It could be defeated with a glass of milk, which from childhood memory at kindergarten (was called play school in my day), it would dissolve into a soggy mess within a millisecond of dunking in the milk..

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Rich Tea. I’d throw a cup of tea at it and watch it get soggy and collapse a bit, allowing me to do a Chuck Norris kick right through the middle of it and destroy it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually, some clarification is needed. Which of the various sentient types of biscuit is the least intelligent? I'll fight that one.

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Ginger nut. I'd befriend it, and roll into battle with it!

Indestructible!!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Arnotts Mint Slice.

At least I'd die happy.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A Jaffa Cake, with a blowtorch, the job's a good 'un

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"Actually, some clarification is needed. Which of the various sentient types of biscuit is the least intelligent? I'll fight that one."

Are you trying to turn this into the Princess Bride? Got any Iocaine powder handy?

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"Arnotts Mint Slice.

At least I'd die happy."

Bloody forrins, pick a proper British biscuit!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Arnotts Mint Slice.

At least I'd die happy.

Bloody forrins, pick a proper British biscuit! "

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"A Jaffa Cake, with a blowtorch, the job's a good 'un

Do we really need to go over the Jaffa Cake legal trials again?

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

When you say human sized, that covers a whole range of options.

If we’re talking Jimmy Kranky, I’m all over it. If it’s Jonah Lomu, then not a chance.

I’d take a Kranky sized plain digestive any day if the week

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"A hobnob. They're all mouth and no trousers.

I'd throw a cup of tea at it and watch it disintegrate in seconds.

Great minds..."

They play the subterfuge game very well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rich tea with a hot drink, last 0.1 second

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually, some clarification is needed. Which of the various sentient types of biscuit is the least intelligent? I'll fight that one.

Are you trying to turn this into the Princess Bride? Got any Iocaine powder handy?"

Not if the biscuit has the same god-awful voice as Vizzini! I'm out.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d rather reassure the broken biscuits that everything is going to be alright and they to are loved.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Maryland cookie. I’d let it stand outside for 30 seconds and it would go soft on its own.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"Maryland cookie. I’d let it stand outside for 30 seconds and it would go soft on its own. "

We met some men like that!

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