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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

Here’s a thread for all those unloved ones who haven’t got an inbox full of meet invitations

Feel free to take solace in each other’s lack of love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pulls up a chair and gets out some cake

Hi all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get a pint of Guinness while I'm here.....do you want one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It'll be a brave soul to offer me a meet.

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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

At this rate I will have to get a beer chiller installed and some more sofas

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

Not that I'm wanting to actually meet at the moment anyway but I don't have an Inbox full of offers either so can I join?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I'll come sit with you lot

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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

"Not that I'm wanting to actually meet at the moment anyway but I don't have an Inbox full of offers either so can I join?"

Of course you can. The more of us unloved the better, you never know it could be the best let of fab

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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

"I'll come sit with you lot

Pull up a lap to sit on my sparkly friend

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Shift up

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By *AABMan over a year ago

Not far

I feel i probably belong on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh please, Sympathy-shags-r-us!?

Maybe try being more inclusive!

I post on your thread, not because my inbox isnt yellow, it is, but because I am discerning, and don't drop my knickers for just a shag!!

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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

More sofas a wine fridge and a cake stand being delivered shortly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in! Always chosen not to be bothered by lots of messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, room for one more? Ill bring my own crisps and pop

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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

"Oh please, Sympathy-shags-r-us!?

Maybe try being more inclusive!

I post on your thread, not because my inbox isnt yellow, it is, but because I am discerning, and don't drop my knickers for just a shag!!

Inclusive, we couldn’t be more inclusive here

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Oh please, Sympathy-shags-r-us!?

Maybe try being more inclusive!

I post on your thread, not because my inbox isnt yellow, it is, but because I am discerning, and don't drop my knickers for just a shag!!

Inclusive, we couldn’t be more inclusive here "

I’m sure that there’s no one you’d turn down

(That was a joke btw)

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Oh please, Sympathy-shags-r-us!?

Maybe try being more inclusive!

I post on your thread, not because my inbox isnt yellow, it is, but because I am discerning, and don't drop my knickers for just a shag!!

Neither do a lot of people. It's a lighthearted thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have an inbox???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh please, Sympathy-shags-r-us!?

Maybe try being more inclusive!

I post on your thread, not because my inbox isnt yellow, it is, but because I am discerning, and don't drop my knickers for just a shag!!

I'm not looking for a shag let alone a sympathy one.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

I certainly qualify.. such is life.

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

In not unloved, I'm just here for the free buffet

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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

"In not unloved, I'm just here for the free buffet

Wash your hands before you put them in the nut bowl

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By *nfin8yWoman over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Coffee anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee anyone?"

That would set me up nicely

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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

"Coffee anyone?"

Already on the hard stuff, we have draught beer. And all spirits too

But there is milk in the fridge ( next to the cake )

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Coffee anyone?"

Please x

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By *ussieChrisMan over a year ago

Walsall

I'll just curl up in a corner and have a nap.. Someone poke me if I'm needed.. Or wanted

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Coffee anyone?

Please x"
want some cake? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WOW coffee, alcohol, buffet and cake. I'm staying here

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By *eteandMJCouple over a year ago

Bridgend

"Coffee anyone?

Please x want some cake? X"

Shuffles in as soon as I heard cake

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Coffee anyone?"
white and 2 please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh please, Sympathy-shags-r-us!?

Maybe try being more inclusive!

I post on your thread, not because my inbox isnt yellow, it is, but because I am discerning, and don't drop my knickers for just a shag!!

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By *0astMan over a year ago

Discovering

"Coffee anyone?"

Don’t mind if I do, that’s very kind of you, thank you

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By *kaythen07Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

Room for a little one?

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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

A bit early for the festivities to begin but I just doing a deal for a pole dancing pole and a duke box on eBay should I get them??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someones looked at me already

I'll just step outside for a vape to calm down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bit early for the festivities to begin but I just doing a deal for a pole dancing pole and a duke box on eBay should I get them??"

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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

"Room for a little one?"

Big ones, little ones, we are all inclusive on this thread

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

With all this coffee about I'll have to keep my distance as even the smell can give me headaches I'll just be outside

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Have you got some tea and I'll bring cheesecake

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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

"With all this coffee about I'll have to keep my distance as even the smell can give me headaches I'll just be outside "

Government advice is to keep the windows open, would that help

Can’t have you out in the cold

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By *irty desireWoman over a year ago

newcatle

Can I squeeze in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With all this coffee about I'll have to keep my distance as even the smell can give me headaches I'll just be outside

Government advice is to keep the windows open, would that help

Can’t have you out in the cold "

Maybe she's come to join me while I vape

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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

"Have you got some tea and I'll bring cheesecake

"
. There is always tea in the pot and plenty of room on the MULTI TIER cake stand

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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

"Can I squeeze in

Of course you can, pull up a sofa or a lap to sit on

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Coffee anyone?

Please x want some cake? X"

I'm only here for the cake as it's not advised for any shenanigans to be going on just yet

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By *irty desireWoman over a year ago

newcatle

"Can I squeeze in

Of course you can, pull up a sofa or a lap to sit on "

Can i have coffee n a toast plz.. too early for cake

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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

"Can I squeeze in

Of course you can, pull up a sofa or a lap to sit on

Can i have coffee n a toast plz.. too early for cake

Easily arranged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh please, Sympathy-shags-r-us!?

Maybe try being more inclusive!

I post on your thread, not because my inbox isnt yellow, it is, but because I am discerning, and don't drop my knickers for just a shag!!

Neither do a lot of people. It's a lighthearted thread

As was my response!

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

"With all this coffee about I'll have to keep my distance as even the smell can give me headaches I'll just be outside

Government advice is to keep the windows open, would that help

Can’t have you out in the cold

Maybe she's come to join me while I vape

I do vape myself I'm a hardy sort it's not cold out may stand by the open window so can still join in conversation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks I will sit here and sob quietly

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By *irty desireWoman over a year ago

newcatle

"Thanks I will sit here and sob quietly"

No don’t there’s no shame in having an empty box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With all this coffee about I'll have to keep my distance as even the smell can give me headaches I'll just be outside

Government advice is to keep the windows open, would that help

Can’t have you out in the cold

Maybe she's come to join me while I vape

I do vape myself I'm a hardy sort it's not cold out may stand by the open window so can still join in conversation"

Just pass the drinks out through the window

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By *irty desireWoman over a year ago

newcatle

"Oh please, Sympathy-shags-r-us!?

Maybe try being more inclusive!

I post on your thread, not because my inbox isnt yellow, it is, but because I am discerning, and don't drop my knickers for just a shag!!

Neither do a lot of people. It's a lighthearted thread

As was my response!"

How come I don’t get any sympathy shags?? Are they good

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

"Here’s a thread for all those unloved ones who haven’t got an inbox full of meet invitations

Feel free to take solace in each other’s lack of love "

So basically single straight men who aren't body builders or minted

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Oh please, Sympathy-shags-r-us!?

Maybe try being more inclusive!

I post on your thread, not because my inbox isnt yellow, it is, but because I am discerning, and don't drop my knickers for just a shag!!

Neither do a lot of people. It's a lighthearted thread

As was my response!

How come I don’t get any sympathy shags?? Are they good

Could be a spinoff from fab

#SympathyShagsonus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could be a spinoff from fab

#SympathyShagsonus"

Where do I sign, errrr asking for a friend...... honest

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By *nfin8yWoman over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Coffee anyone?

That would set me up nicely

How do you take it?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Could be a spinoff from fab

#SympathyShagsonus

Where do I sign, errrr asking for a friend...... honest

.............(signature)

Just on the dotted line

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By *nfin8yWoman over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Can I squeeze in

Of course you can, pull up a sofa or a lap to sit on

Can i have coffee n a toast plz.. too early for cake

How do you take your coffee? White or brown bread for toast?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee anyone?

That would set me up nicely

How do you take it?"

Black no sugar. Thank you.

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By *irty desireWoman over a year ago

newcatle

"Can I squeeze in

Of course you can, pull up a sofa or a lap to sit on

Can i have coffee n a toast plz.. too early for cake

How do you take your coffee? White or brown bread for toast?"

Black 2 sweetnas, white bread n lurpac if you have it plz

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Can I have a banana for my toast please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could be a spinoff from fab

#SympathyShagsonus

Where do I sign, errrr asking for a friend...... honest

.............(signature)

Just on the dotted line

Frantically searches for a pen, OK I'm in yessss......I mean my friend is in yay

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

"Coffee anyone?"

Just please nato standard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee anyone?"

Yes please , 2 sugars

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

"Here’s a thread for all those unloved ones who haven’t got an inbox full of meet invitations

Feel free to take solace in each other’s lack of love

So basically single straight men who aren't body builders or minted "

Oh I didn't know I was a guy

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By *ripodKeithMan over a year ago

newcastle

Did someone say cake?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Did someone say cake?"

We are having coffee and toast

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Oh please, Sympathy-shags-r-us!?

Maybe try being more inclusive!

I post on your thread, not because my inbox isnt yellow, it is, but because I am discerning, and don't drop my knickers for just a shag!!

Neither do a lot of people. It's a lighthearted thread

As was my response!

How come I don’t get any sympathy shags?? Are they good

Could be a spinoff from fab

#SympathyShagsonus"

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By *oody HuddsonMan over a year ago

sexy town

"I'll come sit with you lot

A gorgeous sexy woman like you x

I don’t believe your inbox isn’t over flowing.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

My inbox might as well have police tape around it, cordoning it off

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll come sit with you lot

A gorgeous sexy woman like you x

I don’t believe your inbox isn’t over flowing. "

I only popped in because someone mentioned cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here’s a thread for all those unloved ones who haven’t got an inbox full of meet invitations

Feel free to take solace in each other’s lack of love

So basically single straight men who aren't body builders or minted

Oh I didn't know I was a guy"

If you don't get a meet request by midnight you'll turn into a straight single man.

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

Pours a glass of self pity juice and picks up a packet of broken hopes.

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

"Here’s a thread for all those unloved ones who haven’t got an inbox full of meet invitations

Feel free to take solace in each other’s lack of love

So basically single straight men who aren't body builders or minted

Oh I didn't know I was a guy

If you don't get a meet request by midnight you'll turn into a straight single man."

Haha well guess I'll have prepare to change my profile then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh please, Sympathy-shags-r-us!?

Maybe try being more inclusive!

I post on your thread, not because my inbox isnt yellow, it is, but because I am discerning, and don't drop my knickers for just a shag!!

Oh please give it a rest....let people post there woe is me threads....why does it bother you so much?

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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

"Oh please, Sympathy-shags-r-us!?

Maybe try being more inclusive!

I post on your thread, not because my inbox isnt yellow, it is, but because I am discerning, and don't drop my knickers for just a shag!!

Oh please give it a rest....let people post there woe is me threads....why does it bother you so much?"

FYI

NOT a woe is me thread, it was started for a bit of fun ( although a few people don’t get that)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s this thing ‘message’ you speak of?? Is it like a unicorn??? Or a pot of gold??? You hear of them but never actually see one

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By *oberts_onMan over a year ago

King's Lynn

"Here’s a thread for all those unloved ones who haven’t got an inbox full of meet invitations

Feel free to take solace in each other’s lack of love "

That just about sums me up!!

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Anyone want another coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone want another coffee"

Might as well...im here for the day lol

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By *umalotagain OP Man over a year ago

a town called malice

"Anyone want another coffee

Might as well...im here for the day lol"

Sod that I am opening the whisky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone want another coffee

Might as well...im here for the day lol

Sod that I am opening the whisky

Go on then...its 5 o'clock somewhere

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Anyone want another coffee

Might as well...im here for the day lol

Sod that I am opening the whisky

I like your thinking

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll stay until i see some of the yellow things in my inbox.

Maybe they're just a fairy tale.

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

"Anyone want another coffee

Might as well...im here for the day lol

Sod that I am opening the whisky

Go on then...its 5 o'clock somewhere "

Good song although I had best wait till after work to have a drink but when I do mines a double JD and Coke no ice thanks or shall I just bring my own?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone want another coffee

Might as well...im here for the day lol

Sod that I am opening the whisky

I'll have a vodka on the rocks.

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

Finally a place where I feel welcome.

Too early for a beer so I am going to enjoy a nice cup of tea

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'll stay until i see some of the yellow things in my inbox.

Maybe they're just a fairy tale.

Come and have some cake and a natter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll stay until i see some of the yellow things in my inbox.

Maybe they're just a fairy tale.

A Grimm one.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll stay until i see some of the yellow things in my inbox.

Maybe they're just a fairy tale.

Come and have some cake and a natter

Cor blimey missus,

TAXI...

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By *oody HuddsonMan over a year ago

sexy town

"I'll come sit with you lot

A gorgeous sexy woman like you x

I don’t believe your inbox isn’t over flowing.

I only popped in because someone mentioned cake

Lol cake is good

But Chocolate is always the answer no mater what the question

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'll stay until i see some of the yellow things in my inbox.

Maybe they're just a fairy tale.

Come and have some cake and a natter

Cor blimey missus,

TAXI..."

With the rest of us

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll stay until i see some of the yellow things in my inbox.

Maybe they're just a fairy tale.

Come and have some cake and a natter

Cor blimey missus,

TAXI...

With the rest of us

Maybe a coach. With a fridge for the cake.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll come sit with you lot

A gorgeous sexy woman like you x

I don’t believe your inbox isn’t over flowing.

I only popped in because someone mentioned cake

Lol cake is good

But Chocolate is always the answer no mater what the question

Now combine the 2 and I'd be in heaven

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By *ustustwo.1965Couple over a year ago

"Here’s a thread for all those unloved ones who haven’t got an inbox full of meet invitations

Feel free to take solace in each other’s lack of love "

We sincerely hope that no one comes on here looking for love.

If that is the case, maybe the wrong site??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will join in

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Here’s a thread for all those unloved ones who haven’t got an inbox full of meet invitations

Feel free to take solace in each other’s lack of love

We sincerely hope that no one comes on here looking for love.

If that is the case, maybe the wrong site??"

People do find love on here sometimes x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In not unloved, I'm just here for the free buffet

Wash your hands before you put them in the nut bowl "

And wash your nuts too before you get them out for a play, salted peanuts are one thing but salty nuts quite another lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here’s a thread for all those unloved ones who haven’t got an inbox full of meet invitations

Feel free to take solace in each other’s lack of love

We sincerely hope that no one comes on here looking for love.

If that is the case, maybe the wrong site??"

'O wonder!

How many goodly creatures are there here!

How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world

That has such people in't!'

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By *ic_khan2341Man over a year ago

Manchester

Yes, OK Claire. Pm me

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By *oody HuddsonMan over a year ago

sexy town

"I'll come sit with you lot

A gorgeous sexy woman like you x

I don’t believe your inbox isn’t over flowing.

I only popped in because someone mentioned cake

Lol cake is good

But Chocolate is always the answer no mater what the question

Now combine the 2 and I'd be in heaven

See I told you Chocolate was always the answer. I agree Chocolate cake is delicious. But would you share ?

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'll stay until i see some of the yellow things in my inbox.

Maybe they're just a fairy tale.

Come and have some cake and a natter

Cor blimey missus,

TAXI...

With the rest of us

Maybe a coach. With a fridge for the cake.

Now your talking

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

"See I told you Chocolate was always the answer. I agree Chocolate cake is delicious. But would you share ? "

Never!

Sharing is what you do of you can't afford one each

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By *olinOfBathMan over a year ago

Corsham

Cake? Did someone mention cake?

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By *ffit101Man over a year ago

Cork and West Cork

"Coffee anyone?

Already on the hard stuff, we have draught beer. And all spirits too

But there is milk in the fridge ( next to the cake )"

I just used that milk for white Russians. I'll run a buy more brb

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I've got brownies just out of the oven if anyone wants one

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll come sit with you lot

A gorgeous sexy woman like you x

I don’t believe your inbox isn’t over flowing.

I only popped in because someone mentioned cake

Lol cake is good

But Chocolate is always the answer no mater what the question

Now combine the 2 and I'd be in heaven

See I told you Chocolate was always the answer. I agree Chocolate cake is delicious. But would you share ? "

I'm a caring person...I even share my last rolo

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By *istnbroke69Man over a year ago

Cheshire / Shropshire

I will pull up a chair, think inbox is a little broken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll come sit with you lot

A gorgeous sexy woman like you x

I don’t believe your inbox isn’t over flowing.

I only popped in because someone mentioned cake

Lol cake is good

But Chocolate is always the answer no mater what the question

Now combine the 2 and I'd be in heaven

See I told you Chocolate was always the answer. I agree Chocolate cake is delicious. But would you share ?

I'm a caring person...I even share my last rolo

Share???? You give away your last rolo lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t even get a hello, never mind a meet up invite!!

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll come sit with you lot

A gorgeous sexy woman like you x

I don’t believe your inbox isn’t over flowing.

I only popped in because someone mentioned cake

Lol cake is good

But Chocolate is always the answer no mater what the question

Now combine the 2 and I'd be in heaven

See I told you Chocolate was always the answer. I agree Chocolate cake is delicious. But would you share ?

I'm a caring person...I even share my last rolo

Share???? You give away your last rolo lol "

Yes x

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Don’t even get a hello, never mind a meet up invite!! "

Hiya x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a hot chocolate please and 2 bodies to snuggle in-between,I'm feeling very needy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a hot chocolate please and 2 bodies to snuggle in-between,I'm feeling very needy

Im 1 body...help yourself lol x

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By *ayBigMan over a year ago

birmingham

whats the real kicker is you nearly get the meet message then they just go weird and block you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a hot chocolate please and 2 bodies to snuggle in-between,I'm feeling very needy

Im 1 body...help yourself lol x"

Oh,thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t even get a hello, never mind a meet up invite!!

Hiya x

Except you sparkly angel

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Don’t even get a hello, never mind a meet up invite!!

Hiya x

Except you sparkly angel

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I have a hot chocolate please and 2 bodies to snuggle in-between,I'm feeling very needy

Be careful with hot chocolate though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t even get a hello, never mind a meet up invite!!

Hiya x

Except you sparkly angel

Oooh also devilish of course.. typical red head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a hot chocolate please and 2 bodies to snuggle in-between,I'm feeling very needy

Be careful with hot chocolate though.

Don't worry,I never spill it

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By *.R.MMan over a year ago

Norfolk

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a hot chocolate please and 2 bodies to snuggle in-between,I'm feeling very needy

Be careful with hot chocolate though.

In case they start singing you sexy thing....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I have a hot chocolate please and 2 bodies to snuggle in-between,I'm feeling very needy

Be careful with hot chocolate though.

In case they start singing you sexy thing...."

Not to me they won't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a hot chocolate please and 2 bodies to snuggle in-between,I'm feeling very needy

Be careful with hot chocolate though.

In case they start singing you sexy thing...."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Self lover here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello strangers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh please, Sympathy-shags-r-us!?

Maybe try being more inclusive!

I post on your thread, not because my inbox isnt yellow, it is, but because I am discerning, and don't drop my knickers for just a shag!!

Neither do a lot of people. It's a lighthearted thread

As was my response!

How come I don’t get any sympathy shags?? Are they good

I wouldnt know I can't even get one of them (takes a large slice of cake)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lighthearted humour is always welcome.

As are winks, messages and star bars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thankfully my inbox isn't full of meet invitations. I don't want to feel like dial-a-shag. I am happy as I am.

So who has cake?

NBVN x

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Thankfully my inbox isn't full of meet invitations. I don't want to feel like dial-a-shag. I am happy as I am.

So who has cake?

NBVN x "

You can join us on the coach, if you wish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thankfully my inbox isn't full of meet invitations. I don't want to feel like dial-a-shag. I am happy as I am.

So who has cake?

NBVN x

You can join us on the coach, if you wish.

But be warned I have singing hot chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thankfully my inbox isn't full of meet invitations. I don't want to feel like dial-a-shag. I am happy as I am.

So who has cake?

NBVN x

You can join us on the coach, if you wish.

But be warned I have singing hot chocolate

Haha that sounds fun

NBVN x

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Thankfully my inbox isn't full of meet invitations. I don't want to feel like dial-a-shag. I am happy as I am.

So who has cake?

NBVN x

You can join us on the coach, if you wish.

But be warned I have singing hot chocolate

Microphone and PA at the ready.

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

It must be nice being popular. Lol.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"Here’s a thread for all those unloved ones who haven’t got an inbox full of meet invitations

Feel free to take solace in each other’s lack of love "

I'll spread some love and I'll put the oven on and get the cake making started.

Anyone brewing coffee?

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By *.R.MMan over a year ago

Norfolk

"Here’s a thread for all those unloved ones who haven’t got an inbox full of meet invitations

Feel free to take solace in each other’s lack of love

I'll spread some love and I'll put the oven on and get the cake making started.

Anyone brewing coffee?"

Can I have tea instead?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here’s a thread for all those unloved ones who haven’t got an inbox full of meet invitations

Feel free to take solace in each other’s lack of love

I'll spread some love and I'll put the oven on and get the cake making started.

Anyone brewing coffee?"

I will happily pop the kettle on, as a caffeine addict I will need a cuppa for all the cake I intend to enjoy....(if only

)

NBVN x

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By *ustustwo.1965Couple over a year ago

"Here’s a thread for all those unloved ones who haven’t got an inbox full of meet invitations

Feel free to take solace in each other’s lack of love

We sincerely hope that no one comes on here looking for love.

If that is the case, maybe the wrong site??

People do find love on here sometimes x"

Agree totally.

But normally it isn't a place to look for love.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love these threads....my filters are never up...so anyone ever wanna message and chat about anything feel free x

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We are most definitely in this prestigious club

thankfully the forums keep us busy as our inbox is desolate 99% of the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now the apocalypse is coming to an end my inbox is a lot quieter.

So I'm in- I'm one if the unloved too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My photos work better than any site filter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A thread I can definitely relate to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bring tea and cake. Shove up and make some room.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I have hot beverages, cake and nibbles if anyone fancies a bit x

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have hot beverages, cake and nibbles if anyone fancies a bit x"

I'd love a bubble or 2 please.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I have hot beverages, cake and nibbles if anyone fancies a bit x

I'd love a bubble or 2 please.

bubbles x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have hot beverages, cake and nibbles if anyone fancies a bit x"

Coffee cake please and hug been feeling a bit down this week so far ! x

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have hot beverages, cake and nibbles if anyone fancies a bit x

I'd love a bubble or 2 please.

bubbles x"

And nibbles

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have hot beverages, cake and nibbles if anyone fancies a bit x"

Yes please but no cake

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I have hot beverages, cake and nibbles if anyone fancies a bit x

Yes please but no cake

I'm sure some of the guys would help us work off some of the cake

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I have hot beverages, cake and nibbles if anyone fancies a bit x

Coffee cake please and hug been feeling a bit down this week so far ! x

Big hug coming right at you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have hot beverages, cake and nibbles if anyone fancies a bit x

Yes please but no cake

I'm sure some of the guys would help us work off some of the cake

Well now you’ve said that....... bring on the cake

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have hot beverages, cake and nibbles if anyone fancies a bit x

Yes please but no cake

I'm sure some of the guys would help us work off some of the cake

*raises hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have hot beverages, cake and nibbles if anyone fancies a bit x

Coffee cake please and hug been feeling a bit down this week so far ! x

Big hug coming right at you x"

Thank you x

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By *oody HuddsonMan over a year ago

sexy town

"I'll come sit with you lot

A gorgeous sexy woman like you x

I don’t believe your inbox isn’t over flowing.

I only popped in because someone mentioned cake

Lol cake is good

But Chocolate is always the answer no mater what the question

Now combine the 2 and I'd be in heaven

See I told you Chocolate was always the answer. I agree Chocolate cake is delicious. But would you share ?

I'm a caring person...I even share my last rolo

Oh noooo I’d definitely give my last rolo to the lady. But I wouldn’t mind sharing a piece of chocolate cake with you x

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By *man013Man over a year ago

Derby

Let me just pull right on up wish I'd discovered this sacred grove a lot earlier aha

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By *oody HuddsonMan over a year ago

sexy town

"I have hot beverages, cake and nibbles if anyone fancies a bit x

Yes please but no cake

I'm sure some of the guys would help us work off some of the cake

Oh I could definitely help you work up an appetite for the cake in the first place and then when it’s been devoured help work those calories of too

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

"I have hot beverages, cake and nibbles if anyone fancies a bit x

Yes please but no cake

I'm sure some of the guys would help us work off some of the cake

Well now you’ve said that....... bring on the cake

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll come sit with you lot

A gorgeous sexy woman like you x

I don’t believe your inbox isn’t over flowing.

I only popped in because someone mentioned cake

Lol cake is good

But Chocolate is always the answer no mater what the question

Now combine the 2 and I'd be in heaven

See I told you Chocolate was always the answer. I agree Chocolate cake is delicious. But would you share ?

I'm a caring person...I even share my last rolo

Oh noooo I’d definitely give my last rolo to the lady. But I wouldn’t mind sharing a piece of chocolate cake with you x "

I'm happy to share x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi everyone.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

I guess I'll pop in and say hi as my inbox has been completely devoid of meet invitations as yet

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By *oody HuddsonMan over a year ago

sexy town

"I'll come sit with you lot

A gorgeous sexy woman like you x

I don’t believe your inbox isn’t over flowing.

I only popped in because someone mentioned cake

Lol cake is good

But Chocolate is always the answer no mater what the question

Now combine the 2 and I'd be in heaven

See I told you Chocolate was always the answer. I agree Chocolate cake is delicious. But would you share ?

I'm a caring person...I even share my last rolo

Oh noooo I’d definitely give my last rolo to the lady. But I wouldn’t mind sharing a piece of chocolate cake with you x

I'm happy to share x"

Hi S, I’ve just popped a message into your inbox. Do hope we can share that cake

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By *ollycouple71Couple over a year ago

manchester

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By *alty surpriseMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I try but to no avail...

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By *ayBigMan over a year ago

birmingham

cant believe these profiles arent getting meet requests

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll come sit with you lot

A gorgeous sexy woman like you x

I don’t believe your inbox isn’t over flowing.

I only popped in because someone mentioned cake

Lol cake is good

But Chocolate is always the answer no mater what the question

Now combine the 2 and I'd be in heaven

See I told you Chocolate was always the answer. I agree Chocolate cake is delicious. But would you share ?

I'm a caring person...I even share my last rolo

Oh noooo I’d definitely give my last rolo to the lady. But I wouldn’t mind sharing a piece of chocolate cake with you x

I'm happy to share x

Hi S, I’ve just popped a message into your inbox. Do hope we can share that cake

Well you now know what I like

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By *etshavesomefun7Man over a year ago

west midlands

"Not that I'm wanting to actually meet at the moment anyway but I don't have an Inbox full of offers either so can I join?"

... aaannnndddddd ...

Now you do!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I hope this thread has started a few conversations.

We can live in hope.

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