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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you werent so far id be over
You can get anywhere in 10 minutes if you drive fast enough."
ye but somehow...
sorry mr officer this sexy woman on fab wants me to go wax her  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yes anytime u want babe xx
Awesome. Start with legs please.
Yh definitely bet u have very sexy legs xx may even give them a good massage afterwards xx"
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Armpits? 
That hair isn't quite long enough.... but hell. Why not.
Show us the tattoo woman! "
Why do you think I'm requesting waxing? Needs to be all clear and pretty first  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"if you werent so far id be over
You can get anywhere in 10 minutes if you drive fast enough.
ye but somehow...
sorry mr officer this sexy woman on fab wants me to go wax her "
Erm..... you shouldn't lie to the law. It's me. The sexy ones are probably already waxed. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"when im not rocking the au natural, i usually wax myself.
be there in 5 babycakes  Px
You know I'll hold you to that
5 hours?  "
She has to drive fast lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when im not rocking the au natural, i usually wax myself.
be there in 5 babycakes Px
You know I'll hold you to that
5 hours?
She has to drive fast lol x"
i do drive fast  make it worth my drive though eh? Px |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when im not rocking the au natural, i usually wax myself.
be there in 5 babycakes Px
You know I'll hold you to that
5 hours?
She has to drive fast lol x"
Meet her in the middle, I reckon thats at mine! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"when im not rocking the au natural, i usually wax myself.
be there in 5 babycakes Px
You know I'll hold you to that
5 hours?
She has to drive fast lol x
i do drive fast make it worth my drive though eh? Px "
You know I will xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"when im not rocking the au natural, i usually wax myself.
be there in 5 babycakes Px
You know I'll hold you to that
5 hours?
She has to drive fast lol x
Meet her in the middle, I reckon thats at mine!"
Ooooh good call! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... coming and waxing me? I don't want to have to leave my house and I'm not sure I can do it to myself
Happily
So far I think you're closest...."
What time and where |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"..... coming and waxing me? I don't want to have to leave my house and I'm not sure I can do it to myself
Happily
So far I think you're closest....
What time and where "
My house. After 7. Because I've got to nip out and get the wax. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... coming and waxing me? I don't want to have to leave my house and I'm not sure I can do it to myself
Happily
So far I think you're closest...."
And I'm going to go for winner of 'being furthest away'
By gawd though... I'd be impressed if I got there in 10 mins though lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... coming and waxing me? I don't want to have to leave my house and I'm not sure I can do it to myself
Happily
So far I think you're closest....
What time and where
My house. After 7. Because I've got to nip out and get the wax."
I’m there and will try be gentle |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"..... coming and waxing me? I don't want to have to leave my house and I'm not sure I can do it to myself
Happily
So far I think you're closest....
And I'm going to go for winner of 'being furthest away'
By gawd though... I'd be impressed if I got there in 10 mins though lol"
You are pretty far.... how long by helicopter I wonder? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"..... coming and waxing me? I don't want to have to leave my house and I'm not sure I can do it to myself
Happily
So far I think you're closest....
What time and where
My house. After 7. Because I've got to nip out and get the wax.
I’m there and will try be gentle "
Oh dear God no. No pain, no gain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... coming and waxing me? I don't want to have to leave my house and I'm not sure I can do it to myself
Happily
So far I think you're closest....
What time and where
My house. After 7. Because I've got to nip out and get the wax.
I’m there and will try be gentle
Oh dear God no. No pain, no gain. "
Well on your request |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Wax you say?....
You have to rip the hairs out too....
The best part!
I feel you might be good at this 
Lets upgrade that “feels” to a “know” sometime "
Well now.... there's an offer
Just one thing. Could sometime be in the next 36 hours or so? I really need waxing |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"..... coming and waxing me? I don't want to have to leave my house and I'm not sure I can do it to myself
Happily
So far I think you're closest....
What time and where
My house. After 7. Because I've got to nip out and get the wax.
I’m there and will try be gentle
Oh dear God no. No pain, no gain.
Well on your request "
Thank you kindly |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"..... coming and waxing me? I don't want to have to leave my house and I'm not sure I can do it to myself
My what a treat, the queue will be huge x"
There seem to be a few people happy to cause me waxing pain..... |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Wax you say?....
You have to rip the hairs out too....
The best part!
I feel you might be good at this
Lets upgrade that “feels” to a “know” sometime
Well now.... there's an offer
Just one thing. Could sometime be in the next 36 hours or so? I really need waxing "
Have wax will travel! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Wax you say?....
You have to rip the hairs out too....
The best part!
I feel you might be good at this
Lets upgrade that “feels” to a “know” sometime
Well now.... there's an offer
Just one thing. Could sometime be in the next 36 hours or so? I really need waxing
Have wax will travel!"
I'll leave the door open |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Weirdly, I have just ordered a home waxing kit.
I am happy to try on you before myself "
Why thank you. It's the weird angles I'm not sure of being able to do.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... coming and waxing me? I don't want to have to leave my house and I'm not sure I can do it to myself
Happily
So far I think you're closest....
What time and where
My house. After 7. Because I've got to nip out and get the wax.
I’m there and will try be gentle
Oh dear God no. No pain, no gain.
Well on your request
Thank you kindly"
Any time |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not those hobbit feet need waxing again is it....."
Feet, legs, foof....
I should just jump into a vat of wax and have everyone ready with strips to remove it all  |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Wax you say?....
You have to rip the hairs out too....
The best part!
I feel you might be good at this
Lets upgrade that “feels” to a “know” sometime
Well now.... there's an offer
Just one thing. Could sometime be in the next 36 hours or so? I really need waxing
Have wax will travel!
I'll leave the door open "
Typically those kind of meetings involve my “home invasion” kit not the wax bag
Still always up for a first, waxing a hog tied person while wearing a balaclava! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... coming and waxing me? I don't want to have to leave my house and I'm not sure I can do it to myself "
What we talking here?
Bikini line?
Or Madam Taussauds ? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Wax you say?....
You have to rip the hairs out too....
The best part!
I feel you might be good at this
Lets upgrade that “feels” to a “know” sometime
Well now.... there's an offer
Just one thing. Could sometime be in the next 36 hours or so? I really need waxing
Have wax will travel!
I'll leave the door open
Typically those kind of meetings involve my “home invasion” kit not the wax bag
Still always up for a first, waxing a hog tied person while wearing a balaclava!"
I like being a first |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"..... coming and waxing me? I don't want to have to leave my house and I'm not sure I can do it to myself
What we talking here?
Bikini line?
Or Madam Taussauds ?"
Somewhere in the middle I think.... |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Wax you say?....
You have to rip the hairs out too....
The best part!
I feel you might be good at this
Lets upgrade that “feels” to a “know” sometime
Well now.... there's an offer
Just one thing. Could sometime be in the next 36 hours or so? I really need waxing
Have wax will travel!
I'll leave the door open
Typically those kind of meetings involve my “home invasion” kit not the wax bag
Still always up for a first, waxing a hog tied person while wearing a balaclava!
I like being a first "
First times can be extra special |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Wax you say?....
You have to rip the hairs out too....
The best part!
I feel you might be good at this
Lets upgrade that “feels” to a “know” sometime
Well now.... there's an offer
Just one thing. Could sometime be in the next 36 hours or so? I really need waxing
Have wax will travel!
I'll leave the door open
Typically those kind of meetings involve my “home invasion” kit not the wax bag
Still always up for a first, waxing a hog tied person while wearing a balaclava!
I like being a first
First times can be extra special "
They can. And usually are |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I want a massage, if I was as successful as you, I would start a thread!"
Ooh.... there have been some offers of massage.....
You can have the massages I've been offered! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Nah seems too much like hard work.
But the reward is so worth it!
I'm catching up on my tan though."
Good point. I'm not sure waxing is a garden activity.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah seems too much like hard work.
But the reward is so worth it!
I'm catching up on my tan though.
Good point. I'm not sure waxing is a garden activity...."
Probably just get flies stuck on the wax strips before you could use them! You know like those ones you can dangle from the ceiling? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Nah seems too much like hard work.
But the reward is so worth it!
I'm catching up on my tan though.
Good point. I'm not sure waxing is a garden activity....
Probably just get flies stuck on the wax strips before you could use them! You know like those ones you can dangle from the ceiling?"
Now that's a sexy thought....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah seems too much like hard work.
But the reward is so worth it!
I'm catching up on my tan though.
Good point. I'm not sure waxing is a garden activity....
Probably just get flies stuck on the wax strips before you could use them! You know like those ones you can dangle from the ceiling?
Now that's a sexy thought.... "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Nah seems too much like hard work.
But the reward is so worth it!
I'm catching up on my tan though.
Good point. I'm not sure waxing is a garden activity....
Probably just get flies stuck on the wax strips before you could use them! You know like those ones you can dangle from the ceiling?
Now that's a sexy thought....
"
You're just too good at bringing me back down to earth woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah seems too much like hard work.
But the reward is so worth it!
I'm catching up on my tan though.
Good point. I'm not sure waxing is a garden activity....
Probably just get flies stuck on the wax strips before you could use them! You know like those ones you can dangle from the ceiling?
Now that's a sexy thought....
You're just too good at bringing me back down to earth woman."
Sorry!
Shouts*
Flap for wax, flaps for wax!
(Its ok no one noticed back on subject!) |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Nah seems too much like hard work.
But the reward is so worth it!
I'm catching up on my tan though.
Good point. I'm not sure waxing is a garden activity....
Probably just get flies stuck on the wax strips before you could use them! You know like those ones you can dangle from the ceiling?
Now that's a sexy thought....
You're just too good at bringing me back down to earth woman.
Sorry!
Shouts*
Flap for wax, flaps for wax!
(Its ok no one noticed back on subject!) "
Just big red tender ones. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Nah seems too much like hard work.
But the reward is so worth it!
I'm catching up on my tan though.
Good point. I'm not sure waxing is a garden activity....
Probably just get flies stuck on the wax strips before you could use them! You know like those ones you can dangle from the ceiling?
Now that's a sexy thought....
You're just too good at bringing me back down to earth woman.
Sorry!
Shouts*
Flap for wax, flaps for wax!
(Its ok no one noticed back on subject!) "
You're a genius! |
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