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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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... about how abso-bloody-lutely enormous my cock is - because it hasn't been done before, right?! No, wait! Hear me out ...
It's a Leviathan! It's huge. Gargantuan probably covers it better.
My head is almost as big as my head.
All other cocks pale into insignificance beside it.
Wide angle lenses can't capture it.
Ladies, mine is the best.
Gulliver's is small by comparison.
It's a bone that would frighten my dog.
The cost of having underwear specially modified at the front is bankrupting me.
When it explodes, it's like a water cannon. Seriously, they could quell a riot with it.
It makes the Stratosphere in Vegas look like a scale model.
Guys, seriously, bow before your leader.
Bring it on!!!!! Do your best/worst forum!! I'm supremely confident in my abilities ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... about how abso-bloody-lutely enormous my cock is - because it hasn't been done before, right?! No, wait! Hear me out ...
It's a Leviathan! It's huge. Gargantuan probably covers it better.
My head is almost as big as my head.
All other cocks pale into insignificance beside it.
Wide angle lenses can't capture it.
Ladies, mine is the best.
Gulliver's is small by comparison.
It's a bone that would frighten my dog.
The cost of having underwear specially modified at the front is bankrupting me.
When it explodes, it's like a water cannon. Seriously, they could quell a riot with it.
It makes the Stratosphere in Vegas look like a scale model.
Guys, seriously, bow before your leader.
Bring it on!!!!! Do your best/worst forum!! I'm supremely confident in my abilities ... "
Have you considered going commando ?
Surely it will feel a little colder but would probably save you a fortune ? |
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"... about how abso-bloody-lutely enormous my cock is - because it hasn't been done before, right?! No, wait! Hear me out ...
It's a Leviathan! It's huge. Gargantuan probably covers it better.
My head is almost as big as my head.
All other cocks pale into insignificance beside it.
Wide angle lenses can't capture it.
Ladies, mine is the best.
Gulliver's is small by comparison.
It's a bone that would frighten my dog.
The cost of having underwear specially modified at the front is bankrupting me.
When it explodes, it's like a water cannon. Seriously, they could quell a riot with it.
It makes the Stratosphere in Vegas look like a scale model.
Guys, seriously, bow before your leader.
Bring it on!!!!! Do your best/worst forum!! I'm supremely confident in my abilities ... "
But is it as big as my ass... if you cluck bate make sure you fab it so i can get on hot photos  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... about how abso-bloody-lutely enormous my cock is - because it hasn't been done before, right?! No, wait! Hear me out ...
It's a Leviathan! It's huge. Gargantuan probably covers it better.
My head is almost as big as my head.
All other cocks pale into insignificance beside it.
Wide angle lenses can't capture it.
Ladies, mine is the best.
Gulliver's is small by comparison.
It's a bone that would frighten my dog.
The cost of having underwear specially modified at the front is bankrupting me.
When it explodes, it's like a water cannon. Seriously, they could quell a riot with it.
It makes the Stratosphere in Vegas look like a scale model.
Guys, seriously, bow before your leader.
Bring it on!!!!! Do your best/worst forum!! I'm supremely confident in my abilities ... "
have you thought about a reduction  haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... about how abso-bloody-lutely enormous my cock is - because it hasn't been done before, right?! No, wait! Hear me out ...
It's a Leviathan! It's huge. Gargantuan probably covers it better.
My head is almost as big as my head.
All other cocks pale into insignificance beside it.
Wide angle lenses can't capture it.
Ladies, mine is the best.
Gulliver's is small by comparison.
It's a bone that would frighten my dog.
The cost of having underwear specially modified at the front is bankrupting me.
When it explodes, it's like a water cannon. Seriously, they could quell a riot with it.
It makes the Stratosphere in Vegas look like a scale model.
Guys, seriously, bow before your leader.
Bring it on!!!!! Do your best/worst forum!! I'm supremely confident in my abilities ...
Have you considered going commando ?
Surely it will feel a little colder but would probably save you a fortune ?"
Actually, you may have a point. Nothing quite like a good stiff breeze across your cheeks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... about how abso-bloody-lutely enormous my cock is - because it hasn't been done before, right?! No, wait! Hear me out ...
It's a Leviathan! It's huge. Gargantuan probably covers it better.
My head is almost as big as my head.
All other cocks pale into insignificance beside it.
Wide angle lenses can't capture it.
Ladies, mine is the best.
Gulliver's is small by comparison.
It's a bone that would frighten my dog.
The cost of having underwear specially modified at the front is bankrupting me.
When it explodes, it's like a water cannon. Seriously, they could quell a riot with it.
It makes the Stratosphere in Vegas look like a scale model.
Guys, seriously, bow before your leader.
Bring it on!!!!! Do your best/worst forum!! I'm supremely confident in my abilities ...
Have you considered going commando ?
Surely it will feel a little colder but would probably save you a fortune ?
Actually, you may have a point. Nothing quite like a good stiff breeze across your cheeks. "
20+ years since I wore boxers or underpants
Your welcome op  |
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"Is the beeeeeaaaaautiful lady on 2 May pic She-Hulk then? ... I’m wondering about hands and perspectives x"
I would never dream of describing her that way.
I had to Photoshop it down in size so folks looking at it didn't feel inadequate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is the beeeeeaaaaautiful lady on 2 May pic She-Hulk then? ... I’m wondering about hands and perspectives x
I would never dream of describing her that way.
I had to Photoshop it down in size so folks looking at it didn't feel inadequate "
*Ooop just so you know ... she-hulk is absolutely gorgeous (daughter has comic books) - and in no way like hulk hulk x
Photoshop? ... hmmmm ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I lived a similar life for a while....I had to wear a kilt because I couldnt find boxers or trousers able to take the strain.
Life is much better after the reduction surgery.....finally enough blood for the two of us.Found a practised surgeon in the states.....A Dr Bobbit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I lived a similar life for a while....I had to wear a kilt because I couldnt find boxers or trousers able to take the strain.
Life is much better after the reduction surgery.....finally enough blood for the two of us.Found a practised surgeon in the states.....A Dr Bobbit "
Do you have before and after photos ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll cut it off an keep in a formalin jar, if it bothers you that greatly 
Kind of John Wayne Bobbit meets Dolly the Sheep? "
I've seen Dolly in a museum. Fascinating. I like morbid things though. I'll excuse myself now. |
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Mind you don't trip over it 
I've seen it all now. 