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How do you like a Banana?
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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I’m very fussy with my bananas. Too yellow and I don’t like them. Too green I don’t like them. They have to be a specific way.
Is it a specific texture or down to taste? 
Both x"
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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Just turned yellow, still hard but lost that meh taste you get with green.
Then slice it and add to hot waffle or pancake with toffee sauce, ice cream or cream "
(Drooling) - you had me at waffle.
Like the ones in Morrison's.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hard. Like only just turned from green to yellow "
This. Even a hint of green. I do eat them when they are more ripe if I’m going on a long run or bike ride because the energy in them breaks down faster apparently. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"However they come as long as they're not too green...I love bananas.
I like squishy ones on toast, I like to bake them with a bit of golden syrup/honey and brandy, and I adore banana fritters  "
Oh yes.. this reminds me.. banana pancakes with maple syrup and toasted pecans. |
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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"However they come as long as they're not too green...I love bananas.
I like squishy ones on toast, I like to bake them with a bit of golden syrup/honey and brandy, and I adore banana fritters "
Got to love a banana butty.  |
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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Up the arse.
Oh sorry, did I misread the question?
Mrs TMN 
It's open to interpretation.
I mean, it has to be underripe for that malarkey. Unless you're into squidgy banana bum of course. "
Maybe the squishy one would act as a lube. |
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"Up the arse.
Oh sorry, did I misread the question?
Mrs TMN
It's open to interpretation.
I mean, it has to be underripe for that malarkey. Unless you're into squidgy banana bum of course.
Maybe the squishy one would act as a lube. "
What a mental image!  |
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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Up the arse.
Oh sorry, did I misread the question?
Mrs TMN
It's open to interpretation.
I mean, it has to be underripe for that malarkey. Unless you're into squidgy banana bum of course.
Maybe the squishy one would act as a lube.
What a mental image! "
It could be classes as anal foreplay. |
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"Up the arse.
Oh sorry, did I misread the question?
Mrs TMN
It's open to interpretation.
I mean, it has to be underripe for that malarkey. Unless you're into squidgy banana bum of course.
Maybe the squishy one would act as a lube.
What a mental image!
It could be classes as anal foreplay. "
Or a waste of perfectly good food |
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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Up the arse.
Oh sorry, did I misread the question?
Mrs TMN
It's open to interpretation.
I mean, it has to be underripe for that malarkey. Unless you're into squidgy banana bum of course.
Maybe the squishy one would act as a lube.
What a mental image!
It could be classes as anal foreplay.
Or a waste of perfectly good food "
That's OK - I'm on a diet anyway   |
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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Ripe and peeled usually ..
I've only recently found out I've been peeling them from the wrong end.
Eh lol .. "
Until recently, I've always opened them from the top (as they hang). Silly me. |
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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I like mine overly ripe and soft, especially in a sandwich
Now i want a banana butty with chocolate sauce. 
If you can spread chocolate I don’t want to eat it   "
I have some squeezy stuff -less messy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ripe and peeled usually ..
I've only recently found out I've been peeling them from the wrong end.
Eh lol ..
Until recently, I've always opened them from the top (as they hang). Silly me. "
That’s the way I open them .. ... .. to me it’s right |
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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I like them in cake
I thought you might say - inside a ring donut.
Ahh, I see where you’re going with this! Not sure Krispy Kreme serve them like that!"
I could do a special one -just for you to get your mouth around. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With peace.
Bananas in pyjamas
Waving white pillow covers
They don't allow dramas
Just gentle threading lovers
Peace'n'bananas..
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Jim why do you need two Bananas you greedy sucker  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With peace.
Bananas in pyjamas
Waving white pillow covers
They don't allow dramas
Just gentle threading lovers
Peace'n'bananas..
Jim why do you need two Bananas you greedy sucker "
I have a healthy appetite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My work colleague used to smash them on wholemeal toast and the other side was covered in raspberry jam. He loved it. Bless him
So - coated on both sides? "
Slammed together |
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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"My work colleague used to smash them on wholemeal toast and the other side was covered in raspberry jam. He loved it. Bless him
So - coated on both sides?
Slammed together "
Phew.
That actually sounds nice. |
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