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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last time was about 20 years ago and the results were average but since then it’s fucked a fair few women so it does what it’s meant to so it don’t really matter how big it is as long as women will fuck and suck it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Experts warn men measuring their penis accurately and correctly are still along way off.
Do these experts work for Sydney university  "
Made me chuckle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I do it for you with a metre stick? Just so I can tick it off my 'never done it and really want to' list.
I'm strangely lacking willing participants.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I do it for you with a metre stick? Just so I can tick it off my 'never done it and really want to' list.
I'm strangely lacking willing participants.
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Whatever floats your boat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I do it for you with a metre stick? Just so I can tick it off my 'never done it and really want to' list.
I'm strangely lacking willing participants.
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I knew you’d comment the metre stick  |
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"It’s exactly 12inches from the dead centre of my bum hole to the dead centre of my japs eye
How did you ascertain you were dead centre in both orifices? "
Cause I drew some cross arrows on a mirror to assist me  |
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"It’s exactly 12inches from the dead centre of my bum hole to the dead centre of my japs eye
How did you ascertain you were dead centre in both orifices?
Cause I drew some cross arrows on a mirror to assist me "
The scientist in me is getting a nervous twitch  |
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"It’s exactly 12inches from the dead centre of my bum hole to the dead centre of my japs eye
How did you ascertain you were dead centre in both orifices?
Cause I drew some cross arrows on a mirror to assist me
The scientist in me is getting a nervous twitch "
That’s an engineer for you  |
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"It’s exactly 12inches from the dead centre of my bum hole to the dead centre of my japs eye
How did you ascertain you were dead centre in both orifices?
Cause I drew some cross arrows on a mirror to assist me
The scientist in me is getting a nervous twitch
That’s an engineer for you "
Reassuring |
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By *ilth84Man
over a year ago
Stafford |
"It’s exactly 12inches from the dead centre of my bum hole to the dead centre of my japs eye
How did you ascertain you were dead centre in both orifices? "
You use a pair of internal calipers to measure the diameter of the bumhole, divide it by 2 to get the radius, measure from the outer perimeter of said brown eye, then subtract the radius.
Or so ive been told  |
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"It’s exactly 12inches from the dead centre of my bum hole to the dead centre of my japs eye
How did you ascertain you were dead centre in both orifices?
You use a pair of internal calipers to measure the diameter of the bumhole, divide it by 2 to get the radius, measure from the outer perimeter of said brown eye, then subtract the radius.
Or so ive been told "
Now THERE'S an answer |
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By *ffit101Man
over a year ago
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"Can I do it for you with a metre stick? Just so I can tick it off my 'never done it and really want to' list.
I'm strangely lacking willing participants.
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*inbox completely changes to yellow |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"The level of moaning.
If she is moaning in orgasm,it’s good size.
If she is moaning she can’t feel anything, she has had bigger.
And if she is hysterically moaning then you've sat on the cat"
Wrong pussy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It seems to change length all the time. Not sure why.
Did you try turning it off and on again?
Didn't think of that. Good idea.
If that doesn't work, jiggle the batteries around "
You're full of great ideas. I think jiggling it might work. |
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By *ilth84Man
over a year ago
Stafford |
"The level of moaning.
If she is moaning in orgasm,it’s good size.
If she is moaning she can’t feel anything, she has had bigger.
And if she is hysterically moaning then you've sat on the cat
Wrong pussy?"
Happens to the best of us |
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By *ilth84Man
over a year ago
Stafford |
"It seems to change length all the time. Not sure why.
Did you try turning it off and on again?
Didn't think of that. Good idea.
If that doesn't work, jiggle the batteries around
You're full of great ideas. I think jiggling it might work. "
Just take 10 measurements, add them upanddevide them by ten, I believe thats the median method |
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"It seems to change length all the time. Not sure why.
Did you try turning it off and on again?
Didn't think of that. Good idea.
If that doesn't work, jiggle the batteries around
You're full of great ideas. I think jiggling it might work.
Just take 10 measurements, add them upanddevide them by ten, I believe thats the median method"
That's the mean For median, you should write the values down in the order taken and find the middle value in the list  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It seems to change length all the time. Not sure why.
Did you try turning it off and on again?
Didn't think of that. Good idea.
If that doesn't work, jiggle the batteries around
You're full of great ideas. I think jiggling it might work.
Just take 10 measurements, add them upanddevide them by ten, I believe thats the median method
That's the mean For median, you should write the values down in the order taken and find the middle value in the list "
Do I do this while trying to hold the tape measure? |
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"It seems to change length all the time. Not sure why.
Did you try turning it off and on again?
Didn't think of that. Good idea.
If that doesn't work, jiggle the batteries around
You're full of great ideas. I think jiggling it might work. "
Last idea if it's still playing up - give it a good rub and get any dust off. Might be gumming up the mechanism  |
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By *ilth84Man
over a year ago
Stafford |
"It seems to change length all the time. Not sure why.
Did you try turning it off and on again?
Didn't think of that. Good idea.
If that doesn't work, jiggle the batteries around
You're full of great ideas. I think jiggling it might work.
Just take 10 measurements, add them upanddevide them by ten, I believe thats the median method
That's the mean For median, you should write the values down in the order taken and find the middle value in the list "
I stand corrected *puts on dunce cap and stands in the corner* |
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By *ilth84Man
over a year ago
Stafford |
"It seems to change length all the time. Not sure why.
Did you try turning it off and on again?
Didn't think of that. Good idea.
If that doesn't work, jiggle the batteries around
You're full of great ideas. I think jiggling it might work.
Last idea if it's still playing up - give it a good rub and get any dust off. Might be gumming up the mechanism "
A sharp blow could help to remove residue |
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"It seems to change length all the time. Not sure why.
Did you try turning it off and on again?
Didn't think of that. Good idea.
If that doesn't work, jiggle the batteries around
You're full of great ideas. I think jiggling it might work.
Just take 10 measurements, add them upanddevide them by ten, I believe thats the median method
That's the mean For median, you should write the values down in the order taken and find the middle value in the list
Do I do this while trying to hold the tape measure?"
Recruit a scribe to note down the values |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It seems to change length all the time. Not sure why.
Did you try turning it off and on again?
Didn't think of that. Good idea.
If that doesn't work, jiggle the batteries around
You're full of great ideas. I think jiggling it might work.
Last idea if it's still playing up - give it a good rub and get any dust off. Might be gumming up the mechanism "
Ok, I'll give it a go! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It seems to change length all the time. Not sure why.
Did you try turning it off and on again?
Didn't think of that. Good idea.
If that doesn't work, jiggle the batteries around
You're full of great ideas. I think jiggling it might work.
Just take 10 measurements, add them upanddevide them by ten, I believe thats the median method
That's the mean For median, you should write the values down in the order taken and find the middle value in the list
Do I do this while trying to hold the tape measure?
Recruit a scribe to note down the values "
You'd make a great PA. |
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"Never seen the point of measuring, not like you can swap it for another one !!"
You can buy spare and replacement penises in the shops. Some of them are really jazzy colours or have sparkly bits, if you fancy an upgrade? |
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"Never seen the point of measuring, not like you can swap it for another one !!
You can buy spare and replacement penises in the shops. Some of them are really jazzy colours or have sparkly bits, if you fancy an upgrade? "
Glue on or screw on ? |
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"Never seen the point of measuring, not like you can swap it for another one !!
You can buy spare and replacement penises in the shops. Some of them are really jazzy colours or have sparkly bits, if you fancy an upgrade?
Glue on or screw on ? "
I think you can get both screw and bayonet fittings  |
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