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Shifting ones arse..........
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over a year ago
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" C.B.A. today ........
had a run - think i'll read n watch films.
Is that lazy ?
Will the shed clear itself ?"
I’ve put some washing on and some in the tumble and that’s all I can be arsed with this morning! If the shed isn’t urgent enjoy your film! |
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over a year ago
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3am every morning when the alarm goes off I think shall I dial a day. But then I think mortgages won't pay themselves and drag myself off to the bathroom mumbling to myself. |
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It’s perfectly natural behaviour Granny.
The Good Lord designed women with bigger arses than men, he did this because he knew how much time they would spend sitting on them and wanted to ensure they’d be comfortable.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s perfectly natural behaviour Granny.
The Good Lord designed women with bigger arses than men, he did this because he knew how much time they would spend sitting on them and wanted to ensure they’d be comfortable. "
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"3am every morning when the alarm goes off I think shall I dial a day. But then I think mortgages won't pay themselves and drag myself off to the bathroom mumbling to myself. "
Are you a paperboy ? |
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"It’s perfectly natural behaviour Granny.
The Good Lord designed women with bigger arses than men, he did this because he knew how much time they would spend sitting on them and wanted to ensure they’d be comfortable. "
If God wanted women to be comfortable she wouldn't have made skinny arsed men that leave the lion's share of work to women.  |
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"It’s perfectly natural behaviour Granny.
The Good Lord designed women with bigger arses than men, he did this because he knew how much time they would spend sitting on them and wanted to ensure they’d be comfortable.
If God wanted women to be comfortable she wouldn't have made skinny arsed men that leave the lion's share of work to women. "
My God sounds a lot more accommodating than yours.......... but then he is a man so that’s understandable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not lazy. Everyone needs down days. You don't always have to be doing 'useful' stuff.
But the shed still won't clear itself.
I'm useful in and of myself it's true"
Repeat after me 'I am useful, I am the usefulness, there is nothing more useful than me ... ' |
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Sheds are always just full of the junk that should be thrown away but instead gets exiled to the bottom of the garden. My advice would be to wait until November then have a bonfire of contents, shed and all. Xx |
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"Sheds are always just full of the junk that should be thrown away but instead gets exiled to the bottom of the garden. My advice would be to wait until November then have a bonfire of contents, shed and all. Xx"
 I should do that with my shed!  |
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"Sheds are always just full of the junk that should be thrown away but instead gets exiled to the bottom of the garden. My advice would be to wait until November then have a bonfire of contents, shed and all. Xx"
Don't give me good ideas. |
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"A serious case of can't be arsedness has just overwhelmed me - I blame you Granny
Shed abandonment is pretty catching doncha think ?"
Jaysus you must be bored. I have rarely known you return to a thread for so long |
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"A serious case of can't be arsedness has just overwhelmed me - I blame you Granny
Shed abandonment is pretty catching doncha think ?
Jaysus you must be bored. I have rarely known you return to a thread for so long "
Sigh ....... I'm not bored..... I just CBA today ........ I CBA and I DFC! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.
Thanks Mum x
You're welcome sweetie x
You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum"
Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta. |
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"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.
Thanks Mum x
You're welcome sweetie x
You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum
Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta."
No sugar no milk in mine ...... thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.
Thanks Mum x
You're welcome sweetie x
You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum
Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta.
Biscuits, or cake?"
Got any plain digestives? |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.
Thanks Mum x
You're welcome sweetie x
You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum
Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta.
Biscuits, or cake?
Got any plain digestives?"
I'll borrow some from Fiddlesticks. |
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"You could always see if there’s someone local from here who wouldn’t mind clearing a shed.
Also the off chance of some fun!!!"
I am not a shedman fucker
Nor a shedman fuckers son
I would never fuck a shedman
Till the shedman fucking comes
I suppose i'd fuck a shed clearing chippendale but would he do a good job at either..... |
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"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.
Thanks Mum x
You're welcome sweetie x
You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum
Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta.
Biscuits, or cake?
Got any plain digestives?"
Oh I like those. I never buy biscuits...... cos they are so moreish ....... I can't resist moreish things..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.
Thanks Mum x
You're welcome sweetie x
You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum
Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta.
Biscuits, or cake?
Got any plain digestives?
Oh I like those. I never buy biscuits...... cos they are so moreish ....... I can't resist moreish things..... "
Like heroin? I know the feeling |
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"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.
Thanks Mum x
You're welcome sweetie x
You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum
Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta.
Biscuits, or cake?
Got any plain digestives?
Oh I like those. I never buy biscuits...... cos they are so moreish ....... I can't resist moreish things.....
Like heroin? I know the feeling"
Something similar........ white sugar substance of the devil..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.
Thanks Mum x
You're welcome sweetie x
You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum
Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta.
Biscuits, or cake?
Got any plain digestives?
Oh I like those. I never buy biscuits...... cos they are so moreish ....... I can't resist moreish things.....
Like heroin? I know the feeling
Something similar........ white sugar substance of the devil..... "
A bag of sugar lasts years in my cupboard. It's only there for guests and the occasional cocktail. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could always see if there’s someone local from here who wouldn’t mind clearing a shed.
Also the off chance of some fun!!!
Sex on the brain, you men  "
Well where’s the fun in not having sex on the brain? |
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