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Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Jim and Ash are washing their hair tonight, so it's Cover Teacher Kinky on nocturnal duty 
What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls  and pervy night flamingos . Talk about anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyface |
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"Hello! Do I get a quill? "
Hello Meli and congratulations on your FirstFace! Coffee vouchers have been suspended for tonight, and I can confirm your prize is some lovely handmade paper to go with your quill.
*Casually recycles the receipt* |
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"Wowzers. A new thread mistress. 
Mistress Kinky has a ring to it Good evening Sprockett and thanks for joining us!
It's a shame I'm the submissive sort, well, I am in bedroom terms at least  "
Evening Mrs KC
I think the thread might need a firm hand  |
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over a year ago
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"Ooooo hello xxx
*offers apple
.... but apple has a bite in it because I STILL can’t stop singing the goblin song to myself  "
Omg where did that horn face pop up from |
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"Ooooo hello xxx
*offers apple
.... but apple has a bite in it because I STILL can’t stop singing the goblin song to myself "
*Takes a massive bite in a most unladylike manner*
Good nocturnal evening, Temptation! How many evenings have you been singing the goblin song now? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Hello! Do I get a quill?
Hello Meli and congratulations on your FirstFace! Coffee vouchers have been suspended for tonight, and I can confirm your prize is some lovely handmade paper to go with your quill.
*Casually recycles the receipt*"
Oh I'm so happy! Firstfacing on your thread is always worth the super quick button bashing to firstface.
I hope you're both well Op! x |
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"Wowzers. A new thread mistress.
Mistress Kinky has a ring to it Good evening Sprockett and thanks for joining us!
It's a shame I'm the submissive sort, well, I am in bedroom terms at least
Evening Mrs KC
I think the thread might need a firm hand "
I don't know if I can promise firm, but here's a song for you: https://g.co/kgs/Ej4M8g |
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"Ooooo hello xxx
*offers apple
.... but apple has a bite in it because I STILL can’t stop singing the goblin song to myself
*Takes a massive bite in a most unladylike manner*
Good nocturnal evening, Temptation! How many evenings have you been singing the goblin song now? "
Seeeeeee the little goblin, see his little feet ... omg every night  |
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"Hello KC!!!
What a lovely surprise to see you.
How goes it? X"
Red! It's excellent to read you too
It's been a stressful week so far, but nothing we can't handle, or overcome
How's the Wirralian world? |
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"Hello! Do I get a quill?
Hello Meli and congratulations on your FirstFace! Coffee vouchers have been suspended for tonight, and I can confirm your prize is some lovely handmade paper to go with your quill.
*Casually recycles the receipt*
Oh I'm so happy! Firstfacing on your thread is always worth the super quick button bashing to firstface.
I hope you're both well Op! x"
Keep your button bashing to yourself, Meli! |
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"Hello KC!!!
What a lovely surprise to see you.
How goes it? X
Red! It's excellent to read you too
It's been a stressful week so far, but nothing we can't handle, or overcome
How's the Wirralian world?"
Excellent. You can more than handle it - you're fucking superwoman!!
I am stressed with car & MOT malarkey, but on the plus side, my kitchen is finally getting sorted!! X |
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"Hello! Do I get a quill?
Hello Meli and congratulations on your FirstFace! Coffee vouchers have been suspended for tonight, and I can confirm your prize is some lovely handmade paper to go with your quill.
*Casually recycles the receipt*
Oh I'm so happy! Firstfacing on your thread is always worth the super quick button bashing to firstface.
I hope you're both well Op! x"
Although not the most straightforward of weeks, we're pootling along all the same, thank you. I do hope you enjoy your lovely paper and quill |
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"Ooooo hello xxx
*offers apple
.... but apple has a bite in it because I STILL can’t stop singing the goblin song to myself
*Takes a massive bite in a most unladylike manner*
Good nocturnal evening, Temptation! How many evenings have you been singing the goblin song now?
Seeeeeee the little goblin, see his little feet ... omg every night "
Did you see his little nosey-wose?  |
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"Wowzers. A new thread mistress.
Mistress Kinky has a ring to it Good evening Sprockett and thanks for joining us!
It's a shame I'm the submissive sort, well, I am in bedroom terms at least
Evening Mrs KC
I think the thread might need a firm hand
I don't know if I can promise firm, but here's a song for you: https://g.co/kgs/Ej4M8g"
Slow hand, Pointer Sisters, on a bearskin rug no less.
Ty Mistress. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Firstfacing on your thread is always worth the super quick button bashing to firstface.
I hope you're both well Op! x
Keep your button bashing to yourself, Meli! "
Pfft, everyone wants some of my button bashing Red, you can't deny that. |
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening KC and the moonlight band. How are you both this evening?
I went to a pretty rough comprehensive school and the way we treated supply teachers was abhorrent, I hope you get better treatment this evening |
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"Hello KC!!!
What a lovely surprise to see you.
How goes it? X
Red! It's excellent to read you too
It's been a stressful week so far, but nothing we can't handle, or overcome
How's the Wirralian world?
Excellent. You can more than handle it - you're fucking superwoman!!
I am stressed with car & MOT malarkey, but on the plus side, my kitchen is finally getting sorted!! X"
I seem to have got my cape all tangled in my wheelchair 
My car needed a whole new brake assembly (seized caliper) plus tyres so it costs me a few quid, but it's not cost me much in the past couple of years. Can't complain. Hope your car is fixed soon! |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening KC and the moonlight band. How are you both this evening?
I went to a pretty rough comprehensive school and the way we treated supply teachers was abhorrent, I hope you get better treatment this evening "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening our saucy amigos, The Curiouseseseseses! We're moderate to middling; gusting in Forties thank you. How's Worcester life?
I do enjoy a bit of rough, it must be said |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening KC and the moonlight band. How are you both this evening?
I went to a pretty rough comprehensive school and the way we treated supply teachers was abhorrent, I hope you get better treatment this evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening our saucy amigos, The Curiouseseseseses! We're moderate to middling; gusting in Forties thank you. How's Worcester life?
I do enjoy a bit of rough, it must be said "
We had read somewhere that you liked it rough
Worcester life is good thanks, it was pickled onion day at the sauce factory so the washing that was on the line has a hint of allium and acetic acid to the aroma. How’s things up norf? |
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"Firstfacing on your thread is always worth the super quick button bashing to firstface.
I hope you're both well Op! x
Keep your button bashing to yourself, Meli!
Pfft, everyone wants some of my button bashing Red, you can't deny that. "
Ooh, Meli! Are you trying to convert me to the Saphic side? |
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"Hello KC!!!
What a lovely surprise to see you.
How goes it? X
Red! It's excellent to read you too
It's been a stressful week so far, but nothing we can't handle, or overcome
How's the Wirralian world?
Excellent. You can more than handle it - you're fucking superwoman!!
I am stressed with car & MOT malarkey, but on the plus side, my kitchen is finally getting sorted!! X
I seem to have got my cape all tangled in my wheelchair
My car needed a whole new brake assembly (seized caliper) plus tyres so it costs me a few quid, but it's not cost me much in the past couple of years. Can't complain. Hope your car is fixed soon!"
Ouch! Cats, eh?  |
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"Hello KC!!!
What a lovely surprise to see you.
How goes it? X
Red! It's excellent to read you too
It's been a stressful week so far, but nothing we can't handle, or overcome
How's the Wirralian world?
Excellent. You can more than handle it - you're fucking superwoman!!
I am stressed with car & MOT malarkey, but on the plus side, my kitchen is finally getting sorted!! X
I seem to have got my cape all tangled in my wheelchair
My car needed a whole new brake assembly (seized caliper) plus tyres so it costs me a few quid, but it's not cost me much in the past couple of years. Can't complain. Hope your car is fixed soon!
Ouch! Cats, eh? "
*cars! X |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening KC and the moonlight band. How are you both this evening?
I went to a pretty rough comprehensive school and the way we treated supply teachers was abhorrent, I hope you get better treatment this evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening our saucy amigos, The Curiouseseseseses! We're moderate to middling; gusting in Forties thank you. How's Worcester life?
I do enjoy a bit of rough, it must be said
We had read somewhere that you liked it rough
Worcester life is good thanks, it was pickled onion day at the sauce factory so the washing that was on the line has a hint of allium and acetic acid to the aroma. How’s things up norf?"
I am partial to the rougher things in life, Mr KC does it so well
I've heard vinegar is excellent for the constitution and so your vinegar-infused keks will breathe new life into your genitalia. It's very healthy
It's grim up north, as usual. We live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor is missing, and we get all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening KC and the moonlight band. How are you both this evening?
I went to a pretty rough comprehensive school and the way we treated supply teachers was abhorrent, I hope you get better treatment this evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening our saucy amigos, The Curiouseseseseses! We're moderate to middling; gusting in Forties thank you. How's Worcester life?
I do enjoy a bit of rough, it must be said
We had read somewhere that you liked it rough
Worcester life is good thanks, it was pickled onion day at the sauce factory so the washing that was on the line has a hint of allium and acetic acid to the aroma. How’s things up norf?
I am partial to the rougher things in life, Mr KC does it so well
I've heard vinegar is excellent for the constitution and so your vinegar-infused keks will breathe new life into your genitalia. It's very healthy
It's grim up north, as usual. We live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor is missing, and we get all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling "
I am looking forward to donning my vinegar-infused keks tomorrow
How’s the rabbiting been? Have the beddlingtons been earning their keep? Is all well at the mill? |
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Worcester life is good thanks, it was pickled onion day at the sauce factory so the washing that was on the line has a hint of allium and acetic acid to the aroma. How’s things up norf?
I am partial to the rougher things in life, Mr KC does it so well
I've heard vinegar is excellent for the constitution and so your vinegar-infused keks will breathe new life into your genitalia. It's very healthy
It's grim up north, as usual. We live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor is missing, and we get all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling
I am looking forward to donning my vinegar-infused keks tomorrow
How’s the rabbiting been? Have the beddlingtons been earning their keep? Is all well at the mill? "
Short day at t'mill tomorrow. Only 27hrs instead of 29. But can you believe it? Our parrot died. It ceased to be |
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"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief
We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*
Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?! "
Head? Like blowjob?
... Good lord celibacy does not suit me  |
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"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief
We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*
Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!
Head? Like blowjob?
... Good lord celibacy does not suit me "
Do you require an English translation?! |
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"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief
We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*
Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!
Head? Like blowjob?
... Good lord celibacy does not suit me
Do you require an English translation?! "
Some people say I don't speak English |
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"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief
We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*
Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!
Head? Like blowjob?
... Good lord celibacy does not suit me
Do you require an English translation?!
Some people say I don't speak English "
If you want to give head, at least go behind the bike sheds like every self-respecting nocturnaler |
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By *wentMan
over a year ago
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"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief
We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*
Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!
Head? Like blowjob?
... Good lord celibacy does not suit me
Do you require an English translation?!
Some people say I don't speak English "
double Dutch easier. |
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"Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Jim and Ash are washing their hair tonight, so it's Cover Teacher Kinky on nocturnal duty
What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyface"
So this is where all the cool people hide !
I’ve heard whispers alright but never dropped in to say hello ! As I’m the definition of shy so hello all !
Boring but it’s a start right just dipping my feet  |
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"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief
We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*
Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!
Head? Like blowjob?
... Good lord celibacy does not suit me
Do you require an English translation?!
Some people say I don't speak English
If you want to give head, at least go behind the bike sheds like every self-respecting nocturnaler "
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"Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Jim and Ash are washing their hair tonight, so it's Cover Teacher Kinky on nocturnal duty
What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyface
So this is where all the cool people hide !
I’ve heard whispers alright but never dropped in to say hello ! As I’m the definition of shy so hello all !
Boring but it’s a start right just dipping my feet "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Tallaght, welcome to the late late nocturnal©™ thread!
We're all super cool here, for sure *drowns out the heckling from the sidelines*
The thread is here most nights, usually with the upstanding Erect Jim or the smoking Hot Ash at the helm, but perhaps ill-advisedly, they've left us in charge tonight |
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"Evening all, relative newbie here.
I’ve just been out for a curry, in a restaurant, with other people around. It was surreal at first, but bloody great. Food was excellent too. "
Hello Mr Relative Newbie Mojo
Did you enjoy this thing you call "restaurant"? I'm not familiar with these "people" of which you speak |
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"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief
We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*
Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!
Head? Like blowjob?
... Good lord celibacy does not suit me
Do you require an English translation?!
Some people say I don't speak English double Dutch easier. "
Dutch translation is available upon request |
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"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief
We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*
Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!
Head? Like blowjob?
... Good lord celibacy does not suit me
Do you require an English translation?!
Some people say I don't speak English
If you want to give head, at least go behind the bike sheds like every self-respecting nocturnaler
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"Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Jim and Ash are washing their hair tonight, so it's Cover Teacher Kinky on nocturnal duty
What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyface
So this is where all the cool people hide !
I’ve heard whispers alright but never dropped in to say hello ! As I’m the definition of shy so hello all !
Boring but it’s a start right just dipping my feet
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Tallaght, welcome to the late late nocturnal©™ thread!
We're all super cool here, for sure *drowns out the heckling from the sidelines*
The thread is here most nights, usually with the upstanding Erect Jim or the smoking Hot Ash at the helm, but perhaps ill-advisedly, they've left us in charge tonight "
I’ve been watching from the side lines I got a ban 3 nights ago something about slagging goats ! ( I think ) who knows I was a tad balls to the walls that night !
My bad ! Before people start jumping on my Ive nothing against goats Gordon’s gin make you say some silly shit !
so they where probably correct !
But I got tight with a cool women and she told me about you guys and yeah she wasn’t wrong !
And she’s fucking bonkers !
I see she’s in good company here that’s for sure !
Definitely Makes a nice change
I haven’t read one person moaning or trying to be slick throwing in sly one liners out cause obviously there hilarious !
I’ll play the new fish role see if I can cut it !? So no pressure !
Oh your melding the helm like a pro they would bevproud !
I’m new here but I’ve been reading the madness over the last 3 days  |
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So this is where all the cool people hide !
I’ve heard whispers alright but never dropped in to say hello ! As I’m the definition of shy so hello all !
Boring but it’s a start right just dipping my feet
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Tallaght, welcome to the late late nocturnal©™ thread!
We're all super cool here, for sure *drowns out the heckling from the sidelines*
The thread is here most nights, usually with the upstanding Erect Jim or the smoking Hot Ash at the helm, but perhaps ill-advisedly, they've left us in charge tonight I’ve been watching from the side lines I got a ban 3 nights ago something about slagging goats ! ( I think ) who knows I was a tad balls to the walls that night !
My bad ! Before people start jumping on my Ive nothing against goats Gordon’s gin make you say some silly shit !
so they where probably correct !
But I got tight with a cool women and she told me about you guys and yeah she wasn’t wrong !
And she’s fucking bonkers !
I see she’s in good company here that’s for sure !
Definitely Makes a nice change
I haven’t read one person moaning or trying to be slick throwing in sly one liners out cause obviously there hilarious !
I’ll play the new fish role see if I can cut it !? So no pressure !
Oh your melding the helm like a pro they would bevproud !
I’m new here but I’ve been reading the madness over the last 3 days "
Golly, that Gordon fella has a lot to answer for, eh?! We do animals on this thread, but animal facts. And seeing as it's the midnight hour, it's about the right time. Do you know any animal facts, Tallaght?  
The nocturnal thread is a benign and peaceful place, where we chat nonsense and gently rib each other. Vinegar soaked underwear and other shenanigans are optional
We've learned from the best, we do our utmost to uphold the sacred nocturnal©™ thread in the absence of the experts |
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"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief
We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*
Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!
Head? Like blowjob?
... Good lord celibacy does not suit me
Do you require an English translation?!
Some people say I don't speak English
If you want to give head, at least go behind the bike sheds like every self-respecting nocturnaler
Dirty girl! "
Moi? |
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"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief
We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*
Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!
Head? Like blowjob?
... Good lord celibacy does not suit me
Do you require an English translation?!
Some people say I don't speak English
If you want to give head, at least go behind the bike sheds like every self-respecting nocturnaler
Dirty girl!
Moi? "
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! You're here! I see you've dried your hair now
How's Salopian life, Jim? "
It's alright, I'd prefer it if it was a little bit warmer. How are you? |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! You're here! I see you've dried your hair now
How's Salopian life, Jim?
It's alright, I'd prefer it if it was a little bit warmer. How are you?"
It's been one hell of a week. I'll WhatsApp you because it's too much to type here! But we're okay, bobbing along.
It's been quite nice here today but cold at night. The trees still aren't in full leaf, which is weird for mid May, don't you think? |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! You're here! I see you've dried your hair now
How's Salopian life, Jim?
It's alright, I'd prefer it if it was a little bit warmer. How are you?
It's been one hell of a week. I'll WhatsApp you because it's too much to type here! But we're okay, bobbing along.
It's been quite nice here today but cold at night. The trees still aren't in full leaf, which is weird for mid May, don't you think?"
Weird. |
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So this is where all the cool people hide !
I’ve heard whispers alright but never dropped in to say hello ! As I’m the definition of shy so hello all !
Boring but it’s a start right just dipping my feet
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Tallaght, welcome to the late late nocturnal©™ thread!
We're all super cool here, for sure *drowns out the heckling from the sidelines*
The thread is here most nights, usually with the upstanding Erect Jim or the smoking Hot Ash at the helm, but perhaps ill-advisedly, they've left us in charge tonight I’ve been watching from the side lines I got a ban 3 nights ago something about slagging goats ! ( I think ) who knows I was a tad balls to the walls that night !
My bad ! Before people start jumping on my Ive nothing against goats Gordon’s gin make you say some silly shit !
so they where probably correct !
But I got tight with a cool women and she told me about you guys and yeah she wasn’t wrong !
And she’s fucking bonkers !
I see she’s in good company here that’s for sure !
Definitely Makes a nice change
I haven’t read one person moaning or trying to be slick throwing in sly one liners out cause obviously there hilarious !
I’ll play the new fish role see if I can cut it !? So no pressure !
Oh your melding the helm like a pro they would bevproud !
I’m new here but I’ve been reading the madness over the last 3 days
Golly, that Gordon fella has a lot to answer for, eh?! We do animals on this thread, but animal facts. And seeing as it's the midnight hour, it's about the right time. Do you know any animal facts, Tallaght?
The nocturnal thread is a benign and peaceful place, where we chat nonsense and gently rib each other. Vinegar soaked underwear and other shenanigans are optional
We've learned from the best, we do our utmost to uphold the sacred nocturnal©™ thread in the absence of the experts "
I can’t in good faith take the good name of gorgons pink gin in vain !
You drink two bottles and watch a documentary on goats shit is eventually going to hit the fan ! My bad !
You know how long I’ve been wanting to talk about vinegar soaked boxers ? Never !
But it sounds absolutely hilarious
that gave me a laugh !
Yeah I’m definitely gathering your a rambunctious sort and who doesn’t like shenanigans right ?
Yeah lots but there not on this thread ? Strange animal facts ? Ok you got me here let me think ????? Oh yeah If you take a turtle by the tail hold it upside down for roughly 15 seconds it will shit ?every time
Steve Ervin doesn’t lie !
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" I can’t in good faith take the good name of gorgons pink gin in vain !
You drink two bottles and watch a documentary on goats shit is eventually going to hit the fan ! My bad !
You know how long I’ve been wanting to talk about vinegar soaked boxers ? Never !
But it sounds absolutely hilarious
that gave me a laugh !
Yeah I’m definitely gathering your a rambunctious sort and who doesn’t like shenanigans right ?
Yeah lots but there not on this thread ? Strange animal facts ? Ok you got me here let me think ????? Oh yeah If you take a turtle by the tail hold it upside down for roughly 15 seconds it will shit ?every time
Steve Ervin doesn’t lie !
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I note the feedback about the animal facts and will rectify that ASAP. I did become a little distracted by a lovely penis-related video, but that's all done and dusted now
People who know me would describe me as shy, retiring, mild-mannered and definitely a gentle soul. I wouldn't say boo to a goose (or gander, because we're inclusive here).
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" I can’t in good faith take the good name of gorgons pink gin in vain !
You drink two bottles and watch a documentary on goats shit is eventually going to hit the fan ! My bad !
You know how long I’ve been wanting to talk about vinegar soaked boxers ? Never !
But it sounds absolutely hilarious
that gave me a laugh !
Yeah I’m definitely gathering your a rambunctious sort and who doesn’t like shenanigans right ?
Yeah lots but there not on this thread ? Strange animal facts ? Ok you got me here let me think ????? Oh yeah If you take a turtle by the tail hold it upside down for roughly 15 seconds it will shit ?every time
Steve Ervin doesn’t lie !
I note the feedback about the animal facts and will rectify that ASAP. I did become a little distracted by a lovely penis-related video, but that's all done and dusted now
People who know me would describe me as shy, retiring, mild-mannered and definitely a gentle soul. I wouldn't say boo to a goose (or gander, because we're inclusive here).
I shan't seek to scientifically validate your turtle fact, for health and safety reasons, but excellent contribution, thank you "
Oh that was complete bull shit that’s not true I just made that up !
I’m like that new kid in class that feels he has to lie about turtle shit to impress his friends ye know the ones !
Hang on what ? Who you describing here ?
Shy?
Mild mannered?
I can’t prove this I wasn’t there but I’ve heard d*unk once at a barn dance you supposedly provoked a goose ! ?
You seem like a gentle soul tho ? That god forbid someone got on the bad side of !!!
In this short time I’ve made up my own opinion but who cares I’m still the new fish
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" I can’t in good faith take the good name of gorgons pink gin in vain !
You drink two bottles and watch a documentary on goats shit is eventually going to hit the fan ! My bad !
You know how long I’ve been wanting to talk about vinegar soaked boxers ? Never !
But it sounds absolutely hilarious
that gave me a laugh !
Yeah I’m definitely gathering your a rambunctious sort and who doesn’t like shenanigans right ?
Yeah lots but there not on this thread ? Strange animal facts ? Ok you got me here let me think ????? Oh yeah If you take a turtle by the tail hold it upside down for roughly 15 seconds it will shit ?every time
Steve Ervin doesn’t lie !
I note the feedback about the animal facts and will rectify that ASAP. I did become a little distracted by a lovely penis-related video, but that's all done and dusted now
People who know me would describe me as shy, retiring, mild-mannered and definitely a gentle soul. I wouldn't say boo to a goose (or gander, because we're inclusive here).
I shan't seek to scientifically validate your turtle fact, for health and safety reasons, but excellent contribution, thank you
Oh that was complete bull shit that’s not true I just made that up !
I’m like that new kid in class that feels he has to lie about turtle shit to impress his friends ye know the ones !
Hang on what ? Who you describing here ?
Shy?
Mild mannered?
I can’t prove this I wasn’t there but I’ve heard d*unk once at a barn dance you supposedly provoked a goose ! ?
You seem like a gentle soul tho ? That god forbid someone got on the bad side of !!!
In this short time I’ve made up my own opinion but who cares I’m still the new fish
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Hey hey! Tallaght!!
Are you behaving? No gin tonight, I hope? X |
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"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.
Mooooooooon! How the hell are ya, fella? X"
Hello gorgeous! I'm exhausted, started running a pub as of this week. Exciting and daunting and also stuff I love, so a good exhausted. |
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"Hello!!! Jimerooski!!
Just woke up on the sofa.
Can't believe I've missed me good mate, Tallaght!
And I've slept through the Witching hour.
Crazy times "
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"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grey Cat. Happy Thursday. Smileyface"
Smileyface indeed. Hope you're well buddy. |
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"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.
Mooooooooon! How the hell are ya, fella? X
Hello gorgeous! I'm exhausted, started running a pub as of this week. Exciting and daunting and also stuff I love, so a good exhausted. "
That is exciting and daunting. |
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"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grey Cat. Happy Thursday. Smileyface
Smileyface indeed. Hope you're well buddy."
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"Hello!!! Jimerooski!!
Just woke up on the sofa.
Can't believe I've missed me good mate, Tallaght!
And I've slept through the Witching hour.
Crazy times
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You've got a couple of hours until the witching hour. "
Don't you be turning up late & giving me any of your sass, sonny Jim! |
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"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grey Cat. Happy Thursday. Smileyface
Smileyface indeed. Hope you're well buddy.
I'm weller than Paul Weller."
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Mooooooooon! How the hell are ya, fella? X
Hello gorgeous! I'm exhausted, started running a pub as of this week. Exciting and daunting and also stuff I love, so a good exhausted. "
Wow! Sounds amazing. Got your work cut out for you, though, I'll wager.
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"Hello!!! Jimerooski!!
Just woke up on the sofa.
Can't believe I've missed me good mate, Tallaght!
And I've slept through the Witching hour.
Crazy times
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You've got a couple of hours until the witching hour.
Don't you be turning up late & giving me any of your sass, sonny Jim! "
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"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.
Mooooooooon! How the hell are ya, fella? X
Hello gorgeous! I'm exhausted, started running a pub as of this week. Exciting and daunting and also stuff I love, so a good exhausted.
Wow! Sounds amazing. Got your work cut out for you, though, I'll wager.
Mines a large diet pepsi & a packet of scampi fries. Cheers xx"
Note to self: get scampi fries in. |
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"Hello!!! Jimerooski!!
Just woke up on the sofa.
Can't believe I've missed me good mate, Tallaght!
And I've slept through the Witching hour.
Crazy times
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You've got a couple of hours until the witching hour.
Don't you be turning up late & giving me any of your sass, sonny Jim!
I'm shaking my sass."
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"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.
Mooooooooon! How the hell are ya, fella? X
Hello gorgeous! I'm exhausted, started running a pub as of this week. Exciting and daunting and also stuff I love, so a good exhausted.
Wow! Sounds amazing. Got your work cut out for you, though, I'll wager.
Mines a large diet pepsi & a packet of scampi fries. Cheers xx
Note to self: get scampi fries in."
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"Hello!!! Jimerooski!!
Just woke up on the sofa.
Can't believe I've missed me good mate, Tallaght!
And I've slept through the Witching hour.
Crazy times
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You've got a couple of hours until the witching hour.
Don't you be turning up late & giving me any of your sass, sonny Jim!
I'm shaking my sass.
I see you baby..."
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"Hello!!! Jimerooski!!
Just woke up on the sofa.
Can't believe I've missed me good mate, Tallaght!
And I've slept through the Witching hour.
Crazy times
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You've got a couple of hours until the witching hour.
Don't you be turning up late & giving me any of your sass, sonny Jim!
I'm shaking my sass."
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" I can’t in good faith take the good name of gorgons pink gin in vain !
You drink two bottles and watch a documentary on goats shit is eventually going to hit the fan ! My bad !
You know how long I’ve been wanting to talk about vinegar soaked boxers ? Never !
But it sounds absolutely hilarious
that gave me a laugh !
Yeah I’m definitely gathering your a rambunctious sort and who doesn’t like shenanigans right ?
Yeah lots but there not on this thread ? Strange animal facts ? Ok you got me here let me think ????? Oh yeah If you take a turtle by the tail hold it upside down for roughly 15 seconds it will shit ?every time
Steve Ervin doesn’t lie !
I note the feedback about the animal facts and will rectify that ASAP. I did become a little distracted by a lovely penis-related video, but that's all done and dusted now
People who know me would describe me as shy, retiring, mild-mannered and definitely a gentle soul. I wouldn't say boo to a goose (or gander, because we're inclusive here).
I shan't seek to scientifically validate your turtle fact, for health and safety reasons, but excellent contribution, thank you
Oh that was complete bull shit that’s not true I just made that up !
I’m like that new kid in class that feels he has to lie about turtle shit to impress his friends ye know the ones !
Hang on what ? Who you describing here ?
Shy?
Mild mannered?
I can’t prove this I wasn’t there but I’ve heard d*unk once at a barn dance you supposedly provoked a goose ! ?
You seem like a gentle soul tho ? That god forbid someone got on the bad side of !!!
In this short time I’ve made up my own opinion but who cares I’m still the new fish
Hey hey! Tallaght!!
Are you behaving? No gin tonight, I hope? X"
Read up I didn’t wanna mention you by name that you put me on to this site !
But yeah just talking the usual ! Vinegar pants was a topic but I’ve been saying that months no and nobody would listen it’s basically no fucks givin and rock on !
But Apparently I’ve a 2 week trial period cause I’m Irish ? Which was strange cause literally only came in to effect when I mentioned I’m Irish how are you flower you good ? Glad I’m back anyway |
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"Well, boys it's been a pleasure but I've got to be up early for the builders, so I shall leave you to amuse each other.
Three becomes two.
Night night xx"
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" I can’t in good faith take the good name of gorgons pink gin in vain !
You drink two bottles and watch a documentary on goats shit is eventually going to hit the fan ! My bad !
You know how long I’ve been wanting to talk about vinegar soaked boxers ? Never !
But it sounds absolutely hilarious
that gave me a laugh !
Yeah I’m definitely gathering your a rambunctious sort and who doesn’t like shenanigans right ?
Yeah lots but there not on this thread ? Strange animal facts ? Ok you got me here let me think ????? Oh yeah If you take a turtle by the tail hold it upside down for roughly 15 seconds it will shit ?every time
Steve Ervin doesn’t lie !
I note the feedback about the animal facts and will rectify that ASAP. I did become a little distracted by a lovely penis-related video, but that's all done and dusted now
People who know me would describe me as shy, retiring, mild-mannered and definitely a gentle soul. I wouldn't say boo to a goose (or gander, because we're inclusive here).
I shan't seek to scientifically validate your turtle fact, for health and safety reasons, but excellent contribution, thank you
Oh that was complete bull shit that’s not true I just made that up !
I’m like that new kid in class that feels he has to lie about turtle shit to impress his friends ye know the ones !
Hang on what ? Who you describing here ?
Shy?
Mild mannered?
I can’t prove this I wasn’t there but I’ve heard d*unk once at a barn dance you supposedly provoked a goose ! ?
You seem like a gentle soul tho ? That god forbid someone got on the bad side of !!!
In this short time I’ve made up my own opinion but who cares I’m still the new fish
Hey hey! Tallaght!!
Are you behaving? No gin tonight, I hope? X
Read up I didn’t wanna mention you by name that you put me on to this site !
But yeah just talking the usual ! Vinegar pants was a topic but I’ve been saying that months no and nobody would listen it’s basically no fucks givin and rock on !
But Apparently I’ve a 2 week trial period cause I’m Irish ? Which was strange cause literally only came in to effect when I mentioned I’m Irish how are you flower you good ? Glad I’m back anyway "
I've missed you & your total nuttiness
You're fine to mention me, the Nocturnalers are all friends. I see my mate Mrs KC was looking after you in my absence. Xx |
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Bless Amy. What a wonderful talent. I'll give that a listen."
There's going to be a documentary in the not to distant future on the Beeb. Amy by Amy's mum, before the MS takes over. |
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"Well, boys it's been a pleasure but I've got to be up early for the builders, so I shall leave you to amuse each other.
Three becomes two.
Night night xx"
Na night. x |
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"I'm listening to the new Amy Winehouse album, Amy Winehouse At The BBC.
Bless Amy. What a wonderful talent. I'll give that a listen.
There's going to be a documentary in the not to distant future on the Beeb. Amy by Amy's mum, before the MS takes over. "
I'll keep an eye. Gotta crash. Night Jim. Night all. |
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" I can’t in good faith take the good name of gorgons pink gin in vain !
You drink two bottles and watch a documentary on goats shit is eventually going to hit the fan ! My bad !
You know how long I’ve been wanting to talk about vinegar soaked boxers ? Never !
But it sounds absolutely hilarious
that gave me a laugh !
Yeah I’m definitely gathering your a rambunctious sort and who doesn’t like shenanigans right ?
Yeah lots but there not on this thread ? Strange animal facts ? Ok you got me here let me think ????? Oh yeah If you take a turtle by the tail hold it upside down for roughly 15 seconds it will shit ?every time
Steve Ervin doesn’t lie !
I note the feedback about the animal facts and will rectify that ASAP. I did become a little distracted by a lovely penis-related video, but that's all done and dusted now
People who know me would describe me as shy, retiring, mild-mannered and definitely a gentle soul. I wouldn't say boo to a goose (or gander, because we're inclusive here).
I shan't seek to scientifically validate your turtle fact, for health and safety reasons, but excellent contribution, thank you
Oh that was complete bull shit that’s not true I just made that up !
I’m like that new kid in class that feels he has to lie about turtle shit to impress his friends ye know the ones !
Hang on what ? Who you describing here ?
Shy?
Mild mannered?
I can’t prove this I wasn’t there but I’ve heard d*unk once at a barn dance you supposedly provoked a goose ! ?
You seem like a gentle soul tho ? That god forbid someone got on the bad side of !!!
In this short time I’ve made up my own opinion but who cares I’m still the new fish
Hey hey! Tallaght!!
Are you behaving? No gin tonight, I hope? X
Read up I didn’t wanna mention you by name that you put me on to this site !
But yeah just talking the usual ! Vinegar pants was a topic but I’ve been saying that months no and nobody would listen it’s basically no fucks givin and rock on !
But Apparently I’ve a 2 week trial period cause I’m Irish ? Which was strange cause literally only came in to effect when I mentioned I’m Irish how are you flower you good ? Glad I’m back anyway
I've missed you & your total nuttiness
You're fine to mention me, the Nocturnalers are all friends. I see my mate Mrs KC was looking after you in my absence. Xx"
Ah that girl / couple is the business she will keep you on your toes I’m sitting gear down to my vinegar boxers sweating balls trying to keep up with her relentless banter ! she makes talking absolute madness seem a completely normal topic of the day in this seemingly mad house you have got me involved in ! !
I blame you !
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"I'm listening to the new Amy Winehouse album, Amy Winehouse At The BBC.
Bless Amy. What a wonderful talent. I'll give that a listen.
There's going to be a documentary in the not to distant future on the Beeb. Amy by Amy's mum, before the MS takes over.
I'll keep an eye. Gotta crash. Night Jim. Night all. "
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"7hrs ago, I was saying goodnight and now I'm eating porridge and wearing a business suit. That's right, I'm going OUT to work
Excellent nocturnaling, everyone "
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