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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

After reading the thread embarrassing moments at the Doctors, it made me wonder if the penis owners among us have any stories of when they got a woody in an inappropriate place/occasion.

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

All the bloody time!

In the shops, at the zoo, walking down the road.

Really doesn't take much to get me hard

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

My ex even took the piss out of me once for getting an errection when eating chocolate

It was nice!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a few erections in the Chapel when i was younger, think it might have been the nuns.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My first time nude modelling for a hen party, there was about 20 hens in a life drawing classes. They love it and i did after the initial embarrassment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For me, it hasn't really happened since I was a teenager. When it did happen it was like "What is it boy? What did you see?"

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By *N69Man  over a year ago

nantwich / Anfield

All the time for me too, doesn’t take much always horny.

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By *ritishIndianMan  over a year ago

London

I have two occasions where this happened:

1) when I was in class and I was really horny I got really hard, luckily I was sitting down so no one could see under the table…however class was about to finish and we all had to stand up and leave so I had to find a way to sneakily tuck it up as it wouldn’t go down at all

2) I was at the beach on holiday where I was relaxing in the sun looking out to sea. I was chilled but bored so my mind began to wander upon the hot sexy women that crossed my eye sight as I stared out. I popped a hard boner as I lay in my swimming trunks so I had to sit up and lean over so it wasn’t so obvious…patiently waiting for it to go down before I moved a muscle

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Not had an embarrassing erection that I can remember, but something just as embarrassing!

As a young man I was staying at my girlfriend's parent's house, (separate rooms).

I woke up with a start and realised the dream I had been having about fucking my girlfriend had ended up with me spunking all over the bed sheets! Only thing I could do was make the bed and hope it was never mentioned!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On the train

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always get them on planes lol maybe it's the air pressure, it maybe it's a secret desire to do the mile high thing?

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Since these presidented times, not at all.

But occasionally with alcohol if she really is eye catching,on a train the vibration from the train helps a little

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thanks for your stories and input fellas. Very enlightening.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Unwanted boner.

A contradiction in terms.

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Honestly can't remember a specific time although am sure there have been occasions.

Always remember smiling at the FAQs on the website of a male intimate waxing salon I used once:

Q: What if I get an erection during my appointment?

A: Don't worry it's quite common, but it soon disappears once the waxing starts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to all the time especially in my swimming gear or stepping out the jacuzzi at the gym... boing there it goes again!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm just here to say I love that outfit in the avatar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On a family holiday in the South of France. Was on the beach lying on my front and right in front of me was a woman in skimpy bikini bottoms lying down with her legs bent and slightly parted. I got a very burnt back that day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On the dance floor can be embarrassing ..

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By *verageman81Man  over a year ago

lerwick

Once getting a prostate. Bent over and the nurse inserted the finger whilst rubbing around I felt myself get erect nothing I could do about it. Once finished I couldn't get my boxers up fast enough. She never seen I think but it was still very embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love hearing stories x

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By *hesblokeMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire village

It's popped up plenty of times but I don't think anyone's noticed. Hang on, that's not great, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mainly on the bus as a teenager.

Not an erection but I did flash all the nurses when I forgot to put my surgery pants on before surgery. I was high as a kite on pre surgery drugs and thought it was hilarious.

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By *ames-77Man  over a year ago

milton keynes


"After reading the thread embarrassing moments at the Doctors, it made me wonder if the penis owners among us have any stories of when they got a woody in an inappropriate place/occasion.

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Bloody hell I have so many

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By *edRhinosMan  over a year ago

nr constantine

Walking past the the nursing home haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Life modelling in front of a room full of uni student's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For me, it hasn't really happened since I was a teenager. When it did happen it was like "What is it boy? What did you see?" "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope if i tent so be it

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

No such thing anymore ..I welcome the tent ..shows I still get turned on

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By *omer47Man  over a year ago

leigh

I've had many embarrassing moments, but the one that sticks in my mind was when I used to go jogging I only wore jogging bottoms and a t shirt ,(no underwear),and i could feel myself getting stiff as I ran. When I stopped for a rest I had a full blown erection and walking towards me were 2 older ladies with there dogs. I saw both of them noticed my erection and smiled as they walked by.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I get tired during the day I tend to get a hard on. Not sure if it’s the blood getting hotter !

I was sat at a meeting one afternoon and after hours of boring slides I start to get the stiff. As the end of the meeting arrived I was worried! how to get out of the room without being noticed…

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