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Because they're pathetic people who don't want anybody to miss seeing them in their over-priced flash car.
Next time that happens, just touch the brakes enough to put your brake lights on, and look in your mirror. You'll see them brake heavily and with any luck the driver's head will whip forwards. 
They won't drive close to you again after that! |
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over a year ago
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"You will find its the A4 and 3 series drivers not the A8's of this world 
The A8 drivers drive even closer up another back end.  "
Never been up close behind you! |
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"You will find its the A4 and 3 series drivers not the A8's of this world
The A8 drivers drive even closer up another back end.
Never been up close behind you! "
That's no defense, I don't drive.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thats what I did this morning, the guy pulled into the inside lane and undertook me putting his fingers up as he went past, what a complete cock!"
If there was room for him to do that then maybe you were in the wrong lane  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You will find its the A4 and 3 series drivers not the A8's of this world
The A8 drivers drive even closer up another back end.
Never been up close behind you!
That's no defense, I don't drive. "
Who ever said anything about driving |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You will find its the A4 and 3 series drivers not the A8's of this world
The A8 drivers drive even closer up another back end.
Never been up close behind you!
That's no defense, I don't drive.
Who ever said anything about driving "
oo er, another straight guy turned bad?.  |
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"thats what I did this morning, the guy pulled into the inside lane and undertook me putting his fingers up as he went past, what a complete cock!
Agreed not all but most are right cocks "
At the very great risk of being contentious here is the guy who undertakes a cock or is the guy, possibly/probably deliberately, blocking another drivers progress a cock
We have a very nice, fairly expensive and fairly fast sports car but pulling over to let someone who wants to drive faster than me pass, whether it be a Ferrari or a Fiesta is not an issue to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im going cause outrage now!!!this is my pet hate, this im my living and reason people get so bloody annoyed is that there is obviuosly room for u to move over if he has undertaken u!!!! i do it constantly,undertake on motorways in inside lane doing 50-60mph!!!! if the t***s in middle lane and outside lane overtake then pull in, the congestion on the motorways and dual carriage ways round this country would be a million times better.FACT. too many drivers DONT use the most important thing in or on a car??? MIRRORS,sorry for ranting!!!! rant over lol lol |
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"thats what I did this morning, the guy pulled into the inside lane and undertook me putting his fingers up as he went past, what a complete cock!
Agreed not all but most are right cocks
At the very great risk of being contentious here is the guy who undertakes a cock or is the guy, possibly/probably deliberately, blocking another drivers progress a cock
We have a very nice, fairly expensive and fairly fast sports car but pulling over to let someone who wants to drive faster than me pass, whether it be a Ferrari or a Fiesta is not an issue to me. "
Both, all car drivers are cocks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"thats what I did this morning, the guy pulled into the inside lane and undertook me putting his fingers up as he went past, what a complete cock!
If there was room for him to do that then maybe you were in the wrong lane "
i was turning right  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"thats what I did this morning, the guy pulled into the inside lane and undertook me putting his fingers up as he went past, what a complete cock!
If there was room for him to do that then maybe you were in the wrong lane
i was turning right "
So why are you so angry that he did the sensible thing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because they're pathetic people who don't want anybody to miss seeing them in their over-priced flash car.
Next time that happens, just touch the brakes enough to put your brake lights on, and look in your mirror. You'll see them brake heavily and with any luck the driver's head will whip forwards.
They won't drive close to you again after that!"
Jules Drives an A3 and she's a lovely person......... Gives great head too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because they're pathetic people who don't want anybody to miss seeing them in their over-priced flash car.
Next time that happens, just touch the brakes enough to put your brake lights on, and look in your mirror. You'll see them brake heavily and with any luck the driver's head will whip forwards.
They won't drive close to you again after that!
Jules Drives an A3 and she's a lovely person......... Gives great head too "
It's often not the manner with which you drive but the type of vehicle that you drive that causes most angst with other road users  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"im going cause outrage now!!!this is my pet hate, this im my living and reason people get so bloody annoyed is that there is obviuosly room for u to move over if he has undertaken u!!!! i do it constantly,undertake on motorways in inside lane doing 50-60mph!!!! if the t***s in middle lane and outside lane overtake then pull in, the congestion on the motorways and dual carriage ways round this country would be a million times better.FACT. too many drivers DONT use the most important thing in or on a car??? MIRRORS,sorry for ranting!!!! rant over lol lol"
again I was turning right |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"thats what I did this morning, the guy pulled into the inside lane and undertook me putting his fingers up as he went past, what a complete cock!
If there was room for him to do that then maybe you were in the wrong lane
i was turning right
So why are you so angry that he did the sensible thing? "
it wasnt sensible the speed he came up to me and just pulled into the inner lane without even indicating, then shot past me at about 60 miles an hour |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im going cause outrage now!!!this is my pet hate, this im my living and reason people get so bloody annoyed is that there is obviuosly room for u to move over if he has undertaken u!!!! i do it constantly,undertake on motorways in inside lane doing 50-60mph!!!! if the t***s in middle lane and outside lane overtake then pull in, the congestion on the motorways and dual carriage ways round this country would be a million times better.FACT. too many drivers DONT use the most important thing in or on a car??? MIRRORS,sorry for ranting!!!! rant over lol lol
again I was turning right "
again he took the sensible option of passing you on the left in order to progress, and to allow you to slow down for your manouver, something that happens on every 2 lane highway in the country every single day of the week without most folk feeling too aggrieved about it |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
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maybe he thought you were one of those people who owned a car that didn't have self cancelling indicators and that you were in fact driving with you righ hand indicator running with no good reason, i recently followd a car on a Aroad for over five miles with it's righ hand indicator going, and there were no right turns from this road as it's one with a solid white line for both lanes, so to cross it would have committed an offence anyway( and yes to even cross it to gain entance to your own drive is an offence) my thoughts on the matter in hand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"im going cause outrage now!!!this is my pet hate, this im my living and reason people get so bloody annoyed is that there is obviuosly room for u to move over if he has undertaken u!!!! i do it constantly,undertake on motorways in inside lane doing 50-60mph!!!! if the t***s in middle lane and outside lane overtake then pull in, the congestion on the motorways and dual carriage ways round this country would be a million times better.FACT. too many drivers DONT use the most important thing in or on a car??? MIRRORS,sorry for ranting!!!! rant over lol lol
again I was turning right
again he took the sensible option of passing you on the left in order to progress, and to allow you to slow down for your manouver, something that happens on every 2 lane highway in the country every single day of the week without most folk feeling too aggrieved about it "
wasnt just this morning, its every time an audi driver has been behind me and doesnt matter what lane I'm in, they just force them selves through the traffic, just wanna know what they have to drive like that? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Every Audi driver  "
well everyone thats been behind me on the road, apart from audi estates, not seen them driven by maniacs, anyone know what that is? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im going cause outrage now!!!this is my pet hate, this im my living and reason people get so bloody annoyed is that there is obviuosly room for u to move over if he has undertaken u!!!! i do it constantly,undertake on motorways in inside lane doing 50-60mph!!!! if the t***s in middle lane and outside lane overtake then pull in, the congestion on the motorways and dual carriage ways round this country would be a million times better.FACT. too many drivers DONT use the most important thing in or on a car??? MIRRORS,sorry for ranting!!!! rant over lol lol
again I was turning right
again he took the sensible option of passing you on the left in order to progress, and to allow you to slow down for your manouver, something that happens on every 2 lane highway in the country every single day of the week without most folk feeling too aggrieved about it
wasnt just this morning, its every time an audi driver has been behind me and doesnt matter what lane I'm in, they just force them selves through the traffic, just wanna know what they have to drive like that? "
Well if you see Jules doing it, then just pull her over and let her pull you off... Should relieve some of the tension |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Perhaps it's just because people who have cars like that obviously have well paid, stressful jobs and therefore they are quite highly strung and are in a rush to be everywhere?
Either way its a bit like getting messages you don't want on this site. Nothing you do will change anything or make em realise... and the only person it affects by letting it get to you is YOU! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because they're pathetic people who don't want anybody to miss seeing them in their over-priced flash car.
Next time that happens, just touch the brakes enough to put your brake lights on, and look in your mirror. You'll see them brake heavily and with any luck the driver's head will whip forwards.
They won't drive close to you again after that!
Jules Drives an A3 and she's a lovely person......... Gives great head too "
Jules looks fit so will let her off. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Perhaps it's just because people who have cars like that obviously have well paid, stressful jobs and therefore they are quite highly strung and are in a rush to be everywhere?
Either way its a bit like getting messages you don't want on this site. Nothing you do will change anything or make em realise... and the only person it affects by letting it get to you is YOU! "
well I aint the only person who gets wound up by them, drive and audi do you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Perhaps it's just because people who have cars like that obviously have well paid, stressful jobs and therefore they are quite highly strung and are in a rush to be everywhere?
Either way its a bit like getting messages you don't want on this site. Nothing you do will change anything or make em realise... and the only person it affects by letting it get to you is YOU!
well I aint the only person who gets wound up by them, drive and audi do you? "
Nope, but I would |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It didn't take long for this to degenerate into a 'my penis subsititute is better than your penis subsitite' did it?"
Don't know about anyone else, but I can't see where it has turned into that at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Car drivers dont think of us bikers"
That's because you bike riders have a totally different set of rules for the road that noone has ever told us about |
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"Car drivers dont think of us bikers
That's because you bike riders have a totally different set of rules for the road that noone has ever told us about "
We dont do anything different to cars. Car drivers dont look for bikes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Car drivers dont think of us bikers
That's because you bike riders have a totally different set of rules for the road that noone has ever told us about
We dont do anything different to cars. Car drivers dont look for bikes."
Well perhaps you don't do anything different.. and I'm always looking for bikes, but there are lots of them that overtake when/where they shouldn't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we overtake where there is a gap cos we can"
and I don't deny you guys that, I'd rather bikes be past me than floating around behind me trying to get through, always shift over on roads/motorways to give space. Sometimes though the bikers haven't read what's going on and try and take you just as your about to turn etc etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"we overtake where there is a gap cos we can
and I don't deny you guys that, I'd rather bikes be past me than floating around behind me trying to get through, always shift over on roads/motorways to give space. Sometimes though the bikers haven't read what's going on and try and take you just as your about to turn etc etc"
Bikes get through trafic when they can. dont see a prob if its not dangerous |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
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"Car drivers dont think of us bikers
That's because you bike riders have a totally different set of rules for the road that noone has ever told us about
We dont do anything different to cars. Car drivers dont look for bikes.
Well perhaps you don't do anything different.. and I'm always looking for bikes, but there are lots of them that overtake when/where they shouldn't"
it's all about power to wieght we have the power you have the wieght, so we see a gap and we take it, bikers cause less pollution less damage to the roads and are still treated like cyclist,we just don't exsist as far as some car drivers are concerned. till we are knocked off by one then it's always the bikers fault, and i'm sorry but the old, sorry mate didn't see you just don't wash anymore, what with bikes being unable to turn off their head lights any longer |
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"Car drivers dont think of us bikers
That's because you bike riders have a totally different set of rules for the road that noone has ever told us about
We dont do anything different to cars. Car drivers dont look for bikes.
Well perhaps you don't do anything different.. and I'm always looking for bikes, but there are lots of them that overtake when/where they shouldn't
it's all about power to wieght we have the power you have the wieght, so we see a gap and we take it, bikers cause less pollution less damage to the roads and are still treated like cyclist,we just don't exsist as far as some car drivers are concerned. till we are knocked off by one then it's always the bikers fault, and i'm sorry but the old, sorry mate didn't see you just don't wash anymore, what with bikes being unable to turn off their head lights any longer "
4 wheels good, 2 wheels bad! |
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"Car drivers dont think of us bikers
That's because you bike riders have a totally different set of rules for the road that noone has ever told us about
We dont do anything different to cars. Car drivers dont look for bikes.
Well perhaps you don't do anything different.. and I'm always looking for bikes, but there are lots of them that overtake when/where they shouldn't
it's all about power to wieght we have the power you have the wieght, so we see a gap and we take it, bikers cause less pollution less damage to the roads and are still treated like cyclist,we just don't exsist as far as some car drivers are concerned. till we are knocked off by one then it's always the bikers fault, and i'm sorry but the old, sorry mate didn't see you just don't wash anymore, what with bikes being unable to turn off their head lights any longer
4 wheels good, 2 wheels bad! "
Got a full licence for both and I am with you 100% |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
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"Car drivers dont think of us bikers
That's because you bike riders have a totally different set of rules for the road that noone has ever told us about
We dont do anything different to cars. Car drivers dont look for bikes.
Well perhaps you don't do anything different.. and I'm always looking for bikes, but there are lots of them that overtake when/where they shouldn't
it's all about power to wieght we have the power you have the wieght, so we see a gap and we take it, bikers cause less pollution less damage to the roads and are still treated like cyclist,we just don't exsist as far as some car drivers are concerned. till we are knocked off by one then it's always the bikers fault, and i'm sorry but the old, sorry mate didn't see you just don't wash anymore, what with bikes being unable to turn off their head lights any longer
4 wheels good, 2 wheels bad! "
only coz we get there while your stuck in the traffic lmao |
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"Car drivers dont think of us bikers
That's because you bike riders have a totally different set of rules for the road that noone has ever told us about
We dont do anything different to cars. Car drivers dont look for bikes.
Well perhaps you don't do anything different.. and I'm always looking for bikes, but there are lots of them that overtake when/where they shouldn't
it's all about power to wieght we have the power you have the wieght, so we see a gap and we take it, bikers cause less pollution less damage to the roads and are still treated like cyclist,we just don't exsist as far as some car drivers are concerned. till we are knocked off by one then it's always the bikers fault, and i'm sorry but the old, sorry mate didn't see you just don't wash anymore, what with bikes being unable to turn off their head lights any longer
4 wheels good, 2 wheels bad!
Got a full licence for both and I am with you 100% "
Both licences here and you can take home marmite on a bike but hell cars are far more civilized |
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"insist on driving 2 foot behind you even at speeds excessive of 40 MPH? "
I don't think it matters what car you have, everyone seems to be a nutter behind the wheel these days!
In fact only the other day i ran down some pedestrian who just didn't walk quick enough over the zebra crossing! |
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"My meets must be AUDI drivers then cos they're always to close to my back end "
Haha...very clever! I'm sure you like being rear ended and having a big bang lol |
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"My meets must be AUDI drivers then cos they're always to close to my back end
Haha...very clever! I'm sure you like being rear ended and having a big bang lol "
Well ya know a lady never tells but yeah it can be quite 'exhaust' ing lol |
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"all male drivers are cocks lol
woman are better drivers FACT "
Well us men haven't got the knack of applying lippy whilst doing 35 in a 30 zone yet lol |
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"all male drivers are cocks lol
woman are better drivers FACT
Well us men haven't got the knack of applying lippy whilst doing 35 in a 30 zone yet lol "
I think seeing any man applying any lippy in wotever speed limit would defo cause a slight accident somewhere |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Never mind audi's ... no one gets in the way of me and my little clio "
I can't believe nobody took this bait!
Anyway:
1 All car makes have their share of shitty inconsiderate drivers
2 "white van man" is the worst in my experience
3 HGV drivers are generally the best
4 bikers do LOTS of things car drivers don't - but generally point 1 applies here too
5 car drivers need to look out for bikes more
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"Never mind audi's ... no one gets in the way of me and my little clio
I can't believe nobody took this bait!
Anyway:
1 All car makes have their share of shitty inconsiderate drivers
2 "white van man" is the worst in my experience"
Where's a V flicking smiley when you want one?
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