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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
Wiltshire and London |
"Like most Mexican food, I can take them or leave them. 
Is it wrong that I laughed out loud.... ?
Such a stupid joke........ but funnneeee"
 It was almost the first thing that came to mind. In my book, the best humour is either very silly or veey clever. I don't usually do the latter. |
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"Crunchy on the outside, soft in the middle 
Yeah like a scabbed over boil ......
Jeeezus woman! You are a wrong 'un  "
I vommed as I wrote that ....... so unlike me but you know..... Im on a voyage of discovery today |
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"Bugger 
No mostly just feed them and pat them and love them and squeeze them ........
Sod the armadillos I was about to post the same thread."
You answered that before I even asked.
Are you Svengali ? Or some other football manager ? |
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"Bugger
No mostly just feed them and pat them and love them and squeeze them ........
Sod the armadillos I was about to post the same thread.
You answered that before I even asked.
Are you Svengali ? Or some other football manager ?"
Psychic link. |
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"I've got a meet of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're sold life but I know better :tapsnose:"
Good lord! What is this nonsense?
I've got a *nest* of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're *woodlice* but I know better. |
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"I've got a meet of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're sold life but I know better :tapsnose:
Good lord! What is this nonsense?
I've got a *nest* of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're *woodlice* but I know better. "
I was wondering? I thought you were talking about the meat and you knew they weren't sold live. |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
Wiltshire and London |
"I've got a meet of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're sold life but I know better :tapsnose:
Good lord! What is this nonsense?
I've got a *nest* of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're *woodlice* but I know better. "
Aha! I took your original at face value  |
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"Show Me The Way To...... Ah, sorry, wrong thread 
Make up a song about an Armadillo and you can stay"
Don't know any songs, but I can make up a limerick....
There once was a lady Armadillo
Who went to lie on her pillow.
Her friend heard her scream
thought she was having a bad dream,
But she was actually playing with her dildo |
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"Show Me The Way To...... Ah, sorry, wrong thread
Make up a song about an Armadillo and you can stay
Don't know any songs, but I can make up a limerick....
There once was a lady Armadillo
Who went to lie on her pillow.
Her friend heard her scream
thought she was having a bad dream,
But she was actually playing with her dildo "
You can stay ...... |
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"I've got a meet of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're sold life but I know better :tapsnose:
Good lord! What is this nonsense?
I've got a *nest* of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're *woodlice* but I know better. "
I’m glad you cleared that up I was just about to phone the RSPCA |
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"I've got a meet of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're sold life but I know better :tapsnose:
Good lord! What is this nonsense?
I've got a *nest* of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're *woodlice* but I know better. "
I thought I'd discovered the new location for Wuhan market.  |
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