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Damn it I wish I was looking for a boyfriend

If not a bf then what?"

Someone to feed me while I’m in the bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I was a woman I would probably be at home playing with my new boobs.

That’s exactly what I am doing.

Mmm. Loving my new boobs

POIDH

(I think that's right?) "

I still have stitches! There’sa pic though in the recommended bra.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn it I wish I was looking for a boyfriend

If not a bf then what?

Someone to feed me while I’m in the bath

I volunteer! What do you want to eat?

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Damn it I wish I was looking for a boyfriend

If not a bf then what?

Someone to feed me while I’m in the bath

I volunteer! What do you want to eat?"

I quite fancy some bbq ribs

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Damn it I wish I was looking for a boyfriend

If not a bf then what?

Someone to feed me while I’m in the bath

I volunteer! What do you want to eat?

I quite fancy some bbq ribs

Chinese bar-b-que spare ribs. Damn you woman I sooo want them now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn it I wish I was looking for a boyfriend

If not a bf then what?

Someone to feed me while I’m in the bath

I volunteer! What do you want to eat?

I quite fancy some bbq ribs

Ok I'm bringing them over now. He can get sticky fingers together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn it I wish I was looking for a boyfriend

If not a bf then what?

Someone to feed me while I’m in the bath

I volunteer! What do you want to eat?

I quite fancy some bbq ribs

They might be a bit cold after a plane ride but I’ll personally hand deliver them

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels

Feed the squirrels? That's new!

I’m assuming that you Chuck a few nuts at them

Only one, I need the other one"

You’re very kind to offer them one of your nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels

Feed the squirrels? That's new!

I’m assuming that you Chuck a few nuts at them

Only one, I need the other one

You’re very kind to offer them one of your nuts

I’d offer you both of mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels

Feed the squirrels? That's new!

I’m assuming that you Chuck a few nuts at them

Only one, I need the other one

You’re very kind to offer them one of your nuts

If you behave you can have the other

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels

Feed the squirrels? That's new!

I’m assuming that you Chuck a few nuts at them

Only one, I need the other one

You’re very kind to offer them one of your nuts

I’d offer you both of mine

Fab seems to be full off such kind men

but when did the convo turn into feeding me nuts

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels

Feed the squirrels? That's new!

I’m assuming that you Chuck a few nuts at them

Only one, I need the other one

You’re very kind to offer them one of your nuts

If you behave you can have the other "

Always a well behaved one here

I’ve unfortunately got nut allergies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d like a permanent man that was loyal and devoted to me.

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels"

I love squiggles! I'll bring the nuts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d like a permanent man that was loyal and devoted to me. "

Wouldn't we all!

Very much enjoyed reading about squirrels, but these two young men need a date!

I would offer but I am way too old!

C'mon ladies- they are polite, self-effacing and possibly know how to handle nuts!

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Walk in the park to see if he like each other. Maybe feed the ducks/squirrels"

Make sure you don't feed ducks bread. It's very bad for them. You can do what you like with grey squirrels though.

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

OP, did you want a girlfriend or a squirrel, I'm confused!?!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, did you want a girlfriend or a squirrel, I'm confused!?!?

He either wants a squirrel who thinks it's a woman or a woman who thinks she's a squirrel.

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By *lint-EverhardMan over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I used to have a pet squirrel, they're very tenacious.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

I’d like a boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP, did you want a girlfriend or a squirrel, I'm confused!?!?

According to fab... A squirrel

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By *ondoner1971Man over a year ago

London

I want a girlfriend too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhh yes be nice and and carry out all I ask plus hits all areas perfect in and outside of the box, will pay in kind biscuits

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

" I want a girlfriend too

You need to get your own thread...

And possibly some squirrels or a man bun

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

" I want a girlfriend too

You need to get your own thread...

And possibly some squirrels or a man bun"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meeeee although at 44 I might be too old for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes please I already have 7 but I want 10.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Alas, you are 20 years too young.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes please I already have 7 but I want 10. "

Can I be number 8 please ?

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Being ginger, I'm pretty close to resembling a red squirrel. And I was a member of the Tufty Club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" I want a girlfriend too

You need to get your own thread...

And possibly some squirrels or a man bun"

Or a squirrel that resembles a man bun

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

When

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When"

When what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello. I love squirrels and I am ready to get married.

I have a ring you could wear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey fellow beautiful but slightly longer haired dude!

Did you get any positive connections from this super squirrelled thread?

I hope so

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey fellow beautiful but slightly longer haired dude!

Did you get any positive connections from this super squirrelled thread?

I hope so "

Sadly no

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By *inkyKittyWoman over a year ago

Swindon

I’m looking ….

Also I can’t see the picture with this lovely hair everyone has mentioned

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello. I love squirrels and I am ready to get married.

Well from what I see id be happy to marry you.. gorgeous looking girl

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I absolutely love that you said feed the squirrels!

Chicks get all the best stuff.

I always carry a bag of mixed seed in the boot, for exactly that

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By *asters_kittenCouple over a year ago

Luton

Holland Park.

There are some super cheeky little cuties that will climb on ur lap, shoulder and even in ur handbag to get to the goodies.

It's a little scary when u are least expecting it. But still cute none the less.

Squirrels are deffo cute little ninjas haha.

Masters Kitten. X x x

"Feed the squirrels? That's new!

Squirrels do eat

Yeah but usually a squirrel sees you and bolts.....never thought about going out my way to feed them.....sounds good....if its do-able! Cute little feckers"

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

Having met enough women over the years who actually have profiles running on here, and on straight dating sites, my guess is around ar least half are could be in the market for a boyfriend.

You learn new techniques every day though, I've chatted up women in supermarkets, as well as broken the ice in Mattalan, and TK Max, but I now discover that I need to have a packet of nuts in the glove box, in case I am passing a park that's likely to have squirrels in it, with the potential opportunity of inviting someone to share my nuts.

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