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over a year ago
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"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?
Love and Peace 
Let’s hope you Haven’t got a tiny cut 
That just made my eyes water "
That’s the idea. I want my Japs eye to water  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope you don't have any shaving cuts.. 
I have a full bush at present so I’ll be safe "
That's all good then. I'll squirt some hair conditioner from afar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yep, and will help get rid of your smegma build-up. Socially responsible and cheeseless? Wanking heaven."
You’ve thought this through as well haven’t you?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?
Love and Peace
Let’s hope you Haven’t got a tiny cut "
Well how big is your cu.....oh you said cut...my bad |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hope you don't have any shaving cuts..
I have a full bush at present so I’ll be safe
That's all good then. I'll squirt some hair conditioner from afar "
I’ll be doing the squirting around here Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hope you don't have any shaving cuts..
I have a full bush at present so I’ll be safe
That's all good then. I'll squirt some hair conditioner from afar
I’ll be doing the squirting around here Mrs "
Its Ms  stop bossing me about or I'll squirt it in your eye. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Yep, and will help get rid of your smegma build-up. Socially responsible and cheeseless? Wanking heaven.
You’ve thought this through as well haven’t you? "
Of course. This is the sort of important thing I dwell on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?
Love and Peace
Let’s hope you Haven’t got a tiny cut
Well how big is your cu.....oh you said cut...my bad "
where’s the laughing out loud emoji  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yep, and will help get rid of your smegma build-up. Socially responsible and cheeseless? Wanking heaven.
You’ve thought this through as well haven’t you?
Of course. This is the sort of important thing I dwell on. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?
Love and Peace
I tried it in the queue for Tesco’s and got told it was HIGHLY irresponsible!!"
So it’s true only smelly knobs shop at Tesco then  |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
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"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?
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I tried it in the queue for Tesco’s and got told it was HIGHLY irresponsible!!
So it’s true only smelly knobs shop at Tesco then "
Possibly...???
Every time I go there’s an F Pace double parked in disabled with a huge penis drawn on the back window |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Have to be careful. I had a wank using neat shower gel once which I didn't wash off properly. All the skin started to peel off as it had dried it out. My girlfriend at the time was not impressed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hope you don't have any shaving cuts..
I have a full bush at present so I’ll be safe
However will you find it then! "
You wouldn’t like it as a wart on the end of your nose |
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