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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s temperature dependent.
Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates. "
How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s temperature dependent.
Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates.
How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain? "
How many shakes??
*(Asking on behalf of the Sydney Institution) |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"It’s temperature dependent.
Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates.
How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain? "
If only I had sky tv in the bathroom I could tell you then. |
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"It’s temperature dependent.
Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates.
How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain?
How many shakes??
*(Asking on behalf of the Sydney Institution)"
I'd say any more than 4 then your having too much fun |
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"It’s temperature dependent.
Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates.
How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain? "
Again, temperature dependent
What I've done with it doesn't have much bearing on how adventurous he's feeling on any given day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s temperature dependent.
Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates.
How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain?
How many shakes??
*(Asking on behalf of the Sydney Institution)"
Anything more than 3 shakes is a wank  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s temperature dependent.
Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates.
How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain?
How many shakes??
*(Asking on behalf of the Sydney Institution)"
Depends on the shaker |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s temperature dependent.
Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates.
How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain?
If only I had sky tv in the bathroom I could tell you then. "
How about using an empty cardboard toilet roll |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
"That would depend on entirely the lady how well she is able to produce it  "
Excellent approach, if she has any complaints about the size you can blame her for not doing a good enough job! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on whichever one I decide to use. About from here to there and so big.
Do you have a Worzel Gummidge cock?  "
An angry one, a confused one, a happy one and a 'how you doin'?' one. |
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"I like small ones that grow really big 
How big is really big? Make your eyes water big? "
Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends on whichever one I decide to use. About from here to there and so big.
Do you have a Worzel Gummidge cock?
An angry one, a confused one, a happy one and a 'how you doin'?' one."
I’ve just got a sad one  |
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I'm quite a grower, so nothing to write home about most of the time. Wife delightfully referring to it as a sleeping mouse and won't let me wear see thru boxers to clubs as a result!
When it matters though, that's a different, and broadly slightly above average but not much, story. |
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"I like small ones that grow really big
How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?
Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth "
Well you’ve never seen mine, and thanks to a mutual friend, never will cause she’s a shit wingwoman haha |
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"I like small ones that grow really big
How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?
Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth "
Interesting  |
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"I like small ones that grow really big
How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?
Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth
Well you’ve never seen mine, and thanks to a mutual friend, never will cause she’s a shit wingwoman haha"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like small ones that grow really big
Dam... was going well until the word "really" lol
Yeah I should have left the “really” bit out "
What about changing it to "marginally" lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like small ones that grow really big
How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?
Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth "
Thank you. I’m slightly bigger now after reading this  |
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"I like small ones that grow really big
How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?
Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth
Thank you. I’m slightly bigger now after reading this "
you’re welcome. I’m here to please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm quite a grower, so nothing to write home about most of the time. Wife delightfully referring to it as a sleeping mouse and won't let me wear see thru boxers to clubs as a result!
When it matters though, that's a different, and broadly slightly above average but not much, story."
So it looks like a walnut whip then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not this big then?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"About this big *gestures with fingers*
Really? That small?
Hey! You said it was cute 
I like how it grows in my hand  "
The extra inch must please you a lot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So basically OP you want to know if a guy is a shower or a grower "
No, we never talk about floppy knobs. They spend most of their lives floppy so let’s embrace them.
#sizedoesnotmatter
#yesitdoeswhoamikidding
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"So basically OP you want to know if a guy is a shower or a grower
No, we never talk about floppy knobs. They spend most of their lives floppy so let’s embrace them.
#sizedoesnotmatter
#yesitdoeswhoamikidding
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Haha nothing wrong with a floppy, watching them come out of hibernation is one of my fascinations |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So basically OP you want to know if a guy is a shower or a grower
No, we never talk about floppy knobs. They spend most of their lives floppy so let’s embrace them.
#sizedoesnotmatter
#yesitdoeswhoamikidding
Haha nothing wrong with a floppy, watching them come out of hibernation is one of my fascinations "
The winters are very long these days |
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"I'm quite a grower, so nothing to write home about most of the time. Wife delightfully referring to it as a sleeping mouse and won't let me wear see thru boxers to clubs as a result!
When it matters though, that's a different, and broadly slightly above average but not much, story.
So it looks like a walnut whip then? "
ah no no, perfectly respectable, just has huge potential most of the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm quite a grower, so nothing to write home about most of the time. Wife delightfully referring to it as a sleeping mouse and won't let me wear see thru boxers to clubs as a result!
When it matters though, that's a different, and broadly slightly above average but not much, story.
So it looks like a walnut whip then? "
Even walnut whips need love! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm quite a grower, so nothing to write home about most of the time. Wife delightfully referring to it as a sleeping mouse and won't let me wear see thru boxers to clubs as a result!
When it matters though, that's a different, and broadly slightly above average but not much, story.
So it looks like a walnut whip then?
ah no no, perfectly respectable, just has huge potential most of the time."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm quite a grower, so nothing to write home about most of the time. Wife delightfully referring to it as a sleeping mouse and won't let me wear see thru boxers to clubs as a result!
When it matters though, that's a different, and broadly slightly above average but not much, story.
So it looks like a walnut whip then?
Even walnut whips need love!"
Do you like walnut whips? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"on the slack?
Love and Peace
Anyone would think you had a thing about them!
I’ve been conditioned to accept dick now unfortunately
I knew it!!  "
I like the two knobs in your avatar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"on the slack?
Love and Peace
Anyone would think you had a thing about them!
I’ve been conditioned to accept dick now unfortunately
I knew it!!
I like the two knobs in your avatar "
Well you are only human!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines a grower rather than a show'er. I think I'd prefer it the other way round for attending clubs etc and gym showers but does the job well enough when I get going so on reflection, I'll keep it. M |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"I like small ones that grow really big
How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?
Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth
Well you’ve never seen mine, and thanks to a mutual friend, never will cause she’s a shit wingwoman haha"
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I like small ones that grow really big
How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?
Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth "
Love this. Will be requesting it this weekend. |
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