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Opinions suggestions appreciated for what you best like calling a woman's vagina. My wife isn't keen on pussy she thinks it a silly word. I like cunt for being direct, strong and meaningful (cock is a strong word why shouldn't women be empowered the same) but the wife finds that a bit off sounding. We'd appreciate people's suggestions hitting the spot between silly and offensive (she likes things hitting the spot) |
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over a year ago
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"Please stick your cock in my moist flange and don't forget to spread my flaps before you ram your sausage in!
I saw that on Celebrity Masterchef once"
I bet you never thought you would see the day Masterchef would have you wanking on the sofa at 8pm on a Wednesday evening. |
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over a year ago
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I hate pussy with a passion because it makes me think of pus oozing from a zit.
Cunt is OK, still not great unless in the throes of passion. I say foof or vagene. |
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over a year ago
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"I hate pussy with a passion because it makes me think of pus oozing from a zit.
Cunt is OK, still not great unless in the throes of passion. I say foof or vagene."
Do you actually say either of those when you’re in the throes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please stick your cock in my moist flange and don't forget to spread my flaps before you ram your sausage in!
I saw that on Celebrity Masterchef once
I bet you never thought you would see the day Masterchef would have you wanking on the sofa at 8pm on a Wednesday evening."
I don't know, Greg Wallace has always had rather a phallic head. |
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over a year ago
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"I hate pussy with a passion because it makes me think of pus oozing from a zit.
Cunt is OK, still not great unless in the throes of passion. I say foof or vagene.
Do you actually say either of those when you’re in the throes? "
I don't actually refer to it at all by any name. I just say "stick that one-eyed purple monster inside me right now!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate pussy with a passion because it makes me think of pus oozing from a zit.
Cunt is OK, still not great unless in the throes of passion. I say foof or vagene.
Do you actually say either of those when you’re in the throes?
I don't actually refer to it at all by any name. I just say "stick that one-eyed purple monster inside me right now!""
Haha. Love it! ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Welsh friend of mine called hers her Ffluffen..... kinda stuck......(not her ffluffen....)
Oh I like that "
It rolls off the tongue.....(figuratively and literally... ) |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Just call it a fanny.. that's what it is.. hate the word pussy "
But its not. Fanny is a made up word (all words are made up ), it is slang. It is no more or less a fanny than it is a pussy, cunt, foof, or any other word people use to describe it.
Call it what you want, accept others will have their own word for it, you may hate what they call it, as they may hate your word. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I am horny it is a cunt
On a normal day, it is a vagina, fadge, flu, food, nunny
Nunny? I've never heard that! "
I need to start using the word quim more. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't like the C word at all.
'Fanny' reminds me of being at school or an American's arse.
'Lady garden' is a bit of a mouthful and less relevant in the current climate of de-forestisarion.
'Wizard's sleeve' is a little offensive and you would certainly need a magic wand to cope with that.
So, I am more than happy 'Pussy' - tasty and tidy. |
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"Just call it a fanny.. that's what it is.. hate the word pussy
But its not. Fanny is a made up word (all words are made up ), it is slang. It is no more or less a fanny than it is a pussy, cunt, foof, or any other word people use to describe it.
Call it what you want, accept others will have their own word for it, you may hate what they call it, as they may hate your word."
This is true |
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