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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've joined the rest of the modern world and I now have a webcam.
Now I've realised I have to do something with my crypt as it will be seen by others!
Better get the duster out! |
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"I've joined the rest of the modern world and I now have a webcam.
Now I've realised I have to do something with my crypt as it will be seen by others!
Better get the duster out!"
"Crypt". That made me giggle way more than it should  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, that’s no bloody good! You’ve got the duster out to clear the webs....what about your webcam??  "
The webs are staying man!! Seriously, I don't have the heart to clear the ones on the ceiling. It's like free goth home decor!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pro tip: it's enough to clear the come of vision of the camera! No need to tidy the whole place :p"
I'm from Yorkshire dude, we have to spend two days cleaning the whole house before a visitor comes and then STILL apologise for the mess |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Blimey, you are high tec! Even I don't have one of those contraptions. "
I know! I'm scared. It's HD so I may shit myself when I see my face and go back to the phone cam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, that’s no bloody good! You’ve got the duster out to clear the webs....what about your webcam??
The webs are staying man!! Seriously, I don't have the heart to clear the ones on the ceiling. It's like free goth home decor!
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Suck em up the hoover!! |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
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"Pro tip: it's enough to clear the come of vision of the camera! No need to tidy the whole place :p
I'm from Yorkshire dude, we have to spend two days cleaning the whole house before a visitor comes and then STILL apologise for the mess "
My mates mum (also Yorkshire) cleans the whole house before the cleaner arrives! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't forget to load it with coal. There should be a trapdoor at the back where you can shovel it in"
This ones water powered by the wheel and stream outside
Er I mean, powered by the blood of sacrificed virgins! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, that’s no bloody good! You’ve got the duster out to clear the webs....what about your webcam??
The webs are staying man!! Seriously, I don't have the heart to clear the ones on the ceiling. It's like free goth home decor!
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Pretty much be making them homeless if you did without so much as an eviction notice. You’re a good man. Webcam should be right at home with you then.
What’s that? It’s not that type of web? What is this modern contraption you speak of, webcam, then?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Blimey, you are high tec! Even I don't have one of those contraptions.
I know! I'm scared. It's HD so I may shit myself when I see my face and go back to the phone cam "
Phone cam? Now you really are messing with my mind!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pro tip: it's enough to clear the come of vision of the camera! No need to tidy the whole place :p
I'm from Yorkshire dude, we have to spend two days cleaning the whole house before a visitor comes and then STILL apologise for the mess
My mates mum (also Yorkshire) cleans the whole house before the cleaner arrives!"
You are joking, of course....you are, aren’t you??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m sure it’s not the case but I have an image of you looking all goth on webcam sat in a really chintzy room. All flowery and filled with doilies and bone China ornaments. |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
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"Pro tip: it's enough to clear the come of vision of the camera! No need to tidy the whole place :p
I'm from Yorkshire dude, we have to spend two days cleaning the whole house before a visitor comes and then STILL apologise for the mess
My mates mum (also Yorkshire) cleans the whole house before the cleaner arrives!
You are joking, of course....you are, aren’t you??? "
Of course!
No. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pro tip: it's enough to clear the come of vision of the camera! No need to tidy the whole place :p
I'm from Yorkshire dude, we have to spend two days cleaning the whole house before a visitor comes and then STILL apologise for the mess
My mates mum (also Yorkshire) cleans the whole house before the cleaner arrives!
You are joking, of course....you are, aren’t you???
Of course!
No."
I want that cleaner’s job!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m sure it’s not the case but I have an image of you looking all goth on webcam sat in a really chintzy room. All flowery and filled with doilies and bone China ornaments. "
Now, that’s an image I can’t undo. |
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