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how long can it go on - lying about the above

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

Is there a prize for keeping a thread going over multiple incarnations?

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Prize winning dwarf thrower

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

loves haggis - makes his own every week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Usually wears a red pvc mini skirt with those socks

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Feeds his haggis tofu so he can claim to be vegetarian when he it's it

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

once won a prize for the best written English

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cant bear to eat his haggis so lets them run free

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Wears two haggis in her wonderbra, it's unnerving when you see their "little pink noses" moving around under her top

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Well where do I start with pablo grey

I dont know...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well where do I start with pablo grey

I dont know..."

her (cinnamon) bark isnt worse than her bite

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

"Well where do I start with pablo grey

I dont know..."
oh you cant,you have to speak to him through his agent nowadays

is hoping danny de vito plays him in his upcoming movie

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Runs the Pablo shades of grey fanzine and blog. Rochdales most infamous rock groupie in her time

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

Has auditioned to play the haggis in Swingersdelight Bra but was turned down because of his sunglasses

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Absconded from Scotland after being charged with haggis worrying, absconded to Surrey and claimed political asylum

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Is there a prize for keeping a thread going over multiple incarnations?"

By popular public demand,especialy by pablo

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

I never make demands, my tazer is enough to persuade most

Always waits for the penny change in pound shops

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Tells everyone he's Recently appeared as a centre spread model....

. in carp fisherman's weekly..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tells everyone he's Recently appeared as a centre spread model....

. in carp fisherman's weekly.."

had his hand sown to his penis by his mum for beeing a naughty boy when younger

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By *irtydanMan over a year ago

Blackpool

does not own a bra

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Tickles trout for a hobby,.. is happy to demonstrate the technique on meets...

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Does not own a bar

Of soap

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Is really fred flintone and wilmas lovechild

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

You are supposed to lie!

Cannot be trusted with a guarded secret regarding my birthright and heritage

Gutted at the indiscretion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bam bam

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Had a cheap boob job by using the headlights from a Citroen 2cv

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lives in a dog kennel in the middle of the Sahara

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a cheap boob job by using the headlights from a Citroen 2cv"

wasnt that bloody cheap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

carries her boobs around like the girl in the Kenco reduced packaging coffee ad carries her coffee

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Do the indicators still flash?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do the indicators still flash?"

no but other things do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has flashing headlamps above his front door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has never tasted cheese, but loves potatoes

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Stole my red stiletto for her window sill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stole my red stiletto for her window sill"
sorry

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

And my clients

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And my clients"

well they were greatful

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

And my madam

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By *aldybiMan over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Thinks the cox-less pairs are a lesbian couple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can read lips through 3 garments

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Never been known to wear three garments, and that includes two socks

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Wears a man thong hence the voice like Joe Pasquale

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Smokes high tar cigarettes to try and sound like Paul Robeson

Dreadful version of old man river as a karaoke song

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By *gentprovocateurWoman over a year ago

leeds

crossed the atlantic in a margarine tub!

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

tried to paddle across the atlantic using her bra cups as the paddles

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By *gentprovocateurWoman over a year ago

leeds

had to eat 201b of marg so pabs could fit in his tub!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"had to eat 201b of marg so pabs could fit in his tub!"

Angela Landsbury's naked body double...

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Has a thing for crash test dummies,.. has tattoos of the data points on his temples..

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Overdoses on kurare to become a zombie, then applied to become a crash test dummy

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By *aldybiMan over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Overdoses on Sanatogen and sings like the Crash Test Dummies

Deals curare to zombies on the side...

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

every couple of weeks - goes to his local ladies hairdressers to act as a model for the trainee cutters

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By *uyuksno1Man over a year ago

poole

works in a mautitians gets high on falmeldahide - he not scottish at all hes italian

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

came first in the world wide spelling bee

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By *uyuksno1Man over a year ago

poole

was my spelling teacher

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

touche - have seen some of my other posts

wanted to be a French teacher - but could not find enough men for the B/Js

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Came second in loser of the week competition for 73 consecutive weeks

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

was barred from entering loser of the week - cause no-one else stood a chance

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Begged the judges to bar me

And still couldn't win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's shy

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Banned from the sauna for weeing on the coals

From the top bench

Claimed it was ok because they had being sucking menthol sweets

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is actually one of the Fab Four

Usually can be found on Hamstead Heath

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

You meet a better class of cottager at jack straws castle

Too lazy to leave the jacuzzi for a dump

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By *uyuksno1Man over a year ago

poole

"You meet a better class of cottager at jack straws castle

Too lazy to leave the jacuzzi for a dump"
pmsl

that made me howl lol

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By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

I hope she won't fart next time I am giving her a lick

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

You don't know him!

Got nicked in sainsburys for shoplifting a frozen turkey and a toblerone by hiding them down her knickers

Incidentally a thorough body search never did retrieve the toblerone

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By *uyuksno1Man over a year ago

poole

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By *uyuksno1Man over a year ago

poole

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By *uyuksno1Man over a year ago

poole

cant stop laughing to write lol

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Types with her nose while jamming her fingers up her bum, cos she farts when she laughs

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By *uyuksno1Man over a year ago

poole

"Types with her nose while jamming her fingers up her bum, cos she farts when she laughs"

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By *uyuksno1Man over a year ago

poole

you were suposed to lie about the one above not tell the truth

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Brown stained fingers

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By *uyuksno1Man over a year ago

poole

pretends to work but really he sits on his lappy in the broom cupboard all day typing on the forums x

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

It's not a cupboard!

Poisoned all the fish eating the skin off her feet in nine different salons

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

has s corner office with desk casting couch and full bar - just does not do any work there

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

"has s corner office with desk casting couch and full bar - just does not do any work there "
has a red room of pain too,but theres nothing doing there either

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

spent years crocheting new tops for her stockings - only to find them to small as her legs had grown from sitting down all the time

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Lives in a caravan in b and q carpark

Awaiting the eviction notice

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

"Lives in a caravan in b and q carpark

Awaiting the eviction notice"
got it,im moving to poundstretcher next week

is a nightwatchman at B&Q

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By *uyuksno1Man over a year ago

poole

"It's not a cupboard!

Poisoned all the fish eating the skin off her feet in nine different salons "
that was the nail varnish remover not my feet

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By *uyuksno1Man over a year ago

poole

"Lives in a caravan in b and q carpark

Awaiting the eviction noticegot it,im moving to poundstretcher next week

is a nightwatchman at B&Q "
keeps looking in her cupboard to see ifpabs gone back to work

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

"Lives in a caravan in b and q carpark

Awaiting the eviction noticegot it,im moving to poundstretcher next week

is a nightwatchman at B&Q keeps looking in her cupboard to see ifpabs gone back to work

"
i have him making up a flat pack as we speak

wears long johns even in the summer,saves shaving her legs

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Nicknamed long Jane silver

Her wooden leg is decorated with parrot poo

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By *uyuksno1Man over a year ago

poole

im jo sparrow and its pidgeon poo thank ya very much

smacked the ikea man in the mouth for smiling at him

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Asbo for hitting shop attendants

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By *uyuksno1Man over a year ago

poole

"Asbo for hitting shop attendants"

volunteers saturdays to work with the scouts to pack the shopping for little old ladies at the tills

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

I keep the tips too

Glued all the toilet lids down in wetherspoons

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Bought coconut shampoo today,,.. now thinks he's strange as he hasn't any coconuts..

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

My coconuts have a lovely shine

Glued his fingers to the toilet seat in a copycat crime

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Wears two half coconuts & a hula hula skirt every Tuesday, purely for his own enjoyment

Pretends to be a unicyclist as someone nicked the back wheel off his shiny new bike

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

It's line dancing at the local luau

And give me back my wheel ya fecking thief

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I can't play anymore, cos I upset someone last time (even though it was a lie)

so I'm taking my fibs with me

*stomps off in a huff

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

On the wedding night confessed to being a hooker,..

strange really doesn't look like a rugby forward..

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has rugby shaped balls

Strangely is addicted to Aussie rules as has been noticed Kangaroo bothering

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"On the wedding night confessed to being a hooker,..

strange really doesn't look like a rugby forward.."

I beg to differ!

Have you seen my nose???

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Has rugby shaped balls

Strangely is addicted to Aussie rules as has been noticed Kangaroo bothering "

Iis going to burn that awful hat and do a naked sun dance round it....

Ahhh shit, I thought this was a truth thread!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has more hats than Cilla Black

After two glasses of Campari & soda dances naked in the street

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Claims to have a low threshold for alcohol, this is so he has an excuse to take his clothes off at parties. Now banned from the local cub scouts hut after his escapades last christmas

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

Is so up market he keeps his 120m yacht tied up in Richmond

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wears a kilt so he can get away with being a cross dresser in public

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

thinks east anglia is the centre of the universe - and that all the women on Fab will just fall at his feet wanting his 2" cock

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Thought ford was the capital of east anglia

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

sneeks into the olympic stadium and pretends to be jessica annis

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Mimes into a hairbrush practising to be tanni grey Thompson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holds the current world record for pole volt

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

was due to appear in the synchro swimming - but pulled out when told she had to wear a costume

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By *irtydanMan over a year ago

Blackpool

was in the desert rats

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Scared of mice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is competing for the role of Mr Grey in the up coming movie

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Goes cougar ing on a full moon

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

has a kinky fetish for jaffa cakes and marigold gloves ....lol x

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

What's kinky about that ?

Only ever bathes in her own breast milk

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

only fucks to the 1812 overture .... pmsl x

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

calls her breasts swing low and sweet chariot - cause they are always leading her home

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Makes cappuccinos from his own breast milk, don't ask for sugar

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Makes cappuccinos from his own breast milk, don't ask for sugar"
Has a penchant for miss piggy and paints himself green just for that extra special self loving whilst staring at his miss piggy annual aka 1980

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has done the dirty Fonzie twice !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bought a secondhand dildo this morning

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Believed the seller when they said it wasn't used,

Wonders what the brown stains are

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Had sex in the shower ...

Now his laptop doesn't work..

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

tried to self pleasure himself - but could not find anyone to do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is really from Wales and makes skirts out of his girlfriends wool

Whilst building an artificial cliff so she pushs back harder

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Sells male breast milk to elderly spinsters as an elixir of youth, he's 83 you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dances on Femme's roof making her think she's got rats in the attic

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

You make it sound a bad thing

Refuse to repair the holes in the floor of their car because they are saving the planet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You make it sound a bad thing

Refuse to repair the holes in the floor of their car because they are saving the planet!"

Too right we are ... saves on diesel, getting us fit too, just a bit heavy on the old shoe leather though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dances round naked pretending to be a morris dancer shaking his "bells"

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

"Dances round naked pretending to be a morris dancer shaking his "bells""

You are supposed to lie

Keeps licking my bellends not that us Morris dancers complain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK, so I'll lie ...

Above is an upstanding member of the community

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

wilma likes a bit of bam bam now and again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wilma likes a bit of bam bam now and again"

Of course I do

Above is one of the first prehistoric fossils found in mainland UK

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"wilma likes a bit of bam bam now and again

Of course I do

Above is one of the first prehistoric fossils found in mainland UK"
youre supposed to be lying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was last seen with a stick of Blackpool rock up their arse, leaning on a lampost, playing a banjalele.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

dam the girl in the hen party promised me it was a strap on

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is chicken farmer so nobody attends his parties

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Tickles submissives with chicken feathers, stimulates their nerve endings with chicken claws

Doesn't tell them the chicken is still alive and cooks them a fried egg for breakfast in the morning once it's laid

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

is an ostrich farmer,he harvests their feathers for tickling purposes,and races them in his spare time

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Is a time travelling Dr from the past... Dr whom..

Abducted a dalek and performed sexual experiments on it..

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Still brags about his time as an extra on dr who

Hates admitting he was a slitheen

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

Wanted to be the Master - but ended up playing the Titanic

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Drinks enough whisky too sink a battleship

Stalks Kate Winslett on twitter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

buys pigs trotters in order to disguise his footprints when stalking Femme in her back garden

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Actually has trotters as feet

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By *irtydanMan over a year ago

Blackpool

was once a under wear model

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

stomps on the grapes shes grows and makes her own wine which is 100% proof !

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

The wine makes her whine

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

his favourite hobby is whining - whine hwer - whine there - whine everywhere

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

has a whole collection of disney charectors he keeps in a display cabinet in his bathroom

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only has sex in the bathroom

There's never any bogroll in there though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only has sex in the bathroom

There's never any bogroll in there though "

Phantom bogroll tief... Keeps em hidden in his hat...

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

thought a bidet was for his and her - wondered why it would not flush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was found furtling with hens in fens...by the vicar

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Still can't work out why the bathroom display in mfi wouldn't flush away the cable he had laid

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

All of the above have been telling the truth. For hundreds of threads.

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Ok phones on, you can call me now.

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Sorry meant to pm you

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

thought the sun had come out specially for her today - went to the park and sunbathed nude

was arrested for lewd behaviour

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Has gender recognition trouble

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

only answers his phone if he thinks t is a sex partner

has given up talking

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Ex directory, even by haven't got his number

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By *xscot OP Man over a year ago

Kingston

would never ever meet a partner from Fab - scared of being found out

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Only meets in dark places

Makes the phantom of the opera look like Leonardo di caprio

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Failed as a stunt double for Quasimodo

His hump was too big

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Failed as quasimodos stunt double, he's a dromedary

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Is leonardo d caprio in shades

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Flat chested nympho from Chester seeks runic with breast pump

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is not flat chested

His best friend is his penis pump

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i detect another bromance on this thread

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Jealous lesbian man hater with delusions of adequacy seeks apprentice submissive types with views to shAring a cattle prod

Must have on jump leads and Vaseline

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Jealous lesbian man hater with delusions of adequacy seeks apprentice submissive types with views to shAring a cattle prod

Must have on jump leads and Vaseline "
like i said above its now confirmed ...fankoooooo

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Lurks in the woods with a cam corder

Once arrested for wearing Doc Martins

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Lurks in the woods with a cam corder

Once arrested for wearing Doc Martins"
spaypaint custom Doc Martens..il av you know........

Loves to have his knob wanked with rough sandpaper then cum into a cheesegrater

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By *acktilMan over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Really does sleep upside down, seen the pictures.

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Lost his job as a store dummy when c&a went bust

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By *acktilMan over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"Lost his job as a store dummy when c&a went bust"

is Sarcastic!

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