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Best, worst cheesiest pick up lines

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Show us what you’ve got when it comes to the best or worst pick up lines, I’ll start,

I may not have taken your virginity but can I at least play with the box it came in,

Or you remind me of my pinkie toe, because sooner or later I’m going to bang you on the kitchen table

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hubby took out a handkerchief and asked me if it smelt like chloroform.. Must have worked as we are still together all these years later

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hubby took out a handkerchief and asked me if it smelt like chloroform.. Must have worked as we are still together all these years later "
hahahaha the old frankie Boyle loving it

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By *inkycatWoman over a year ago

High Wycombe

The worst one I’ve ever heard was “if I can wake up next to you in the morning, I’ll wonder why I ever went to sleep”.

Nearly worked... but not quite!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Think the worst one I’ve heard is you want to go half’s on a bastard

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