I'm going clean to start off with a couple
2 things I don't like about you, and that's your face.
3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't
One from Les Dawson here - tickles me every time!
‘Me and the wife went for a stroll the other evening, when we looked across the road and noticed the mother in law being beaten up by 6 yobs. The wife turned to me and said, ‘aren’t you going to help?’, to which I replied ‘no - I think six should be enough....’!!
