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"Without actually telling them you're a swinger,
Curly wurly for the funniest/cleverest way of telling others "
Genuine story from earlier today.
“Tell me a secret that you wouldn’t tell someone on a dating app”
“I go to singer clubs”
“Oh you like singing?”
“No, autocorrect doesn’t want me to tell you that I’m a swinger”  |
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"Without actually telling them you're a swinger,
Curly wurly for the funniest/cleverest way of telling others
Genuine story from earlier today.
“Tell me a secret that you wouldn’t tell someone on a dating app”
“I go to singer clubs”
“Oh you like singing?”
“No, autocorrect doesn’t want me to tell you that I’m a swinger” "
I think your phone autocorrected "hoe"   |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Without actually telling them you're a swinger,
Curly wurly for the funniest/cleverest way of telling others
Genuine story from earlier today.
“Tell me a secret that you wouldn’t tell someone on a dating app”
“I go to singer clubs”
“Oh you like singing?”
“No, autocorrect doesn’t want me to tell you that I’m a swinger”
I think your phone autocorrected "hoe" "
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"Without actually telling them you're a swinger,
Curly wurly for the funniest/cleverest way of telling others
Genuine story from earlier today.
“Tell me a secret that you wouldn’t tell someone on a dating app”
“I go to singer clubs”
“Oh you like singing?”
“No, autocorrect doesn’t want me to tell you that I’m a swinger”
I think your phone autocorrected "hoe" "
It knows me so well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Without actually telling them you're a swinger,
Curly wurly for the funniest/cleverest way of telling others
Genuine story from earlier today.
“Tell me a secret that you wouldn’t tell someone on a dating app”
“I go to singer clubs”
“Oh you like singing?”
“No, autocorrect doesn’t want me to tell you that I’m a swinger”
I think your phone autocorrected "hoe"
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Totally taking that as you're in agreement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker "
I didn't know about these until recently!
Speaking of... I still haven't removed that pineapple ornament from my front lawn...  |
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"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker
I didn't know about these until recently!
Speaking of... I still haven't removed that pineapple ornament from my front lawn... "
Do you get lots of people knocking to put there keys in a bowl  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Without actually telling them you're a swinger,
Curly wurly for the funniest/cleverest way of telling others
Genuine story from earlier today.
“Tell me a secret that you wouldn’t tell someone on a dating app”
“I go to singer clubs”
“Oh you like singing?”
“No, autocorrect doesn’t want me to tell you that I’m a swinger”
I think your phone autocorrected "hoe"
Totally taking that as you're in agreement "
Oh yes |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker
Did they have any in stock or all gone ? "
Managed to snag the last one, can't imagine why they'd be so popular |
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I have found other swingers twice while chatting innocently at the bar - really hard sometimes to distinguish if someone is being friendly or there’s more to it - we should have a secret code like oooh I like your dress and she replies never mind that fancy a shag? Something discreet!! Open to suggestions obviously! |
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"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker
Did they have any in stock or all gone ?
Managed to snag the last one, can't imagine why they'd be so popular "
You soon see when you check swingers near me |
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"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker
I didn't know about these until recently!
Speaking of... I still haven't removed that pineapple ornament from my front lawn...
Do you get lots of people knocking to put there keys in a bowl "
No, but men do keep turning up asking for directions... im in a dead end road.... |
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"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker
I didn't know about these until recently!
Speaking of... I still haven't removed that pineapple ornament from my front lawn...
Do you get lots of people knocking to put there keys in a bowl
No, but men do keep turning up asking for directions... im in a dead end road.... "
Which way do you send them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker
I didn't know about these until recently!
Speaking of... I still haven't removed that pineapple ornament from my front lawn...
Do you get lots of people knocking to put there keys in a bowl
No, but men do keep turning up asking for directions... im in a dead end road....
Which way do you send them "
Down the road 100 meters and swing a left at the Pampas grass |
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