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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Before you took up residency here?
It is required (fab rules/fine print/off page) to be a public exercise otherwise your being here is actually ilegitimate!
Like you were?
This is a template for you to work from:
"I swear to say nothing that will incriminate me (far too many information hoovers)
to be on my guard against every enemy trick (except a good ol' honeytrap where I get to eat honey and keep all my money) to say only things that will make me look good (and why not?) and to invoke God if necessary (Which God may I need today?)"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I, the undersigned and the party of the first part (you, me and everything), solemnly swear (while standing on a table on one leg and humming 'La Marseillaise' backwards) that nothing will come of anything and I will abide by it all. I wish to be excused and will only use that right when it is upon us and not before. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When installing your fab profile it is a requirement that you must/should be truthful.
But with an oath of office! You can lie all you want...just dont get caught!
I promise to live by my oath of office! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I, the undersigned and the party of the first part (you, me and everything), solemnly swear (while standing on a table on one leg and humming 'La Marseillaise' backwards) that nothing will come of anything and I will abide by it all. I wish to be excused and will only use that right when it is upon us and not before."
An excellent oath of office...you are hereby sworn in...by the finest of (your) print!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When installing your fab profile it is a requirement that you must/should be truthful.
But with an oath of office! You can lie all you want...just dont get caught!
I promise to live by my oath of office!"
"I swear to walk quietly amongst you with a cheery wave to all...while biting my tongue into a pulp...thereby exercising my right to indifference about self-inflicted wounds"
This was my oath of office. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When installing your fab profile it is a requirement that you must/should be truthful.
But with an oath of office! You can lie all you want...just dont get caught!
I promise to live by my oath of office!
"I swear to walk quietly amongst you with a cheery wave to all...while biting my tongue into a pulp...thereby exercising my right to indifference about self-inflicted wounds"
This was my oath of office."
Most eloquent, sir. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When installing your fab profile it is a requirement that you must/should be truthful.
But with an oath of office! You can lie all you want...just dont get caught!
I promise to live by my oath of office!
"I swear to walk quietly amongst you with a cheery wave to all...while biting my tongue into a pulp...thereby exercising my right to indifference about self-inflicted wounds"
This was my oath of office.
Most eloquent, sir."
Thank you sir, but your eloquence has far exceeded...
The oath of office: a place where you can say something to someone that means nothing, unless it means something to somebody. |
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