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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Naked.... nice and freeing..... and also hopefully scary if anyone ever breaks in and I have to Chuck them out..... they’d probs be laughing so hard I could get a grip of them and wait for the constabulary!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Usually in my knickers and vest top in my nice comfy bed.
Tonight I will be sleeping downstairs with my newly castrated frenchie pup who is still half cut from his operation, snoring very loudly and also smells of wee due to an unfortunate accident and I can't wash him properly yet!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't sleep naked, I must wear something. So I usually wear a short, strappy nightie and as soon as I lay down on my side my boob falls out of it and my arse is fully on show.... so why bother? Because I can't sleep naked, zero logic here 
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"I can't sleep naked, I must wear something. So I usually wear a short, strappy nightie and as soon as I lay down on my side my boob falls out of it and my arse is fully on show.... so why bother? Because I can't sleep naked, zero logic here
NBVN x "
I’m like this, I sleep in knickers and a cami top and then one tit has always fought for freedom by the morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so "
The horror!!! Bleach for my poor brain please! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so "
Have they got elasticated ankles - the pants not the spiders  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always sleep naked couldn’t sleep wearing pyjamas or boxers!
This is a sight I need to see
Do you want to help me undress 
Only if you return the favour "
Deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always sleep naked couldn’t sleep wearing pyjamas or boxers!
This is a sight I need to see
Do you want to help me undress
Only if you return the favour "
Mmmm... Can I get in on this undressing business
Her x |
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"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so
The horror!!! Bleach for my poor brain please!"
Imagine being stuck with that thought?!
After sex when they’re all dopey and cuddly about to drift off and they have the sheer audacity of asking what I’m thinking about.
What am I thinking about?! I’m thinking you’re vice like spoon is preventing me from getting up to find some spider proof pants get off me immediately I cannot fall asleep the spiders are waiting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so "
Oh my god,you've git me in tears here haha...you're funny xxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't sleep naked, I must wear something. So I usually wear a short, strappy nightie and as soon as I lay down on my side my boob falls out of it and my arse is fully on show.... so why bother? Because I can't sleep naked, zero logic here
NBVN x
I’m like this, I sleep in knickers and a cami top and then one tit has always fought for freedom by the morning "
I get up during the night and on my way to the bathroom I am twisting my nightie back the right way and popping in a boob
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so
The horror!!! Bleach for my poor brain please!
Imagine being stuck with that thought?!
After sex when they’re all dopey and cuddly about to drift off and they have the sheer audacity of asking what I’m thinking about.
What am I thinking about?! I’m thinking you’re vice like spoon is preventing me from getting up to find some spider proof pants get off me immediately I cannot fall asleep the spiders are waiting. "
A spider actually crawled into my ear before Christmas. It was traumatic. |
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"I always sleep naked couldn’t sleep wearing pyjamas or boxers!
This is a sight I need to see
Do you want to help me undress
Only if you return the favour
Mmmm... Can I get in on this undressing business
Her x"
Sure can gorgeous  |
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"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so
The horror!!! Bleach for my poor brain please!
Imagine being stuck with that thought?!
After sex when they’re all dopey and cuddly about to drift off and they have the sheer audacity of asking what I’m thinking about.
What am I thinking about?! I’m thinking you’re vice like spoon is preventing me from getting up to find some spider proof pants get off me immediately I cannot fall asleep the spiders are waiting.
A spider actually crawled into my ear before Christmas. It was traumatic."
I was laid in bed one night with my phone and a moth flew into my ear. Never have I jumped up so quickly - felt like it was in my brain. Flew into blind panic and ran to bathroom,
Grabbed tweezers then got the bugger out!
Scarred for life! |
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"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so
The horror!!! Bleach for my poor brain please!
Imagine being stuck with that thought?!
After sex when they’re all dopey and cuddly about to drift off and they have the sheer audacity of asking what I’m thinking about.
What am I thinking about?! I’m thinking you’re vice like spoon is preventing me from getting up to find some spider proof pants get off me immediately I cannot fall asleep the spiders are waiting.
A spider actually crawled into my ear before Christmas. It was traumatic."
This is a real life horror story |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so "
What the hell Hants?
That's a thought that's gonna fester.  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so
The horror!!! Bleach for my poor brain please!
Imagine being stuck with that thought?!
After sex when they’re all dopey and cuddly about to drift off and they have the sheer audacity of asking what I’m thinking about.
What am I thinking about?! I’m thinking you’re vice like spoon is preventing me from getting up to find some spider proof pants get off me immediately I cannot fall asleep the spiders are waiting.
A spider actually crawled into my ear before Christmas. It was traumatic.
I was laid in bed one night with my phone and a moth flew into my ear. Never have I jumped up so quickly - felt like it was in my brain. Flew into blind panic and ran to bathroom,
Grabbed tweezers then got the bugger out!
Scarred for life! "
That's the exact reason I inspect my room before I sleep, I have a massive phobia of one ending up in my ear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so
The horror!!! Bleach for my poor brain please!
Imagine being stuck with that thought?!
After sex when they’re all dopey and cuddly about to drift off and they have the sheer audacity of asking what I’m thinking about.
What am I thinking about?! I’m thinking you’re vice like spoon is preventing me from getting up to find some spider proof pants get off me immediately I cannot fall asleep the spiders are waiting.
A spider actually crawled into my ear before Christmas. It was traumatic."
Naaaaaahhhh.
Omg!!!! Worst frikin nightmare
Her x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always sleep naked couldn’t sleep wearing pyjamas or boxers!
This is a sight I need to see
Do you want to help me undress
Only if you return the favour
Mmmm... Can I get in on this undressing business
Her x
Sure can gorgeous "
Only if...   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so
The horror!!! Bleach for my poor brain please!
Imagine being stuck with that thought?!
After sex when they’re all dopey and cuddly about to drift off and they have the sheer audacity of asking what I’m thinking about.
What am I thinking about?! I’m thinking you’re vice like spoon is preventing me from getting up to find some spider proof pants get off me immediately I cannot fall asleep the spiders are waiting.
A spider actually crawled into my ear before Christmas. It was traumatic.
I was laid in bed one night with my phone and a moth flew into my ear. Never have I jumped up so quickly - felt like it was in my brain. Flew into blind panic and ran to bathroom,
Grabbed tweezers then got the bugger out!
Scarred for life! "
Ugh! Horrible.
My spider wouldn't come out, so my boss squirted saline solution into my ear to flush it out, but nothing happened other than the spider drowning. This was at 10:30 in the morning. I went to minor injuries after work at 5 because my then partner could see a leg poking, but he couldn't reach it with the tweezers. It took 2 nurses 40 mins to get the whole spider out. I was walking around for hours with a spider corpse in my head. |
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"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so
The horror!!! Bleach for my poor brain please!
Imagine being stuck with that thought?!
After sex when they’re all dopey and cuddly about to drift off and they have the sheer audacity of asking what I’m thinking about.
What am I thinking about?! I’m thinking you’re vice like spoon is preventing me from getting up to find some spider proof pants get off me immediately I cannot fall asleep the spiders are waiting.
A spider actually crawled into my ear before Christmas. It was traumatic.
I was laid in bed one night with my phone and a moth flew into my ear. Never have I jumped up so quickly - felt like it was in my brain. Flew into blind panic and ran to bathroom,
Grabbed tweezers then got the bugger out!
Scarred for life!
Ugh! Horrible.
My spider wouldn't come out, so my boss squirted saline solution into my ear to flush it out, but nothing happened other than the spider drowning. This was at 10:30 in the morning. I went to minor injuries after work at 5 because my then partner could see a leg poking, but he couldn't reach it with the tweezers. It took 2 nurses 40 mins to get the whole spider out. I was walking around for hours with a spider corpse in my head."
Christ that’s a long time with a dead spider in your ear!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so
The horror!!! Bleach for my poor brain please!
Imagine being stuck with that thought?!
After sex when they’re all dopey and cuddly about to drift off and they have the sheer audacity of asking what I’m thinking about.
What am I thinking about?! I’m thinking you’re vice like spoon is preventing me from getting up to find some spider proof pants get off me immediately I cannot fall asleep the spiders are waiting.
A spider actually crawled into my ear before Christmas. It was traumatic.
I was laid in bed one night with my phone and a moth flew into my ear. Never have I jumped up so quickly - felt like it was in my brain. Flew into blind panic and ran to bathroom,
Grabbed tweezers then got the bugger out!
Scarred for life!
Ugh! Horrible.
My spider wouldn't come out, so my boss squirted saline solution into my ear to flush it out, but nothing happened other than the spider drowning. This was at 10:30 in the morning. I went to minor injuries after work at 5 because my then partner could see a leg poking, but he couldn't reach it with the tweezers. It took 2 nurses 40 mins to get the whole spider out. I was walking around for hours with a spider corpse in my head."
That is actually horrifying |
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"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so
The horror!!! Bleach for my poor brain please!
Imagine being stuck with that thought?!
After sex when they’re all dopey and cuddly about to drift off and they have the sheer audacity of asking what I’m thinking about.
What am I thinking about?! I’m thinking you’re vice like spoon is preventing me from getting up to find some spider proof pants get off me immediately I cannot fall asleep the spiders are waiting.
A spider actually crawled into my ear before Christmas. It was traumatic.
I was laid in bed one night with my phone and a moth flew into my ear. Never have I jumped up so quickly - felt like it was in my brain. Flew into blind panic and ran to bathroom,
Grabbed tweezers then got the bugger out!
Scarred for life!
That's the exact reason I inspect my room before I sleep, I have a massive phobia of one ending up in my ear"
The week after one flew right in my face. They’re out to get me!
Honestly it was horrible, bloody flapping in my ear! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so
The horror!!! Bleach for my poor brain please!
Imagine being stuck with that thought?!
After sex when they’re all dopey and cuddly about to drift off and they have the sheer audacity of asking what I’m thinking about.
What am I thinking about?! I’m thinking you’re vice like spoon is preventing me from getting up to find some spider proof pants get off me immediately I cannot fall asleep the spiders are waiting.
A spider actually crawled into my ear before Christmas. It was traumatic.
I was laid in bed one night with my phone and a moth flew into my ear. Never have I jumped up so quickly - felt like it was in my brain. Flew into blind panic and ran to bathroom,
Grabbed tweezers then got the bugger out!
Scarred for life!
That's the exact reason I inspect my room before I sleep, I have a massive phobia of one ending up in my ear
The week after one flew right in my face. They’re out to get me!
Honestly it was horrible, bloody flapping in my ear! "
The dreams I'm going to be having tonight 
Her x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so
The horror!!! Bleach for my poor brain please!
Imagine being stuck with that thought?!
After sex when they’re all dopey and cuddly about to drift off and they have the sheer audacity of asking what I’m thinking about.
What am I thinking about?! I’m thinking you’re vice like spoon is preventing me from getting up to find some spider proof pants get off me immediately I cannot fall asleep the spiders are waiting.
A spider actually crawled into my ear before Christmas. It was traumatic.
I was laid in bed one night with my phone and a moth flew into my ear. Never have I jumped up so quickly - felt like it was in my brain. Flew into blind panic and ran to bathroom,
Grabbed tweezers then got the bugger out!
Scarred for life!
Ugh! Horrible.
My spider wouldn't come out, so my boss squirted saline solution into my ear to flush it out, but nothing happened other than the spider drowning. This was at 10:30 in the morning. I went to minor injuries after work at 5 because my then partner could see a leg poking, but he couldn't reach it with the tweezers. It took 2 nurses 40 mins to get the whole spider out. I was walking around for hours with a spider corpse in my head."
wtf!! |
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"Comfy pants. I would sleep naked but my crippling fear I’ll wake up a single mum to a million spider babies because a spider set up camp in my vagina stops me from being able to do so
The horror!!! Bleach for my poor brain please!
Imagine being stuck with that thought?!
After sex when they’re all dopey and cuddly about to drift off and they have the sheer audacity of asking what I’m thinking about.
What am I thinking about?! I’m thinking you’re vice like spoon is preventing me from getting up to find some spider proof pants get off me immediately I cannot fall asleep the spiders are waiting.
A spider actually crawled into my ear before Christmas. It was traumatic.
I was laid in bed one night with my phone and a moth flew into my ear. Never have I jumped up so quickly - felt like it was in my brain. Flew into blind panic and ran to bathroom,
Grabbed tweezers then got the bugger out!
Scarred for life!
That's the exact reason I inspect my room before I sleep, I have a massive phobia of one ending up in my ear
The week after one flew right in my face. They’re out to get me!
Honestly it was horrible, bloody flapping in my ear!
The dreams I'm going to be having tonight
Her x"
Just cover your ears with your hair you’ll be fine
Tbh the moth was basically a way of letting me know I’m on my phone too much in bed! It loved the light haha x |
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