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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Priest and Nun on a camel in the Sahara desert the camel drops dead leaving them doomed. Realising their fate, and having never seen a naked woman,?the priest ask the nun to show her tits and she agrees,providing he shows his cock. They begin to fondle each other and the priest gets an erection.priest says, 'you know if i put this in the right place i can create life' .... 'good said the nun'?Stick it up the camels arse and lets get the fuck out of here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol, heard it before but it did make me chuckle
Here's my offering.......
Two 16 yr old girls at school. One is really posh, while the other is a bit of a slapper. The teacher asks the posh one to give her a sentence with the word improper in it. She replies in her posh accent, "my father had an affair with my auntie, that was most improper." The teacher then asks the same question to the slapper, who says, "last night, my bloke was shagging me from behind and when his bollocks were slappin against my arse, i knew he was in proper. |
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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago
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Here's a joke for you
I nudged the wife in bed.
"Are you awake?
"She grunted.
"Do you want sex?
"She grunted again.
I presumed it was a No.
"Well can I have a wank and come in your hair then?"
"You filthy bastard" she muttered.
"What about my enjoyment?"
"Sorry, you're right" I replied. "Do you want to put your radio on while I do it?" |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Apple has announced today that they have developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost £499 - £699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough as women are always complaining that men are staring at their breasts and never listen to them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol, heard it before but it did make me chuckle
Here's my offering.......
Two 16 yr old girls at school. One is really posh, while the other is a bit of a slapper. The teacher asks the posh one to give her a sentence with the word improper in it. She replies in her posh accent, "my father had an affair with my auntie, that was most improper." The teacher then asks the same question to the slapper, who says, "last night, my bloke was shagging me from behind and when his bollocks were slappin against my arse, i knew he was in proper."
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Nice one OP... 
