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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Twat 
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x"
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it  |
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over a year ago
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it "
A twat tat! 
What is it? Is it someone's name?  |
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it "
And very lovely it is too |
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over a year ago
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it "
A stick man pushing a lawnmower? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name? "
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name? "
Or a twattoo  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
And very lovely it is too "
Why thank you darling |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Or a twattoo "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A stick man pushing a lawnmower? "
Nope. Once it's mown there is no need for a lawnmower. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there."
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please? |
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
And very lovely it is too
Why thank you darling "
You are most welcome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
And very lovely it is too
Why thank you darling
You are most welcome "
You've seen it?
(How do you do the crying emoji btw?) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For example, I have a unique sense of entitlement for vagina 
That's not an unique trait on here OP. Give us a proper one
Ladies first! x
Your OP, you answer first "
You've seen all my bits, you tell me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A stick man pushing a lawnmower? "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?"
Hope you've a large pen  |
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there."
I still can't believe you've had my name tattooed on your cute and very smooth foof Posh |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
I still can't believe you've had my name tattooed on your cute and very smooth foof Posh "
Dammit. And I was so convincing about not having a name there
It's like I'm branded! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen "
Bingo marker! |
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen
Bingo marker! "
Awwwww are you only going to get to leave a temporary mark? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen
Bingo marker!
Awwwww are you only going to get to leave a temporary mark? "
I didn't say where I was going to "dab" it |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen
Bingo marker! "
Need something bigger than that |
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen
Bingo marker!
Awwwww are you only going to get to leave a temporary mark?
I didn't say where I was going to "dab" it "
It'll soon wear off unlike mine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen
Bingo marker!
Need something bigger than that "
Like the big giant dildo on the right?  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen
Bingo marker!
Awwwww are you only going to get to leave a temporary mark?
I didn't say where I was going to "dab" it
It'll soon wear off unlike mine "
I'm stuck with you..... and I like it |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen
Bingo marker!
Need something bigger than that
Like the big giant dildo on the right? "
That doesn't have the ability to write.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ball are always tight, thay just don't swing"
Omg fella, mine are like that! But tbh I wouldn't want them swinging all over the show, I'd be worried about sitting on them! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen
Bingo marker!
Need something bigger than that
Like the big giant dildo on the right?
That doesn't have the ability to write...."
Glass one on the left? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a magical pussy!
Well I feel uniquely entitled to proof of that plz tks, in my box  .not again! 
Anyway- you cant tell by just looking!  "
I didn't say my heartfelt entitlement was limited to viewing
(I actually read it as musical pussy originally ) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen
Bingo marker!
Need something bigger than that
Like the big giant dildo on the right?
That doesn't have the ability to write....
Glass one on the left? "
That doesn't either. Dildos aren't for writing with sweetie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a magical pussy!
Well I feel uniquely entitled to proof of that plz tks, in my box .not again!
Anyway- you cant tell by just looking!
I didn't say my heartfelt entitlement was limited to viewing
(I actually read it as musical pussy originally )"
Shoulda gone to specsavers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For example, I have a unique sense of entitlement for vagina
Yep, definitely unique. "
Oh Meli, if only you shared my view on this and indulged me with more than mug shots |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen
Bingo marker!
Need something bigger than that
Like the big giant dildo on the right?
That doesn't have the ability to write....
Glass one on the left?
That doesn't either. Dildos aren't for writing with sweetie."
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough and that works in reverse, right? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have a magical pussy!
You certainly do!
See- she knows!!  
In a purely innocent fashion obvs.
Well yeah, just heard it on the grapevine didnt ya!"
Well..... there was this rumour.... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen
Bingo marker!
Need something bigger than that
Like the big giant dildo on the right?
That doesn't have the ability to write....
Glass one on the left?
That doesn't either. Dildos aren't for writing with sweetie.
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough and that works in reverse, right?"
I'll let you try writing with the one in the middle. See how well that goes. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"For example, I have a unique sense of entitlement for vagina
Yep, definitely unique.
Oh Meli, if only you shared my view on this and indulged me with more than mug shots "
Mug/boob shots are standard fat girl photos, can't break with the norm. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen
Bingo marker!
Need something bigger than that
Like the big giant dildo on the right?
That doesn't have the ability to write....
Glass one on the left?
That doesn't either. Dildos aren't for writing with sweetie.
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough and that works in reverse, right?
I'll let you try writing with the one in the middle. See how well that goes."
Like icing a cake, right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For example, I have a unique sense of entitlement for vagina
Yep, definitely unique.
Oh Meli, if only you shared my view on this and indulged me with more than mug shots
Mug/boob shots are standard fat girl photos, can't break with the norm.
"
Oh shurrrupp, you're hotter than the sun!  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen
Bingo marker!
Need something bigger than that
Like the big giant dildo on the right?
That doesn't have the ability to write....
Glass one on the left?
That doesn't either. Dildos aren't for writing with sweetie.
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough and that works in reverse, right?
I'll let you try writing with the one in the middle. See how well that goes.
Like icing a cake, right? "
Not with a dildo. Not this one anyway. Need a penis for that kind of thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a magical pussy!
You certainly do!
See- she knows!!
In a purely innocent fashion obvs.
Well yeah, just heard it on the grapevine didnt ya!
Well..... there was this rumour.... "
Oi! I resemble that remark! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a magical pussy!
You certainly do!
See- she knows!!
In a purely innocent fashion obvs.
Well yeah, just heard it on the grapevine didnt ya!
Well..... there was this rumour.... "
Don't believe the fab rumours! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen
Bingo marker!
Need something bigger than that
Like the big giant dildo on the right?
That doesn't have the ability to write....
Glass one on the left?
That doesn't either. Dildos aren't for writing with sweetie.
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough and that works in reverse, right?
I'll let you try writing with the one in the middle. See how well that goes.
Like icing a cake, right?
Not with a dildo. Not this one anyway. Need a penis for that kind of thing."
I forgot how perverted you are! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a magical pussy!
You certainly do!
See- she knows!!
In a purely innocent fashion obvs.
Well yeah, just heard it on the grapevine didnt ya!
Well..... there was this rumour....
Don't believe the fab rumours! "
Quick, Nip it in the bud! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have a magical pussy!
You certainly do!
See- she knows!!
In a purely innocent fashion obvs.
Well yeah, just heard it on the grapevine didnt ya!
Well..... there was this rumour....
Oi! I resemble that remark! "
Never heard a rumour on here ever. Obvs. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Twat
What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x
I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.
As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it
A twat tat!
What is it? Is it someone's name?
Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.
Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?
Hope you've a large pen
Bingo marker!
Need something bigger than that
Like the big giant dildo on the right?
That doesn't have the ability to write....
Glass one on the left?
That doesn't either. Dildos aren't for writing with sweetie.
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough and that works in reverse, right?
I'll let you try writing with the one in the middle. See how well that goes.
Like icing a cake, right?
Not with a dildo. Not this one anyway. Need a penis for that kind of thing.
I forgot how perverted you are! "
Liar. You've never forgotten anything about me |
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