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Would you rather give or receive a lap dance
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Neither really but I’d be super embarrassed trying to give one making a complete fool of myself and only a little bit self conscious receiving so I guess if it’s a hypothetical, life or death question I’d rather receive  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Receive... I can't dance for crap
Do you need some practice 
I can always make an exception
 . We can practice on each other "
What you doing to me lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op look at Alan Partridge's lap dancing for a new series clip!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwmUNH2gkI0
If that fails try Monkey tennis!  "
I’ll take a look see |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Would love a lap dance 
 . I think you’ve got more chance than anyone of getting an amazing one!
Pretty sure in ten days you'll be getting all the lapdances you want
It’s on my list to Santa... bad Santa "
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"Neither really but I’d be super embarrassed trying to give one making a complete fool of myself and only a little bit self conscious receiving so I guess if it’s a hypothetical, life or death question I’d rather receive "
Oh but a cheeky, funny one would be great! That's what I've done in the past, anyway.
I'm more funny than sexy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Receive... I can't dance for crap
Do you need some practice
I can always make an exception
. We can practice on each other
What you doing to me lol
You can watch "
I’m there lol |
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"Receive... I can't dance for crap
Do you need some practice
I can always make an exception
. We can practice on each other
What you doing to me lol
You can watch
I’m there lol "
Sat in the corner with your hands tied |
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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago
Maidstone Area. |
A few years ago we were staying at a rather dodgy holiday park and one night, in the club house, after the usual bingo had ended, all the kids dispersed it was time for the grownups disco. Not crowded. Mostly full of big loud d*unk blokes. My wife decided it would be good fun to give me a little lap dance there and then for a laugh. Oh we laughed! Though we had gone relatively unnoticed but when the disco ended the owner came over and had the cheek to offer her a job. Lap dancing for strangers regularly on a Saturday night! How dare he. My wife, ogled by strangers? Not on my watch mate!
Now, fast forward a couple of years and we are here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give one, to either sex. I love dancing!
Receive one, but only from a woman 
Me me me!!!
Are you giving or receiving
Receiving  "
Take a seat then beautiful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strangely I get a bit embarrassed when I receive a lap dance so I would have to say I would get my Magic Mike on and give one "
I’d make an exception for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Receive... I can't dance for crap
Do you need some practice
I can always make an exception
. We can practice on each other
What you doing to me lol
You can watch
I’m there lol
Sat in the corner with your hands tied "
Done lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd have to say receive. An ex gf did pole fitness and I had a go on her pole. The outcome was not sexy, unless you count it as being so hilarious that humour was how I got her into bed that night
Impressed by the amount of core strength dancer need for it. |
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By *tue555Man
over a year ago
Passed Beyond Reach |
Lap dances are strange beasts, take them or leave them. But when mrs gets one is a whole new dimension. With blokes its yeah yeah give me your money fake dance.
With her its oh feck your hot, don't worry about the money, let's just turn each other on. That is a lap dance that's worth it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would prefer to receive from a very attractive man dressed up as Mrs Doubtfire.
Did you set a timer up for when you could post again? "
Hell yeah I did.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love to receive one, never had one.
I know if I did it I’d end up laughing I can’t sexy dance "
Lol we went to a strip joint some girl gave me a lapdance. Hubby was in tears from laughing. You are correct. |
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By *elethWoman
over a year ago
Gloucestershire |
"I like to receive but I’d love to give one 
Just getting in there at the front of the queue for this
Beat me to it!
x
Aww you two x x"
Hope you've got lots of stamina, I'm not hugely fussed on lap dances but I reckon I'd have one from you
I gave one once. Felt like a total idiot, but the recipient professed to enjoy it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to receive but I’d love to give one
Just getting in there at the front of the queue for this
Beat me to it!
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Aww you two x x
Hope you've got lots of stamina, I'm not hugely fussed on lap dances but I reckon I'd have one from you
I gave one once. Felt like a total idiot, but the recipient professed to enjoy it."
Ohh I would love to give you one it would be nice if you could give one back though.. it sounds like you were quite good then |
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By *elethWoman
over a year ago
Gloucestershire |
"I like to receive but I’d love to give one
Just getting in there at the front of the queue for this
Beat me to it!
x
Aww you two x x
Hope you've got lots of stamina, I'm not hugely fussed on lap dances but I reckon I'd have one from you
I gave one once. Felt like a total idiot, but the recipient professed to enjoy it.
Ohh I would love to give you one it would be nice if you could give one back though.. it sounds like you were quite good then "
Weeeell... |
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